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Clips from South Park - The Damned (S20E20)

"- I loved "Goonies"! - Member Chunk?"
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"- Member? - Member the trash compactor?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Troll Hunter: [Danish accent] Citizens of Denmark,"
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"we are under attack."
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"As our ancestors did in days long ago,"
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"we must rise to defend our families."
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"A troll has come into our village"
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"and taken from us a beloved princess."
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"He then returned to his secret hiding place,"
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"crawled back to his little cave,"
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"thinking the Danes would simply cry and run."
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"No."
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"What this troll doesn't realize"
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"is that we have been planning our own attack."
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"that a plan to destroy the troll is underway."
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"For in Denmark,"
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"To get a troll to come out of hiding,"
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"you must say its name."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I was thinking again..."
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"about how women are just as funny as men."
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"Is that a joke?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"I don't get it."
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"Yes, you do."
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"Heidi, does it ever get any easier,"
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"living in this world?"
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"I used to go places just to show them where I was."
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"You want to go somewhere?"
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"I'll follow you."
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"[Brakes squeak]"
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"Mornin'. How can I help ya?"
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"Yeah, I had some questions about, uh, memberberries."
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"Yeah. Everyone wants memberberries these days."
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"Don't know what makes them so popular."
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"I've had to get rid of all my pumpkins, my onions, my peppers"
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"just to make room for more memberberries."
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"[Indistinct talking]"
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"Oh, my God. There's this many?"
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"[Talking continues]"
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"_"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"Protocol zero. No evidence."
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"Clear history, e-mails, delete, delete, delete, delete."
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"Erase, erase, trash, trash."
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"[Engine starts]"
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"[Tires squeal]"
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"[Computer beeps]"
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"[Tires squeal]"
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"I saw Nancy Morris today."
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"She has a different hair color. Again."
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"I swear she doesn't think anyone even notices."
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"Her natural hair color must be clear."
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"- What? - It broke, and I had to throw it away."
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"I thought if a computer isn't working, you try and get it fixed."
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"No, now you just throw it away."
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"You had all my recipes on that FileMaker program on your computer."
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"I'll get us a new computer tomorrow."
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"Then I can see if we can pull your recipes up"
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"Ike's computer!"
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"Move, move, move!"
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"My computer is off the network,"
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"and... and this computer didn't mirror that computer."
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"But they did have the same Time Machine schedule,"
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"so then would any of my files be accessible?"
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"No, because they didn't know each other's IP addresses."
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"What if you can access my e-mail account"
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"from this computer through iCloud?"
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"If I go to iCloud, my e-mails are deleted. Good."
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"Except there's a new e-mail. That shouldn't have come in."
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"Why would an e-mail to me have come in if I deleted everything?"
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"[Beeps]"
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""I know who you are.""
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"You?"
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"Do you know who I am?"
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"Do you know who I am, Ike?!"
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"No."
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"Delete. Delete the account, not the e-mails."
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""Meet me under the Freemont Bridge,"
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"9:00 a.m. tomorrow.""
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"Oh, God."
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"You dip your French fries in a sweet-and-sour sauce?"
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"Yeah, it's the best, dude. Try it."
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"I'm starting to feel like life isn't gonna be so bad."
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"Yeah."
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"I think I am, too."
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"Heidi, can I ask you something?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Do girls not have balls?"
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"Girls do not have balls, no."
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"how does that work?"
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"Do you want me to show you?"
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"Holy shit."
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"Freja, you've talked about being trolled on the Internet and its consequences."
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"That's one of my son's friends."
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"on whether was a Twitter suicide or Twitter homicide."
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"Yeah, everything sucks."
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"They seem so lonely."
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"I don't know what I'm doing."
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"I'm scared."
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"Reporter: And after stating that he was not fit to be president,"
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"What?!"
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"She's... She's not as bad as you think. I promise."
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"[Car trunk closes]"
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"_"
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"there is one thing we have known for centuries..."
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