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Clips from South Park - The Damned (S20E20)

"[Cheering continues]"
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"No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no."
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"Why are you clapping?"
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"I am not a good person for the White House."
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"I am not a good person period!"
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"I am peeing my pants"
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"at the thought of being president, okay?"
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"No, shut up! Listen to me!"
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"You don't want a guy like me in the White House!"
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"You don't even want to know the shit I've done."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"I have scissored with another woman when I had a sex change!"
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"[Cheers and applause] He's so honest!"
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"No, no!"
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"to negotiate with Putin!"
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"I'll probably end up getting drunk"
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"and trying to suck his dick!"
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"Oh, geez!"
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"Ike, got a minute?"
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"Let's talk, buddy."
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"You know, the school really wants us to keep talking"
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"I guess the troll from the school message boards"
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"is now harassing a famous Olympic athlete from Denmark."
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"Yeah, well, she kind of called him out"
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"and said he could never get her to quit social media,"
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"and you know, you might say she's asking for it."
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"But, uh, now this troll is being copied by other trolls"
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"who are all dog-piling to see if they can get her to quit,"
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"and, well, God only knows what they're gonna do tonight."
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"Well, good night, pal."
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"the horrific consequences of trolling."
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"I want to tell you that I'm sorry."
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"When women first started getting trolled on the school message boards,"
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"I was wrong."
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"You weren't the only one."
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"I guess I didn't deserve a second chance."
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"I really tried to make changes."
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"I really tried to become a better person."
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"To show that I was trying to listen."
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"So, when you held the assembly that women were just as funny as men,"
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"you... you weren't being sarcastic?"
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"Women are funny, Heidi."
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"Get over it."
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"Every time Amy Schumer talks about her vagina,"
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"Do you miss your friends?"
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"I don't have any friends."
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"I don't know if I ever did."
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"You do now."
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"Cool."
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"Hello, Florida."
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"Please put your hands together"
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"and welcome the next President of the United States!"
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"[Rock music plays]"
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"I hate all of you so much."
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"Man: Yeah!"
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"I seriously hold so much contempt"
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"for each and every one of you pieces of shit."
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"If you vote me in as president,"
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"I'll seriously throw up and have lost all faith in humanity."
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"[Cheers and applause]"
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"I agree!"
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"I don't want to be here."
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"Please just let me go."
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"I don't know anything."
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"I'm completely clueless how to proceed."
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"I just... spew bullshit"
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"and cry myself to sleep at night."
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"than a douche in over his head."
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"For [bleep] sake, please."
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"Shit, I'm starting to really like this guy."
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"Secretary Clinton responded with"
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""My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted.""
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"In other news tonight, Danish gold medalist Freja Ollengaurd"
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"is the apparent victim of extreme trolling once again."
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"Oh, hey. Could you turn that up?"
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"The athlete from Denmark has been the target"
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"of relentless online attacks"
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"that began with the troll Skankhunt42."
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"Last night, the trolling took a vicious turn"
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"when Freja Ollengaurd finally succumbed to the pressure"
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"and committed suicide."
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"Paul, Danish women's volleyball champion Freja Ollengaurd"
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"The four-time gold medal winner took her own life"
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"after jumping 17 floors from the balcony of her building."
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"[Screams]"
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"Freja Ollengaurd, dead at the age of 38."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Oh, shit! Oh, my God!"
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"[Doorbell rings]"
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"I was wrong, Stephen. I'm voting for your guy."
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"What?"
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"It's just... I see what you mean."
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"He talks like an ordinary person."
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"He's got my vote."
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"Are you out of your [bleep] mind?"
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"You want to vote for that douche?!"
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"He'll ruin this country."
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"Yeah, but not anymore."
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"What happened?"
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"I don't know."
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"What the hell is wrong with people?!"
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"You don't just flip back and forth like that!"
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"You just did."
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"I did."
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"What's going on, Stephen?"
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"Why does everything suck this hard?"
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"I don't know."
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"Nobody knows what to think anymore."
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"But how did we get here..."
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"Completely confused and with shit for choices?"
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"It's like... It's like there are other forces at work."
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"I'm just tired of thinking about it."
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"Come on. Let's relax and have some memberberry pie."
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"Memberberry pie?"
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"Okay. I love memberberries."
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"- Member Tatooine? - Member the torture droid?"
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"- I member! - Ay, member "Goonies"?"
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