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Clips from South Park - The Damned (S20E20)

"They post long, drawn-out messages on social media"
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"Look, officers, why don't you just go ask him why he quit Twitter?"
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"At where, sir?"
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"At where?"
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"Okay, that was the cops. The cops were here."
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"Cops? For what?"
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"You know for what! You know what we did to Cartman!"
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"- We did what we had to do. - But we were wrong!"
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"It's not the police we have to worry about."
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"It's Eric."
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"He's gonna get us."
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"[Stammering] Fellas, we all just have to stay cool, okay?"
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"It doesn't matter. He's coming."
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"He's gonna get us."
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"♪♪"
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"Stan."
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"You can't just stay in your room all day."
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"Everything's upside-down."
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"Everyone's taking sides and splitting into groups."
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"Nobody's getting along."
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"And there's people like your mother"
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"who are thinking about voting for a douche"
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"'cause she doesn't have a brain!"
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"Sharon: Go to hell, Randy!"
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"I don't know what's wrong with people in this town."
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"More and more are agreeing with your mother."
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"I tried getting on community message boards and swaying people's minds,"
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"but it always ends up with some asshole talking about vaginas"
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"and photoshopping a dick in my mouth."
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"That's where we're at today."
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"Everything sucks."
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"Here's everything to prepare you for the debates, ma'am."
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"Just try and stay focused no matter what your opponent says."
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"Don't let him rattle you."
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"Don't buy into it."
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"Whatever he says, just respond with"
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""My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted.""
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"Decision 2016..."
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"The first presidential debate with moderator Lester Holt."
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"Okay, let's get right into it."
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"Our first question is for you, sir."
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"How will you deal with ground troops in Syria?"
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"Everyone, I need to just speak from the heart here."
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"Uh, I don't know what the [bleep] I'm doing."
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"I-I had no idea I would get this far,"
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"but the fact of the matter is, I should not be president."
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"Okay? I will [bleep] this country up beyond repair."
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"Please, if you care at all about the future of our country,"
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"vote for her, okay?"
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"She's the one who at least has some experience."
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"And unlike me, she's actually capable of running this country."
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"My opponent is a liar and he cannot be trusted."
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"- No! - Oh, my God."
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"She is such a turd sandwich."
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"What he is saying is simply not true."
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"Do not believe it."
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"I am giving you this, lady!"
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"I am giving you this!"
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"What the [bleep] are you doing?"
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"Okay, look. Look. Just vote for her."
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"She... She knows politics."
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"She really wants to put this country first."
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"- My opponent is a liar... - Would you just please shut up?"
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"- And he cannot be... - Get out of your own way!"
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"Cannot be trusted."
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"Okay, okay. Look."
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"She just doesn't know how to take this"
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"because it's very weird and her advisors probably..."
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"My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted."
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"[Bleep] Oh, [bleep]"
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"Why the [bleep] did it have to be her?"
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"I am so [bleep]"
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"All right, boys. I've had just about enough of playing games."
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"The four of you were good friends with Eric Cartman,"
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"and yet none of you seem to know why he left social media."
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"Nobody's got anything to say?"
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"I think that Eric Cartman"
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"was somehow forced to leave social media as a retaliation"
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"for Heidi Turner quitting social media!"
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"Now, because of the actions of one sexist, bigoted, racist troll..."
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"Make no mistake, gentlemen."
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"Our community is under attack."
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"And if we don't get to the bottom of it,"
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"there's gonna be more students like Eric Cartman"
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"wandering the hallways with no connection to the rest of the world."
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"♪♪"
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"Heidi: [Whispering] Eric."
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"Heidi?"
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"Heidi Turner?"
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"Come with me."
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"Where?"
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"Join us. Here."
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"The park?"
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"I know how you feel, Eric."
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"With no phone."
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"No human contact."
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"I m-miss my stuff! [Cries]"
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"Come on. There are others like us here."
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"Look at them, Martha. Do you see them?"
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"What are they?"
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"Lost souls who have quit Twitter."
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"Damned to just wander the earth and hang out and stuff."
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"Okay."
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"What the [bleep] is wrong with you people?!"
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"I just saw a new poll that says more and more of you"
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"are thinking about voting for that douche!"
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"Some of us are."
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"A lot of people like what he has to say, all right?"
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"You're telling me that after that debate,"
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"you still want to vote for that guy?"
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"Yep."
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"Don't you get it, Randy?"
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"There's people in this country who are sick and tired."
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"Tired of hearing all the rhetoric."
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"Finally, someone comes along who says what he feels."
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"Because, say what you want,"
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"at least he doesn't sound like another politician."
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"I have no idea how to be president."
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"I am a complete jackass"
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"and I have made a giant mistake here."
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