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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (S01E01)

"♪ I am the visual The inspiration ♪"
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"♪ That made lady Sing the blues ♪"
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"♪ I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ♪"
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"♪ The story that just begun ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"after a lifetime of odd adventures and strange mishaps,"
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"in the warm embrace of suburbia."
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"Damn it, I hate you!"
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"You're ruining my life, bitch! Please, Herbert,"
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"Give me candy! I want candy!"
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"I want candy and marshmallows!"
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"Mom, stop!"
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"I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten."
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"Hello, cutie."
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"Check out this special French whipped cream."
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"You didn't have to carry all my bags."
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"I don't..."
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"I mean, I don't know if..."
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"You do realize that light-skinned ho was a ho,"
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"I didn't cuss. I said ho."
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"Don't think because I'm driving, I can't come back there."
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"Ow! You smackin' me! Granddad, stop."
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"Oh, I got your ho! Watch the road."
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"Granddad, have you asked yourself"
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"I know the game."
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"Game recognize game, Granddad."
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"I- I can't- Where's Granddad? Can I help you, sir?"
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"Don't feed her!"
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"Come on, now, stop."
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"Don't try to pull me back. The cheddar biscuits!"
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"What the hell? Get off me, boy. What's wrong with you?"
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"Mm."
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"Mm, mm."
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"Thank you for the meal."
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"It was very romantic,"
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"Wow. I have never seen a woman eat like that."
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"Oh, stop. They're so cute."
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"Doggy bag?"
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"I don't ever remember seein' Granddad with a woman."
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"when I thought he was gay,"
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"You're payin' the restaurant."
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"and that ho can go grocery shoppin'."
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"the boss is a real jerk, and the clients..."
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"Ugh, don't get me started on the clients."
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"Seemed like a lot of work."
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"and save me from, you know, work."
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"Do you know where I can buy a cape?"
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"Whoa. Wow."
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"Takin' bitches out to eat,"
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"You're jumpin' to conclusions. It's just a date."
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"Ooh, what if they have kids?"
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"Riley!"
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"♪ Now, I ain't sayin' She a gold digger ♪"
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"♪ Now, I ain't sayin' She a gold digger ♪"
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"♪ Get down, girl Go ahead, get down ♪"
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"♪ With a baby Louis Vuitton Under her underarm ♪"
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"♪ And I gotta take all They badass to showbiz ♪"
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"♪ If you f@#$% with this girl Then you better be paid ♪"
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"My X button ain't working."
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"You see me pressin' it. You cheatin'."
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"I'm Cristal, bitch. Who's next?"
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"What?"
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"Miss Cristal is my beautiful baby-boo,"
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"She's in sales."
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"No."
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"Mm."
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"And for your information, children,"
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"Okay, Cristal, I think we need to talk."
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"I need you to get the hell up outta here."
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"Any particular reason?"
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"I'm in this transitional period..."
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"I can't do that."
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"You guys have the life."
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"And I want the life too."
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"You can't get rid of me."
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"Like what?"
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"Bye, Granddaddy."
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"Granddad needed to see the truth for himself."
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"♪ Beg forgiveness Than permission ♪"
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"♪ She's crazy And something in her eyes ♪"
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"♪ A blind man could see her Comin' from a mile away ♪"
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"♪ Let me catch her in the act See where her head is at ♪"
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"♪ I know she no good But she good to me ♪"
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"Cutie pie, what is this?"
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"Get that outta here."
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"so hard with them."
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"Haven't I done enough for you two?"
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"Who are you?"
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"There she is."
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"You say the whole thing. A Pimp Named Slickback."
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"Uh, can we call you "Slickback" for short?"
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"Nigga, are you deaf?"
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"Let us pray "The Pimp's Prayer. ""
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"Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch,"
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"You ain't gonna hit no woman in my house."
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"Not in this house, she's not."
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"Damn, Indiana Jenkins."
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"How would I?"
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"Well, easy mistake, I guess."
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"as long as you're ready to start fresh."
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"Think about it. Forty-four..."
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"I don't know, Robert."
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"One thing I learned though..."
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"♪ I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ♪"
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"♪ The same spark That lights the dark ♪"
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"♪ The inner glow That lets you know ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪"
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"My grandfather,"
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"decided to spend his last days"
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"in his perfect neighborhood."
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"But he was still searching for his perfect woman."
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"For what reason, I have no idea."
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"remember our agreement. Candy! I want candy!"
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"Give it to me!"
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"And I want pasta!"
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"When he gets like this,"
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"I just don't know how to make him stop."
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"I want candy and marshmallows!"
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"What's with the belt?"
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"In front of these people..."
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