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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Terms of Service (S04E04)

"so vivid and superior to HooliChat."
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"- Unless... - Unless what?"
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"Dinesh?"
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"How's it going?"
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"I threw up in my pants."
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"No. No, I mean... I mean "in.""
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"I was getting nervous and... I don't know,"
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"Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall."
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"But then I pulled down my pants, sat down..."
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"and in that time I violated the rights"
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"exposed them to sexual predators,"
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"and racked up fines the size of a small nation's GDP."
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"What do I do, Richard?"
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"There are no right answers."
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"You know, when I was CEO..."
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"the one wrong answer that you can live with."
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"Hello."
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"This is he."
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"What?"
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"It's Gavin Belson."
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"Hey, Gavin Belson."
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"What's up? Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, of course. I'd love to. Bye."
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"He wants to meet me at Josephina's tonight."
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"Did I say yes?"
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"Holy shit."
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"He made the same call to me back when he wanted"
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"He could take this entire shitbomb"
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"off Dinesh's hands? Where's the fun in that?"
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"More importantly, I could get all my money back, maybe even more."
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"We could 10X this motherfucker, gents."
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"- Although... - Although what?"
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"but Dinesh can't sell Gavin the company."
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"- Why not? - Why the fuck not?"
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"It's due diligence. Gavin doesn't trust anyone."
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"When I worked for him, he tried to microchip me."
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"his legal team would uncover our malfeasance."
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"They'd sniff out the user issue immediately."
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"Even if he could get away with it,"
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"could Dinesh really sell the company, knowing it's basically"
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"Of course he could. Because even if there is a one percent chance of success"
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"and a 99 percent chance of failure and prison,"
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"Hey, Gavin."
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"- Well... - Dinesh."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"I didn't come here today to buy your company."
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"You didn't?"
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"I thought I'd have to buy you out,"
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"like this interview you did with TechCrunch"
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""Exactly like HooliChat,"
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"Or the one you did with Emily Chang,"
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"I was about to throw you a massive acquisition deal,"
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"He works at the car wash down the street."
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"What?"
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"- I can't explain exactly why. - Shut up."
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"This is not a negotiation."
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"and I will fuck you in the tech business forever."
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"It will be like PiperChat never existed."
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"And what you get out of it is the chance to walk away"
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"and try and get another job in this town."
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"You have five seconds to decide."
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"- Five, four... - Okay."
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"For a 10 percent stake in your current venture,"
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"you will receive full pool privileges,"
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"For free."
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"for free for six months."
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"Fuck you. One year."
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"Fuck! Fine. Fine."
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"Jian, I mean, your onerous terms not withstanding,"
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"I'm very excited to be a part of your VR play."
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"You are. That's what Big Head said."
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"This play has to do with the Oculus, right?"
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"- No. - But he said that you said, "Oculus.""
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"He said you kept saying it. "Oculus, Oculus, Oculus.""
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"No."
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"No."
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"- Octopus? - It's a water animal."
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"Just... What does your application have to do with octopus?"
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"Eight different ways to make a Chinese recipe, octopus."
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"So I just traded one year..."
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"of free rent, full pool privileges,"
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"for an application that is just..."
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"eight recipes for octopus?"
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"What the fuck is this?"
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"They're all the same."
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"Perhaps it was another chat format."
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"Could you acquire Skype or FaceTime and check them as well?"
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"What?"
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"I put together a panel of the most active users"
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"Bear in mind, this group is representative"
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"in terms of gender, race"
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"Now, who else thinks changing"
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"Madison, Allison, Jennifer,"
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"Carl. Now, Carl..."
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"you said the new sign-in page made you nervous."
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"our user growth, undeniable."
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"Erlich, you're with me."
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"- It's "hards-on." - What?"
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"but now... now it feels sort of weird and..."
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"No, actually, I deleted them on purpose."
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"What the fuck, Dinesh?"
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"Richard, it happened on your watch."
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"- Where'd you get it? - Does it matter?"
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"Oh... Okay."
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"Really? Whatever for?"
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"And once I realized that, it was like, ka-pow!"
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"We can make billions, Chief."
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""Santa Clara Sheriff's Department."
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"- that the system would work. - Okay."
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"Really?"
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"I guess the tech gods were just speaking through me."
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"But enough about the previous leadership,"
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"I told you, I can't talk about this. You have to bifurcate."
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"Wait. I don't know if this would be relevant,"
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"Any idiot can walk into a fucking room,"
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"Richard entered us without consent."
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"In spite of that, he has raised a real issue here."
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"Fuck this. I'm gonna Uber home."
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"What... Okay. What's going on? How serious is this?"
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"I mean, how is that even fucking possible?"
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