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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Terms of Service (S04E04)

"Which answer will get more of that stuff in your hair?"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Watch this."
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"This is where I make Emily Chang laugh."
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"Quite a turnaround for a company"
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"that wasn't exactly soaring."
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"Oh, it was soaring, Emily..."
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"right into a clogged toilet."
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"And not just like a standard clogged toilet."
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"Like, I don't need a plunger."
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"I need a shovel and a bucket."
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"Fuck him. We had a deal."
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"That's weird."
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"Hey, Richard."
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"The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression."
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"Jared, I... I don't really want to talk about guy talk."
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"I'm here to tell you that I think Dinesh may be in some serious trouble."
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"Okay, so I was analyzing a bunch of user data, and I noticed..."
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"You violated our system? Richard, you were inside us?"
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""Don't tell Dinesh"? Richard, Dinesh is my CEO."
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"- Oh, God. - What are you doing to me?"
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"Did I make you angry?"
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"Just survey the users..."
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"Stupid fucking Jian-Yang and his shitty app."
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"I don't even know if it is shitty."
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"Hey, you know, I could probably find out about Jian-Yang's app."
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"Wait. This could be great. What time are you guys doing that?"
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"- I could listen in. - I don't know."
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"and then he kind of just like kept talking for a while."
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"Oh."
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"Geez, I kind of zoned out."
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"Shit. Fives?"
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"Uh, go fish."
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"but he did say the word "Oculus" a whole bunch."
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"Oh, my God. It's a VR play."
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"That's the frothiest space in the Valley right now."
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"Nobody understands it, but everybody wants in."
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"utter the letters "V" and "R," and VCs will hurl bricks of cash at him."
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"- Hey! - Wait. Is that our lawyer?"
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"- Hey! - I thought he was in jail."
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"Hey. Perfect timing."
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"- Come on. - What the fuck is going on?"
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"Wait. I don't understand. How did Richard have access to our user data?"
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"Someone must've let him in."
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"It was you. You're a fucking rat, Jared."
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"Mr. Monahan, good luck with this whole work-release situation,"
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"It appears that 33 percent of your users are under the age of 13."
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"It's also apparent that you have"
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"no parental permission requirements in place."
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"You're going to want to sit down for this."
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"- Are you familiar with COPPA? - Who?"
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"That's the Children's Online Privacy and Protection Act."
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"This Act establishes strict guidelines"
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"to protect the privacy"
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"of younger children on the Internet."
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"You are in gross violation of this act."
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"You know how kids can't have a YouTube or Facebook account"
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"Yes, but our users are chatting with each other, Jared,"
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"not some old creep."
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"- No offense. - None taken."
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"My shame will linger even after my voting rights are restored."
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"Now, are there records of these chats on your server?"
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"carries a penalty of $16,000."
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"each use."
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"Fifty-one thousand estimated underage users"
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"times an average 25.6 chat sessions per user"
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"times $16,000..."
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"I mean, I knew Dinesh was going to fuck this all up,"
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"What's with the shirt?"
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"I was wrong. This just got better."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"to port over the terms of service from the platform."
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"but then I didn't end up doing it, all right?"
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"And then when we caught fire,"
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"was bog our users down with legal bullshit, you know?"
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"Well, first of all, everyone reads the terms of service,"
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"and secondly, they would've given us legal cover from exactly this."
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"Every sound is $16,000."
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"Fuck!"
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"All right, all right. Don't think about that."
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"Quickly."
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"No, no, no. Not when we're this close to signing a term sheet."
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"I'm on the hook for half a million clambos for this thing."
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"So whatever they fine you,"
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"they'll really only be able to collect what the company's worth,"
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"which at this point, is basically nothing."
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"I'm not personally liable."
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"Although what?"
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"Well, when you lied to me about adding terms of service,"
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"it could be argued you violated"
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"your fiduciary duty to the company,"
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"I mean, if the FTC brought us to trial,"
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"I could be compelled to testify against you."
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"Jared, I trusted you."
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"Yeah, most likely."
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"I know, in the fable, Pied Piper led all the children"
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"into darkness, but now we're doing it."
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"I'm gonna throw up again."
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"I'm going to watch this."
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"He may sweep for those."
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"I do have a colleague at Facebook that has"
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"and read the sound vibrations."
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"Hoover, you're the only person I can trust at this goddamn company."
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"It's good to have a friend."
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"Ah! Gavin, there you are."
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"but I have some concrete news."
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"- Regarding? - Jack Barker."
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"By forgoing Western gadgetry,"
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"simply stationing myself in the hall outside of his office,"
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"I was able to overhear him speaking"
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"He even referred to you as "Gavin... Smellson.""
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"and it'll just be a case of he said/she said."
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"That's a good point. Denpok, who was he talking to?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"Easy. I'll just pull up his phone records."
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"Not the phone phone."
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"So what was he doing? Was he video chatting?"
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"Even better. I'll pull up the chat data."
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"You can do that?"
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"but the bastard kept grinding in my face how much he loved PiperChat."
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"- Fuck! - He said the resolution was"
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