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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Terms of Service (S04E04)

"so I had my comms people pull your press,"
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"where you described PiperChat as, and I quote,"
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"where you told her how you took "the best parts of HooliChat"
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""and made them less crappy.""
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"you will hand over to Hooli all your data and systems."
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"All your users will be converted to HooliChat users."
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"So we're in agreement."
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"more room in the crisper, and you may live in my home for..."
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"and more room in the crisper"
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"Hey, guys, they're ready."
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"I need to talk to you about this PiperChat acquisition."
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"you ported over from PiperChat."
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"and, most importantly, age."
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"to a HooliChat log-in is hella lame?"
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"- Oh, no. - Amber, Sarah, Janelle..."
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"Did anyone else feel nervous?"
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"Our retention, so sticky, it's pornographic."
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"We're lean, we're exploding,"
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"and we're more mission-focused than ever"
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"the world has ever seen."
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"Wow. Well, this seems really promising, gentlemen."
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"- I think if each... - "Promising"?"
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"We will be fine."
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"you don't wanna be known around here"
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"as the guy who fucked this up, okay?"
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""Hards-on" not "hard-ons.""
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"if you had just given me the space to speak."
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"Yes, well, he is... white hot right now."
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"And that's why I had him reach out directly,"
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"and we can't wait to pitch you the idea"
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"that is gonna be pitched to you."
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"Great. I'll see you then."
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"- You have no idea what it is, do you? - Not a fucking clue."
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"Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!"
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"Richard, hey."
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"What's, uh... Ah, there we go."
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"What's going on? You... celebrating something?"
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"We were just... chanting."
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"Why? What, the pitches go well?"
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"You said they went awesome."
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""We" did receive more than a few offers,"
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"as "few" often refers to three."
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"And today, we're four for four."
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"Huh. Which... I mean, what does that even mean?"
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"Nothing. Nothing at all."
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"Look, you don't have to do this."
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"Really, it's going very well."
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"Stop. Really."
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"It's cool. I mean that, totally honestly."
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"Um, it is good news, though, right?"
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"Just go, Big Head."
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"All right. Well... enjoy."
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"Carry on. Always blue."
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"Dinesh, I think you accidentally disabled my access keys"
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"Gleb? What, you're comparing me to Gleb?"
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"When we agreed to split the company, we said that"
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"and I could use the data flowing through the system"
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"- Play! Play! Blue, blue! - Always blue! Always blue!"
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"So, what? I should've got it in writing, Dinesh? Is that it?"
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"That's the whole point. I want PiperChat to be a real company."
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"And after all the bullshit we went through, no offense,"
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"That was fucking Russ and his shitty tequila."
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"You know that, man? You were there. That wasn't me."
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"But the answer is no."
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"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
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"- Nice blazer. - Thank you."
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"Gents, why don't we take this..."
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"party outside?"
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"Yes, we live in California."
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"We should take advantage of it."
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"if Jack Barker came to see you. I'm sorry."
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"Yes. Send him in."
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"The fact that it's taken him two weeks to fess up"
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"about hijacking my fucking plane and resign"
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"will make it all the sweeter."
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"I was like, "Jack, what the hell did you do wrong?""
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"And I'm sorry that it took me so long to get it through my thick skull."
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"Well, I'm glad to hear it."
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"You are doing exactly what Bobby Iger does over at Disney."
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"He makes every manager spend"
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"one day of the year in the Goofy suit."
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"Because sometimes, you just gotta be at product level"
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"It was so obvious. It's the algorithm."
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"Pied Piper put middle-out in their vid chat,"
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"and it's amazing now, I know. I'm on it all the time with my grandkids."
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"We could use middle-out to revamp our entire suite of products."
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"that are gonna knock that wig right off your head."
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"Yeah."
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"What the fuck is he up to?"
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"Look like a fucking wig to you?"
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"The point is, Jian-Yang, you don't set pitches."
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"I handle the scheduling. That's the symbiosis of our relationship."
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"- No. - What do you mean, "no"?"
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"No."
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"Jian-Yang, PiperChat has some real heat, okay?"
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"but it has to be a carefully choreographed dance."
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"and expect every VC in the Valley to get hards-on."
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"You're not any kind of investor. You own nothing."
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"I own 10 percent. You live in my incubator."
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"- I evict your 10 percent. - What are you talking about?"
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"Jian-Yang, just tell me... can you just tell me what the idea is,"
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"so I can Gauge how aggressively I should pursue it?"
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"Hey, Jared, you were there, right?"
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"When we split the company into two,"
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"- Dinesh and I had a very... - Stop, stop. Please stop."
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"- Richard, what're you doing? - What? What?"
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"What do you mean? I'm complaining about Dinesh."
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"He... He sucks."
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"Well, your boss is being a real prick."
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"Richard, we have to bifurcate our relationship."
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"You and I can no longer discuss business. All right?"
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"We can talk about sports teams and their scores, or pussy,"
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"You know? So..."
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"I shouldn't do this. Dinesh said no."
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"Hey, my Bloomberg interview is on!"
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"How did I come up with PiperChat?"
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"Somehow, I knew to take the best parts of a service"
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"Do you think I have too much product in my hair?"
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"Wait. Are you saying that because you think I look ridiculous"
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"and you want me to look more ridiculous next time?"
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