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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Terms of Service (S04E04)

"in providing the best video chat"
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"You're a young associate here, so I'm gonna help you out, okay?"
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"We have a lot of these meetings set up."
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"But you..."
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"So when you hip your bosses to our numbers"
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"and they get visible hard-ons, have them move quickly."
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"It's a syntactical error that I could've remedied"
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"You better believe it."
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"For Jian-Yang's pitch. His new idea sounds super exciting."
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"Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!"
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"Always blue! Always blue!"
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"- Hey. - Always bl..."
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"They went fine, you could say."
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"Really. It was my choice to leave the company,"
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"and besides, my Internet thing is going great."
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"Sure you do, slugger."
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"'Cause we were all sort of like happy and celebrating,"
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"- Jared. - Okay."
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"for the video chat data repository."
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"I purged all our ex-employees."
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"you could take the algorithm for your video chat,"
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"- We had a deal. - We had an agreement,"
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"not technically a deal."
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"Have fun, you're having a party. You got pizza and everything."
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"You wanna lawyer up now? You know, we're just some guys in a house."
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"But I don't wanna be just guys in a house, Richard."
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"I finally got some real financing lined up for us."
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"I cannot have another Intersite on my hands."
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"I'm sorry. I really am."
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"Okay, well, suck a dick."
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"so I can look like a total fucking douchebag."
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"Wow, right?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Hiya, Skipper."
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"Sorry to barge in. I owe you an apology."
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"When you stuck me in that basement,"
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"I finally figured out what this is all about."
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"to be able to see the best path forward."
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"I'm whipping up some proposals right now"
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"And we can draft off of that,"
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"You can't just wiggle your little tush"
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"I am your lead investor, you will respect me as such."
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"I do not respect you."
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"No, you evict me,"
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""Vacate or be forcibly removed.""
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"To be fair, Jian-Yang, I filed this when I had no expectations"
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"He's my boss now, Richard."
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"We can... We can talk about anything else two guys might talk about."
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"but... but you and I cannot and will not discuss business."
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"Hey, man, for what it's worth,"
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"If you want my log-in, it's all yours."
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"- Yeah, man. - Thanks."
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"And also, these are "Skyrim" cheat codes."
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"Oh, shit. Yeah."
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"as substandard and crappy as HooliChat and make it..."
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"Incredible."
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"but let's just say..."
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"Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Richard. Richard."
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"No, Jared, listen, you're gonna wanna hear this."
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"I'm trying to save his ass, okay? I'm trying to save you."
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"and make sure you ask how old they are."
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"Okay? And then, that's it. That's it. That's it. No more."
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"He asked if he could practice-pitch it to me."
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"- Do you have any nines? - Go fish."
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"I have got... to get in on this."
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"Trust me. Just give me five minutes. There he is."
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"I just completed the detailing on this Kia."
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"Mr. Chugtai."
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"Yeah, we store everything."
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"Each violation of COPPA..."
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"So we're fined $16,000?"
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"Oh, no. I hope they take cash."
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"$16,000 per user."
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"but honestly, this couldn't get any better."
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"This is all your fault, Richard."
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"This was your company before it was mine."
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"the last thing I wanted to do"
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"I mean, nobody reads that stuff anyway."
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"Quick as you can. Jared! Just..."
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"Wait. We could shut down."
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"And in case all of you gents have forgotten,"
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"But we can't stay online! We're just racking up more fines!"
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"Well, technically, this is a corporation."
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"Oh, trust has nothing to do with it,"
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"but thanks for making that official."
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"So I could be personally liable"
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"So, what do you wanna do?"
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"at an office window from a mile away"
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"I understand that, sir."
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"I knew it! Good work, Denpok."
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"Good work. Let's go slice this bastard in half, huh?"
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"Otherwise, he'll just deny it,"
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"Alas, I could not see this from my hidden vantage point."
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"I'll check the logs and see who was in his office."
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"no one was there."
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"Yes. Very perceptive."
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"Well, as long as he was on HooliChat,"
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"- What if he was using... - PiperChat. Yes."
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"the identity of the person with whom he was definitely talking."
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"Bad."
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"- No, you haven't. - No, I... I have."
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"Don't you mean "on"?"
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"We were pitching and... well, things weren't really going well,"
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"I think I must've eaten something bad that day."
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"but instead of shit, I threw up... into my pants."
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"Well, I was CEO for 11 days,"
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"of 50,000 little girls,"
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"Yeah. I threw up in my pants."
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"Fuck."
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"I found that it was more about choosing"
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"I really loved that video chat."
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"We're crushing it all the time."
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"Gavin Belson wants to acquire PiperChat."
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"he will do the right thing and get me my money back."
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"I'm gonna say no to Gavin Belson..."
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"Listen, Gavin. I've thought about it,"
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"and if this is about you buying PiperChat..."
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"No. I came to take it."
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"and I wanted to know what kind of CEO I'd be dealing with,"
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