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Clips from Futurama - Amazon Women in the Mood (S03E03)

"All in favor?"
Futurama
"All opposed?"
Futurama
"Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay?"
Futurama
"He's dead."
Futurama
"- Ah! The fresh air feels good. - Stop doing that!"
Futurama
"So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the Dumpster..."
Futurama
"Did you swallow your phone again?"
Futurama
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
Futurama
"Kif, I'm headed to the men's room, and I'll be needing an attendant, so..."
Futurama
"Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman."
Futurama
"to some of my more pathetic men."
Futurama
"Well, I'm in love with this girl."
Futurama
"Uh-huh, eh-heh, mm-hmm, uh-huh."
Futurama
"- I've finished talking, sir. - Belay that remark!"
Futurama
"Your Amy knows my Leela?"
Futurama
"Then let the negotiations begin."
Futurama
"- I propose we go out on 10 dates. - How about zero?"
Futurama
"- Eight? - Please, Leela?"
Futurama
"M-Maybe I'll just give her these flowers."
Futurama
"Wrong, wrong, wrong."
Futurama
"Candy's for dorks. Give me that."
Futurama
"- This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date. - Half date."
Futurama
"- Oh, and I'd like... - Kif's not hungry."
Futurama
"and the ladies will have some very sensual salads..."
Futurama
"with low-cal sensual dressing."
Futurama
"Well, um... Heh. The, um..."
Futurama
"- What? - Lieutenant Kroker!"
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"Oh! Is-Is there nothing we can do, sir?"
Futurama
"There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond."
Futurama
"I speak, of course, of karaoke."
Futurama
"He sickens me."
Futurama
"I gotta get outta here!"
Futurama
"Let's see what this eatery can do."
Futurama
"Look what arrived... my new shell catalog."
Futurama
"So let's try some on already."
Futurama
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Futurama
"You Latins are so hot-blooded."
Futurama
"Aw."
Futurama
"I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date."
Futurama
"I'm gonna call the restaurant."
Futurama
"The number you have dialed has crashed into a planet."
Futurama
"It is not uncharted. You lost the chart."
Futurama
"Just me and you."
Futurama
"And maybe you."
Futurama
"What is it?"
Futurama
"No big deal. Everybody make mistake."
Futurama
"Well, hello. I usually don't say this..."
Futurama
"I've ever laid eyes on."
Futurama
"Uh! Move. Go."
Futurama
"- Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! - Ow! I hate that!"
Futurama
"That's a good one. Ow!"
Futurama
"This "women only" planet is sounding better and better."
Futurama
"I'm already looking for apartments."
Futurama
"Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader."
Futurama
"That not important. She all-knowing."
Futurama
"So, why did you make it your leader?"
Futurama
"Femputer, we bring offering..."
Futurama
"Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet!"
Futurama
"Yes. A little tighter."
Futurama
"and subscription to Cosmo."
Futurama
"Just F.Y.I., I could be used for snu-snu."
Futurama
"- Yes! - Oh, thank you, Lord in Heaven."
Futurama
"Kill 'em all, I say. Good riddance."
Futurama
"- I'll miss ya, meat bag. - Me too, meat bag."
Futurama
"The one called Zapp will be snu-snu'd by the large women."
Futurama
"will be snu-snu'd by the petite women."
Futurama
"And Kif, as the most attractive male..."
Futurama
"Snu-snu! Snu-snu! Snu-snu!"
Futurama
"- They were all Zapp's idea. - Really? Honest and true?"
Futurama
"Yahoo!"
Futurama
"Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it!"
Futurama
"- Me fat. - No. You look good. Tonk fat."
Futurama
"Cease hitting Femputer."
Futurama
"It's true. I disguised myself as a femputer..."
Futurama
"I came here from a faraway planet..."
Futurama
"there's the question of what to do with you."
Futurama
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Futurama
"Heeyah! Hoh! Ahh!"
Futurama
"Where go beautiful man?"
Futurama
"Kif! Jump!"
Futurama
"Release the prisoners!"
Futurama
"- You heard the man! - Yeah. Ooh."
Futurama
"And that's how I got my new shell."
Futurama
"Stick to someone else, ya windy barnacle!"
Futurama
"All I know is this gold says that was the best mission ever."
Futurama
"People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler's been coughin' up hair balls."
Futurama
"Now, we all love Nibbler, so it's only fair..."
Futurama
"that we all pitch in and clean it up together."
Futurama
"All abstaining?"
Futurama
"Why with all the crying?"
Futurama
"I didn't know you could take this thing off."
Futurama
"and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday."
Futurama
"- Those were toenail clippings. - A feast is a feast."
Futurama
"Hey, that's my cell phone."
Futurama
"Hello? Who is this?"
Futurama
"Hello? Hello?"
Futurama
"Some guy's been calling and hanging up 10 times a day for a year."
Futurama
"Men who call too much are the worst, I bet."
Futurama
"I just wish a decent guy would call me..."
Futurama
"instead of this "spleazeball" who has me too terrified to even answer the phone."
Futurama
"Hello?"
Futurama
"Why must I be such a coward?"
Futurama
"It's all right."
Futurama
"I've always thought of myself as a father figure..."
Futurama
"Kif, old friend, let's rap."
Futurama
"I met her a year ago when we were escaping from that cruise ship..."
Futurama
"you piloted directly into a black hole."
Futurama
"Yes. It was in all the papers."
Futurama
"Call me."
Futurama
"I have formed an idea."
Futurama
"- You and me, Kif and Amy. - Forget it."
Futurama
"Kif's like the sweetest guy who's ever liked me."
Futurama
"- Two. - One-half."
Futurama
"Um, sir, I don't go out on many dates, and, um..."
Futurama
"Mm, mm, mmm!"
Futurama
"Well, well, well."
Futurama
"- Waiter. Bring us a bottle of wine. - Half bottle."
Futurama
"- And some oysters on the half shell. - Quarter shell."
Futurama
"Kif, this place is expensive. I'd like two steaks..."
Futurama
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