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Clips from Friends - The One with the Football (S03E03)

"...her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face..."
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"To score the winning touchdown, by the way."
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"...because of the spectacularly illegal, and savage, nose-breaking."
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"There was a Geller Cup?"
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"...threw it in the lake."
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"...that's why Mom said we were not allowed to play football again."
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"- Wuss! - All right, we're gonna play."
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"Because my mom won't let me cross the street."
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"Honey, throw it to me!"
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"Here you go."
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"And then Tennilles."
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"Okay, so how do we decide that?"
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"Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains."
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"There must be a place in heaven for people who hung out with you in high school."
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"Okay. So I bunnied first, which means I get to pick first. Joey."
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"I'm your best friend."
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"Sweetie, don't worry, you'll get picked. Chandler."
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"Okay. All right. So let's see."
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"Let's play from the trash can to the light post, right?"
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"All right, people, listen. I've got exactly 28 minutes..."
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"...before I have to baste again."
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"Wow, just like in the pros."
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"- All right, huddle up right over here! - Wait for me! Wait for me!"
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"Oh, cool! This is my first huddle."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- You know what you're doing, right? - Yeah."
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"Joey's going to catch it."
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"- I thought you knew what you were doing. - I thought you meant in life."
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"Break!"
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"The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice."
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"Son of a...!"
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"- Come on! - Sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I got it!"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"Now, you didn't. So is that like a football strategy?"
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"Losers walk."
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"Yeah? Losers talk."
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"Seventy-four."
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"- You wanna go shotgun? - Yeah."
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"I almost caught that one!"
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"Great. Now the score's 7 to almost 7."
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"Okay."
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"On this play, I want you to do a down-and-out to the right, okay?"
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"Well, how long?"
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"Switch! Switch! Switch!"
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"Yeah. Wow! You're, like, from a whole other country!"
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"Hi, I'm Joey."
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"I'm sorry, Dutch. I didn't get that last little bit."
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"Margha."
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"Mar-hon."
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"Margha."
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"Come on, guys! Let's go! Come on. Second down!"
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"- Hello? It's third down. - No, it's not. It's second."
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"- Wow. - Wow what?"
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"Take all the second downs you need."
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"- I heard that. - Well, I said it loud."
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"It is okay if I stay and watch?"
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"My roommate is forshlocking a big American businessman."
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"- Well, that went well. - I think so."
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"As part of that whole getting-over-Janice thing you talked about."
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"Thanks."
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"What do you mean? If you didn't, I wouldn't have a shot?"
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"Don't feel bad, man. We all have our strengths."
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"All right, you know what? Forget about it."
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"You go for the girl. We'll see who gets her."
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"What the hell's the matter with you? This is my favorite jersey."
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"Or something about you that's mean!"
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"Tie score. We're running out of time."
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"Forty-two, 38, hike!"
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"I got it!"
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"- After. - Before."
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"- Now, does it really matter? - Yes!"
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"- Does so count. - Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater."
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"You know what? That's fine. Maybe you haven't grown up, but I have."
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"- Oh, okay. - Dead leg!"
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"Phoebe, the touchdown does count. You win."
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"I'm not going to go through this again."
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"I wanna beat you when you can't blame..."
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"And second of all, you know I had swollen glands!"
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"The Geller Cup!"
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"Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?"
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"Okay, good."
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"Okay, where the hell did you get that?"
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"When you went to the hospital for your nose..."
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"All right. So are we not having dinner at all?"
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"Hey, could you please set the timer, Margha?"
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"Okay, Beefy."
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"Look, if I take Chandler out of the running, will you be able to focus?"
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"- What are you gonna do? - Just make sure he catches the ball."
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"- I'll do the rest. - Okay."
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"Look out!"
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"Tackled by a girl! Bet you don't see that every day, do you?"
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"Okay. You wanna play rough? We can play rough."
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"I love this game!"
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"Hey, where'd you get that?"
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"I went really long."
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"Forty-two to 21."
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"No surprise. You got to pick first, so you got the better team."
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"You're pathetic! Why can't you just accept that we're winning..."
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"Oh, what a great argument. Exhaling!"
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"You know what? I'll prove it to you."
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"Oh, that's great. There goes my last shred of self-esteem."
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"Oh, then bring it on!"
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"I cannot believe you are trading me."
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"You are going to lose."
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"And you are going to lose."
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"Help me out. I've never done this before."
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"Come on. Let's see what it's like to be on a winning team for a change."
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"You're gonna let me play?"
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"Where do Dutch people come from?"
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"Well, the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania."
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"See the Netherlands is this make-believe place..."
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"Oh, my."
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"Enough with geography for the insane, okay. Let's play some ball."
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"Okay, I've had enough of this. Let's just cut to the chase."
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"Which do I like?"
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"Well, if I had to choose right now..."
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"...which, by the way, I find really weird..."
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"...I would have to say Chandler."
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"Wait a minute. She obviously didn't understand the question."
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