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Clips from Friends - The One with the Football (S03E03)

"To the ten, to the five. Touchdown, Giants!"
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"- Can I play too? - I've never played football, like, ever."
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"If you play, you get some fresh air. Maybe it'll take your mind off Janice."
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"Monica and I aren't supposed to play football."
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"...and just kept running."
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"You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count..."
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"I won the game."
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"Oh, yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup?"
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"So he took the trophy..."
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"And was the curse lifted?"
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"Can I see you for a second?"
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"All right, we have to pick captains."
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"- Bunny! - Bunny!"
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"- Ross! - Phoebe."
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"Sweetie, now I pick you."
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"You don't pick me. You're stuck with me!"
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"Two-hand touch. We'll kick off."
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"So what do you guys really think of Chandler?"
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"- And you and I are going to block. - What's block?"
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"Okay, honey, just so that I'm clear on this."
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"You said in the huddle that if Joey caught the ball, you'd be the one to stop him."
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"- Hike. - One Mississippi, two Mississippi..."
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"Over here! Over here!"
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"You go long."
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"- Until we start to look very small. - Okay."
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"Break!"
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"Hey, Joey, you wanna play football or... Hi, I'm Chandler."
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"Her name is Dutch and also Margha."
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"How it just amazes me that you're still pulling stuff like this."
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"- Pulling what? It's second down. - Okay, it's second down."
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"I can't go home just yet."
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"Thanks, man, but it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, you know?"
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"If it means that much, I'll let you have her."
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"I don't like to say it out loud..."
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"- You're better with numbers and stuff. - Math? You're giving me math?"
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"Chandler, I want you to run a post-pattern to the left. And, sweetie..."
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"You know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle."
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"Can I see that for a second?"
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"- Okay. - Okay, let's go."
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"- I got Chandler! - Hike!"
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"One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi."
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"Fumble!"
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"Well, now you have two."
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"Hey, I am good at math!"
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"But now forget about it. Prepare to feel bad about yourself."
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"Touchdown! Touchdown!"
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"Hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count."
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"Pheebs, that's great. Doesn't count."
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"Okay, fine. You want to win by cheating, go ahead, all right."
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"All right. Let's just call this tie score and it's halftime."
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"You know what? I think you'll play."
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"Oh, really? Why's that?"
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"...I swam into the lake and fished it out."
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"That cup is mine!"
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"No, it's not. You want it, you're gonna have to win it."
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"Come on, Phoebe, let's go. Come on, it's time to get serious. Huddle up."
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"It's hard, you know? His huddle's close to the Dutch girl."
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"Come on! This way!"
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"Hi!"
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"What's with the tackling?"
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"Let's get ready to rumble!"
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"Like the turkey, Ross is done!"
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"...because I'm better than you?"
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"I'll trade you Joey for Rachel and I'll still win the game."
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"See that's ridiculous, Monica, because I'm only down by three touchdowns."
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"And..."
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"Lose!"
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"The game is over? We eat now?"
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"Yeah. Chandler finds me so intimidating that it's better if we're on the same team."
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"They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?"
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"...where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from."
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"- No. I'm not playing with this guy now. - Fine with me."
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"Heidi, which of my boys do you like?"
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"Yeah, for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill?"
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"Well, why don't you have Captain Hook explain it to her?"
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"I'm sorry, Joey. That is my truth."
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"What?"
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"Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex."
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"Now I get the dates..."
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"Save the breakthroughs for therapy. The clock is ticking."
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"Hey! Are we playing football, or what? Come on, you hairy-backed Marys!"
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"We still have a minute and a half left, and we're down by two points."
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"Phoebe, you do a buttonhook again."
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"Monica, I'm not lame, okay? I can do something. I can throw."
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"- All right, here we go. - Okay."
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"Thirty-two, 71, hike!"
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"Thirty seconds left on the timer."
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"You are the loser!"
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"- Huddle up! - Okay."
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"All right, Phoebe, get open. Rachel..."
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"Okay."
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"Break!"
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"So you're 5 feet short. So..."
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"...we win!"
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"Yes, yes, yes!"
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"If nobody tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still going?"
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"Guys, guys, come on. It's Thanksgiving! It's not important who wins or loses."
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"Oh, shoot! I work Monday nights."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too."
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"You know, instead of watching football, you could help."
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"We know."
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"No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles."
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"Who wants to throw the ball around?"
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"You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up."
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"That's not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day."
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"I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals!"
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"- Come on. - All right, I'll play."
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"But I don't like you."
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"- Let's do it! Ross? - What?"
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"Wanna play football?"
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"Says who? Your mom?"
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"- Yeah. - Yes."
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"Every Thanksgiving, we used to have a touch football game..."
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"...called the Geller Bowl."
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"No, no, no. You say that proudly!"
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"Anyway, Ross and I were always captains."
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"It got kind of competitive, and one year, Geller Bowl VI..."
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"...I accidentally broke Ross' nose."
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"She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw..."
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