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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Christmas Scandal (S02E02)

"You are getting a rare glimpse at this exclusive, government-only event."
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"Each December, one department puts on a show"
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"Prepare to laugh your Asnov!"
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"Sid Asnov is a former city councilman. Some of the jokes are sort of inside."
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"Councilman Dexhart, you're involved in yet another scandal?"
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"that it involves multiple women, a love child,"
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"Classic!"
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"Pawnee is a city that ain't very pretty"
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"And good government is our goal"
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"It's the most wonderful time"
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"So, let's talk skedge, guys."
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"The kids are gonna come at 9:00 a. M. on Saturday,"
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"and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours,"
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"so I would just advise everyone,"
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"6:00 p.m., caroling with the youth choir,"
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"and I am proud to announce, for the first time ever this year,"
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"That's a really big deal. It is. Thank you."
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"Listening to that tree lighting is gonna be dope."
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"Okay. Any questions, direct them to me. Dismissed."
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"Hey, there was a message for you on the work voicemail."
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"Councilman Dexhart wants to meet with you at 9:00 p. M., the Boardwalk Lounge."
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"Shut up. No."
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"I'm not scared. I got nothing to apologize for."
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"I could've been a lot harder on him. He got off easy."
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"And often. Thank you, I'll be here all week!"
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"and I didn't get him anything."
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"And he's gay? Yeah."
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"Brokeback Mountain DVD."
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"Like assless chaps? You know what? Forget it."
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"Okay. Why are you asking me?"
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"Because... I don't know. There's no one else to ask."
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"All right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna think about it."
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"Through the course of all day, I'm gonna mull it over."
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"It's all I'm gonna think about, but you're in good hands."
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"I'm gonna come up with something really, really good."
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"Really? All right. Yeah."
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"Councilman Dexhart? I'm Leslie Knope."
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"Thank you for meeting me."
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"in the Government Follies last night."
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"I don't want you to apologize."
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"I know you heard about the new scandal that's about to break."
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"Who told you? Was it the babysitter?"
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"Was it the nurse who delivered our love child?"
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"What? All right, stop playing dumb."
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"I got the babysitter pregnant,"
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"then when she was in the delivery room, I had sex with not one,"
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"but four nurses in a supply closet,"
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"Now, which one of them told you? Was it the liver lady?"
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"ever, in my whole life."
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"Believe me, I would have remembered this."
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"Okay. Well, in that case,"
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"Oh! Hi! How was your meeting?"
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"Yes, very busy. Look at this article."
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"What the..."
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"The story of this story is that it won't stop developing."
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"Oh, my God! Oh, God!"
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"According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun,"
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"the two bent an elbow at this local watering hole,"
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"and although they left separately,"
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"no one knows where they woke up together."
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"Perd Hapley, Channel Four News."
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"All I did was write and perform in one amazing skit."
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"Yeah, no one believes that garbage."
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"Nobody even reads that thing."
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"Leslie! What? Nice work, girl."
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"Oh, God! How do I fight back? Give me some options."
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"April, I appreciate that, but I don't think it's something"
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"worth losing your virginity over."
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"but I have heard a lot of very, very interesting chatter"
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"Oh, my God! Really? What have you heard?"
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"A lot of things. Like, "Can you believe it?""
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"and, "The Parks lady boned Dexhart,""
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"and, "Of course she did, she's totally good to go.""
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"And then this third guy was like, "I would.""
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"I would be lying if I said that I never thought"
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"Except I always assumed that I would be the politician"
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"and the man would be accused of sleeping with me."
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"And that man would be the vice president, and I would be the president."
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"and I want you to make sure you keep your neckline nice and high."
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"I'd never even met Councilman Dexhart before yesterday,"
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"and that's all I'm gonna say about the matter."
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"that you've had sex with a married councilman."
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"Okay. This interview is over."
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"Go home, lay low. The truth will come out."
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"I can't! I have too much work to do."
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"Just give me your schedule and we'll cover for you."
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"Okay. I've made copies of Leslie's daily work schedule,"
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"so we'll just split into teams, and each team will take..."
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"Damn, 10 items, and we'll knock this out."
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"It's okay. I believe you."
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"You do? 'Course. I think I know you pretty well,"
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"and that doesn't sound like you."
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, that's sweet. Use your nightstick."
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"Which meeting is this?"
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"Reorganization of Local Auditing Systems."
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"Oh, um, I gave her the day off, Paul. Thought that was best."
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"Yep. Yes."
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"Hey, so, that kind of brings us to what I wanted to talk to you about."
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"I... You know my Army reserve unit?"
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"We got called up to active duty. I ship out in four days."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"San Diego."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It's not dangerous."
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"It's mostly maintenance. But I'm going for, like, a year."
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"Like, on a permanent type basis."
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"Well, I don't know, it's kind of a weird question."
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"but it's still... It's rewarding."
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"So, yeah, I guess I'm in love with the Army."
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"Oh, Leslie? Well, yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot more sense."
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"Yeah, I'm definitely in love with Leslie. That's affirmative."
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"I do, too."
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"Yeah? Yeah."
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"Well, you kind of do. I mean, I need to know soon."
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"Wow! Yeah."
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"San Diego. Jeez. Yeah."
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"I took lessons when I was a kid. I'm actually pretty good."
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"I bet you are."
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"I would miss Leslie like crazy."
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