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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner (S15E15)

"Hey, let me read it to her."
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"Okay, fine. He is."
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"Well, well, look who showed his face."
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"My kinda man."
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"ARTIE: Oh!"
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"Simpson's grateful family had this to say."
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"I'm so happy to be getting my husband back."
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"(GRUNTS) No one ever chooses the car."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt."
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"Oh, I'm gonna need more water."
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"CHILD'S VOICE: La, la, la, la, la, la, la"
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"(WIND BLOWING)"
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"The buttons look like they're sewn to my eyes."
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"Let me explain."
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"I would stop, but I love my voice."
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"I had nowhere to go."
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"ARTIE: Oh."
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"Screw you!"
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"Sorry you were wrongfully imprisoned, Simpson."
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"Artie, thank you for doing the right thing,"
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"(HOMER READING)"
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"Hey, what are you... You're under arrest."
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"Except you, freak!"
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"(GASPING FEARFULLY)"
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"By the time I get out of here, you'll be grown."
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"Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie"
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"The Wild Dingleberries?"
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"(LOUD BANGING)"
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"Wonderful, glorious, magnificent."
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"(SINGING) I say a birth, a day, a birth-a-de-day"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"(MALE VOICE GROWLING)"
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"and Scottie Pippen."
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"And then, the bubble burst."
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"Some of which happened in this very theater."
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"Hot mamma, I'm living in flushtown!"
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"(VOICE BREAKING) And you're too big to choke"
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"Well, I'm out of cash."
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"Just 10 minutes on the beanbag. Come on, Short Round."
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"You know,"
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"I will get an innocent man out of jail."
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"Now my good time gang will blow you away"
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"Never leave the day room. Never leave the day room."
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"(HACKING COUGH)"
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"Maybe I have some kind of "tell.""
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"You've got a lot of nerve coming here."
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"Thanks to your angry love,"
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"Artie Ziff, you're wanted for stock manipulation and securities fraud."
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"But looking at you, I'm sure your kids are used to disappointment."
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"How about Diet Coke: The Movie? Sold out."
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"Your buttons came from the trousers of a psychotic killer?"
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"(INTERRUPTING) Don't ruin it for me!"
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"Mr. Leonard, how do you get in a movie?"
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"Ha! Classic Hollywood story."
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"(GROWLS)"
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"It hardens them against future terrors,"
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"Okay. I'll just stay calm and approach this scientifically."
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"(CRUNCHING)"
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"(WHISTLING CONTINUES)"
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"Can I please be part of it?"
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"he got a little depressed."
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"You're hanging with me tonight."
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"Guys, I'd like you to meet Artie Ziff."
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"I always knew someday I'd be a C.O. D."
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"I'm talking malfeasance here."
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"Oh, my God."
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"My husband's going to jail, and it's all your fault!"
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"(SINGING) Artie, Artie, Artie, Artie"
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"This book should help you deal with your feelings."
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"Anti-Semitism?"
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"Why you little... (IMITATES CHOKING)"
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"But since you did, what'll it be? First one's on the house."
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"But I believe teenage girls shouldn't smoke."
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"Pardon me for intruding."
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"No."
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"Keep your Odor-Eaters on, Selma."
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"(ARTIE GRUNTING SOFTLY)"
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"Artie Ziff shocked investigators today"
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"Then I have no choice."
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"I'm not gonna let him into my heart or my bedroom."
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"they say that the love of a good woman can save any man."
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