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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner (S15E15)

"The director saw my photo in a medical book."
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"Oh, yeah. There are lots of kids in it."
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"They fall victim to a vicious..."
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"One adult and four children for The Re-Deadening."
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"What's that, Baby Button-Eyes?"
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"You want me to kill Mummy?"
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"But Mummy is ever so kind."
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"What?"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Mr. Simpson, I'm scared."
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"Everything you see is make-believe."
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"Oh, oh! Here comes my part!"
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"Baby Button-Eyes! What are you doing possessed at this hour?"
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"I'd better tell the governess..."
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"Oh! God! The prophecy has been fulfilled!"
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"Dad, I don't like this movie."
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"Can we go home?"
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"Well, what do you know? It's unkillable."
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"That's my girl."
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"You took little children to The Re-Deadening?"
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"Homer, this is a rare lapse in judgment for you."
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"But scaring kids is good for them."
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"like roofing and driveway scams."
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"Oh, sorry. I forgot I bought the soundtrack album."
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"But there's no boogie woogies or wooly bullies out there."
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"And the only bulbs we have left are these red ones."
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"with Donald Sutherland as the priest"
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"Both of us heard mysterious noises coming from this very spot."
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"Bart and I will explore the attic until we find their source."
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"Must be the pipes. What do you think, Bart?"
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"I think you're on your own, toots!"
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"(LOUD BANGING)"
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"Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"(CRYING) Oh, no!"
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"If I don't make it out alive, I love you, Mom and Dad."
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"Maggie, you can have my books."
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"And Bart, I'll see you in hell, you booger-eating wuss!"
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"Ah! Bones!"
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"Copyright Pink Pony Productions."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)"
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"and Barnaby Jones put together."
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"I think he looks a little like you."
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"(CHUCKLING) Who loves ya, baby?"
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"How about a little interrogation?"
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"Anything you touch can and will be"
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"held against you in a court of sex."
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"If you cannot afford a sex-torney..."
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"Good. Can you play with him for half an hour?"
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"Oh!"
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"I don't see any ghosts."
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"I did find this Newsweek from 1986."
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"Why America loves Saddam Hussein."
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"(EERIE WHISTLING)"
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"That's it!"
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"It's one thing for a ghost to terrorize my children!"
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"But quite another for him to play my theremin!"
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"Hello, Simpsons."
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"Artie Ziff!"
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"I've been hiding in your attic"
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"living off the moisture I can suck from the rafters!"
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"I thought we killed him!"
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"No, we didn't."
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"But I did delete him from my bulk e-mail list."
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"No, you didn't. That's right."
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"That monkey got America through some tough times."
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"I was an internet billionaire."
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"Say no more."
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"Wait! Don't go!"
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"My stock will have a slight rebound in 2003."
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"I had nothing."
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"They even took my repo vans."
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"I've ever had to true love."
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"Well, I don't know, Artie."
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"Forgive me. I'm just so envious of the happiness you all have."
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"Just till I get back on my feet?"
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"No way! He's an annoying sneak who's out to steal my wife!"
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"Come on, Dad. With his brains and your musky smell,"
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"I've got a full male role model."
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"And it would be nice to have someone here I can beat up."
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"Ow! No fair! I'm telling."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Okay, kids. You can keep him."
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"Yay!"
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""When she pressed her lips to his forehead""
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"Ah. Thanks for reading me The Corrections."
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"He tried once."
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"But he got confused and thought the book was real."
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"He's still looking for that chocolate factory."
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"Hey, Mom, can I sleep over at Milhouse's?"
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"I thought you were playing catch with Artie."
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"Yeah. But after the ice cream man cut up his credit card,"
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"Come on, little fella."
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"Hello, handsome!"
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"Hello!"
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"Losers."
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"Of course not. But first, where is Artie Ziff?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"It seems Ziff Corp. spent stockholders' money on everything"
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"from marble toothbrushes"
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"to solid gold underpants."
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"Small investors have been wiped out."
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"I lost all me "screw you" money."
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"I'm very sorry to hear that, Willie."
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"in a cave somewhere."
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"Okay, read 'em and weep."
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"I'm out. I'm done."
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"I'll see your 50 cents and raise you $1."
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"But would you accept 98%"
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"of the outstanding shares of Ziff Corp. Stock?"
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"(HACKING COUGH)"
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"Flush. What have you got?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"(GLASS SHATTERING)"
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"I own 230 million shares of Ziff Corp. Stock."
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"You're the majority shareholder?"
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"I sure am. With all the inherent legal liabilities."
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"Wait a minute. How can you arrest Homer?"
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