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Clips from The Simpsons - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner (S15E15)

"(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Wow!"
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"from the hood!"
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"Sorry."
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"My Big Fat Greek Salad? Not a movie."
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"Refresh my memory. These dweebs are with us, why?"
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"Birthday?"
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"Yo, yo, yo! Give it up for M.C. Birthday!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"We'll just go to the furniture store and sit down."
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"Good? I'm in it. I had a small speaking role."
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"Hey, I paid for this popcorn, and I'm eating it."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Relax, stupid."
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"Although it is based on a true story."
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"But they're really held on with hot wax."
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"Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll."
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"(MAN SCREAMING ON SCREEN)"
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"CHILD'S VOICE: La, la, la, la..."
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"Honey, I know you're scared."
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"Oh. Your nightlight's burned out."
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"It was only a movie filmed in Vancouver"
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"Ah!"
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"Visit us on the web at lisathemovie.com."
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"Ah!"
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"Okay. You have the right to remain sexy."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Mom, Dad, there's a ghost in the house!"
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"None other!"
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"Twice a week, I get your e-mail"
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"of the monkey peeing in his own mouth."
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"Oh, yeah. (CHUCKLING)"
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"Artie Ziff! Why are you living in our attic?"
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"ARTIE: It was the go-go '90s."
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"Everyone loved my corporation."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"So I came here because Marge is the closest thing"
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"Don't worry. If you let me stay, I'll be on my best behavior."
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"Not even a fresh remark, except this one."
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"Wowie, wow, wow, wow! Zazooga!"
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"(GROANING)"
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""and walked out with Denise and Gary""
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""into the warm spring night,""
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""she felt that nothing could kill her hope now.""
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"Nothing!"
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"Doesn't your father ever read to you?"
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"It consumes him."
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"Well, Homer, maybe you should take him to Moe's."
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"KENT: Coming up. Can yodeling cure cancer?"
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"The SEC wants to know."
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"Authorities are currently operating"
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"Mighty fine spelunking."
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"I don't know why I'm losing."
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"Population Artie!"
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"Uh, I guess I'm in for 50 cents."
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"Whoa!"
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"And the peanuts in your mouth."
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"Very well."
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"All of them."
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"Check it out. I own a multinational corporation."
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"It's scum like you that undermine investor confidence."
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"Investor confidence? Perhaps this affects me?"
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"I did run Ziff Corp. Into the ground."
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"And this man took me into his home when no one else would."
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"(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)"
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"Plead the Fifth Amend... What?"
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"(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)"
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"And she was so beautiful."
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"Your problem is you never think of anyone besides yourself."
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""Can you help him ice Johnny Shakes, the jailhouse stoolie?""
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""Johnny's friends get some payback on Daddy while he's sleeping.""
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"Daddy's on fire..."
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"MARGE: Daddy's not on fire!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"The louse who sold out his only friend."
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"(COUGHING VIOLENTLY)"
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"We're going back to my temple of doom."
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"Be gentle!"
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"Well, if you change your mind, you know where I am."
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"I'm done."
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"Oh! (INHALES DEEPLY)"
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"I can no longer sit by selfishly while"
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"have a little nosh."
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"And then,"
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"And then, finally,"
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"And I'm happy to listen to FM 95.3, home of Boomer and the Diz!"
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"They gave me this hat."
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"I'll visit you in two weeks."
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"Yo, hobbit. I'm like your roommate."
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"Oh, look! There's a whole bunch of you!"
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"That's it. Circle around me."
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"D'oh!"
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"(ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING)"
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"It's a movie version of a cartoon family you can see for free on TV."
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"But they stretched out the plot and added a wildebeest"
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"I am so there!"
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"Sorry, pally. The Dingleberries are sold out."
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"President Air Bud: Tail to the Chief?"
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"The only movies starting now are The Re-Deadening"
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"and Teenage Sex Wager."
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"Ooh! Well, I am curious to see if those teens lose their virginity."
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"And the wager only sweetens the deal."
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"Mr. Simpson, that movie is condemned by our church's movie guide."
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"Because Mr. Flanders volunteered to"
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"take the senior citizens out for ice cream."
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"Mmm... Ow!"
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"This ice cream's too cold!"
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"Ow! I cut myself on the cone!"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"To celebrate Jasper's birthday."
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"Never leave the day room."
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"Two for The Re-Deadening, please."
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"Huh?"
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"The Re-Deadening? Is that any good?"
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"Yeah. I went to visit him and was banned from the set."
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