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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - A Matter of Life and Breath (S01E01)

"Did you bring cigarettes? The smokes. Did you bring 'em?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And you want to know if I brought you some cigarettes."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No, it's a mobile unit for taking chest X-rays and breathing tests."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What's that gotta do with me? - Everything, Pop."
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"Ten? That means you've been smoking for fifty-five years."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Let me see, that's..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's real super king-sized, ain't it?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Forty-one miles. You know..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Give 'em up? I enjoy smoking."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Say, Pop, cigarettes will kill you. Don't you believe me?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I believe you. Killed a friend of mine in Durham, North Carolina."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I was smokin' at his funeral, trying to relax."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I want you to get a chest X-ray and a checkup. Now, it's free."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"you don't see me runnin' around there, do you?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I have to put on some clean underwear? - That's right."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I want you to put on a clean undershirt and some clean shorts."
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"Good morning. We're here for the tests."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Pop! He's sixty-five."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It sure ain't Beverly Hills."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Never. I'm in great shape. What you doin' tonight, darlin'?"
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"- Stop it. - All right, Mr. Sanford..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Good. Age? - Twenty-nine."
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"- Thirty-one. - Thirty."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What time are you getting through here tonight, honey?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I could've took her out. She's pretty."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I could have asked her for a date. - Who's next?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Wait a minute, honey. What you doing?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No, that won't be necessary. I'll be with you in a moment."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Would you go on in there and follow her."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Get in there!"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's right. Tuck it in."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I caught it from the X-ray machine."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, Pop, you can't get TB. From an X-ray machine."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"They just want to break it to you easy. But I got it, that's for sure."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm dying! I can feel myself getting weak."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, honey."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Pop, would you quit that! Now you're panicking."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"If you have got it, a couple of months in a sanitarium will fix you right up."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Lamont, don't let them take me away, hear?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and all it said was that the test was unsatisfactory due to a technical fault."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"The letter says the test was unsatisfactory due to a technical fault."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You're always making a mountain out of a molehill."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"There's nothin' wrong with you. I'm not gonna bother with you no more."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You done forced it on me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Oh, you ain't got nothin'. It didn't say you have it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You didn't take care of me when I was a kid."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"This house was always damp. Even my bed was damp."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, you can't blame that on me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But I'm your son. Your own flesh and blood."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't know how I'm gonna do it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What a terrible thing to happen to a guy my age."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- You just got up. - Yeah, I know, but..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I feel kinda tired."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I got to get all the rest I can, Pop, now that I'm sick."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You want me to go sleep in the yard in the back of the truck?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't think we have a cord long enough for the heater so you could be warm."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What's the matter with you? You know I'm sick..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and you come out with a surgical mask and put tape on the knife and fork!"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Don't you get excited. You said you needed your rest."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But you look all right to me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Would you put this in the safe for me? - What is it?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It's my will."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You said yourself, they could kill that stuff in a few days now."
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"- Real fast. - Yeah."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I got my shaving stuff and my pajamas in here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And I'll come to visit you, if it ain't too far."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That'd be real nice, Pop."
Sanford and Son (1972)
""Last will and testament. ""
Sanford and Son (1972)
""Dear Pop, by the time you read this, I might be dead..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"This includes my saving account and the Central Avenue Bank Christmas club..."
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"and my half of Sanford and Son..."
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"One across your lips."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Couldn't wait, could you? Just for that, you're getting nothing."
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"- But I thought you was in the hospital. - Yeah, I was in the hospital."
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"- Your X-ray turned out all right? - That's right."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It would've been okay the first time if I had remembered to take this off."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"The minute you left, I was startin' to miss you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's all right. I got another pair in the bag."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I didn't burn your room, but... I burned your bed."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You burned my bed?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Open this door, you old buzzard! Open this..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll get you for this! I'm gonna get you for this!"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Why don't we rest a minute?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, power to the people."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Smoking less, but enjoying it more."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Bring any what?"
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"- Did you hear yourself just now? - Yeah. Did you bring the cigarettes?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"No, I don't mean that. I mean did you hear yourself coughing."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I heard you a block away. It sounded like they was tearing up the streets."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, did you? Did you bring them? I told you to bring me cigarettes."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Yeah, I know you did, Pop. But listen, I got a better idea."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know what a breathmobile is?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's something you spray in your mouth so your friends don't turn away."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, you gotta give 'em up. You gotta give up cigarettes."
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"- For what? - 'Cause they're killing you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"How long you been smokin' anyway?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Let's see, I started after I left school."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"L- I was ten."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know how much smoking that is? Let me see if I can figure this thing."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, a cigarette is three inches long."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now, a pack of 20 cigarettes is 60 inches or 5 feet."
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"- Now, how many do you smoke a day? - Two packs."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Two packs? Pop, that's forty cigarettes."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's about ten feet of cigarettes multiplied by one year..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"that's 3,650 feet of cigarette a year."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"So what?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Three quarters of a mile every year for 55 years."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Pop, since you was 10, you smoked a cigarette 41 miles long."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You know what that's like, Pop?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's like you smoked a cigarette from... from here to Disneyland."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, Pop, do yourself a favor. Give 'em up."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Truck ran over his nice, clean lung."
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"I ain't going."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't think you heard what I said, Pop. I said it's free."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I can go to County Hospital and get some birth control pills free, but..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I know what it is. - What?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You scared. That's what it is."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You're scared. You're afraid to go down there."
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