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Clips from The Simpsons - Mom and Pop Art (S10E10)

"Everybody else does! The average settlement is $68,000."
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"I'm not here to sue you. My name is Astrid Weller."
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"I own an art gallery, and I'd love to display your piece."
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"You mean this hunk of junk? This isn't art."
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"It's an expression of raw human emotion. In your case, rage."
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"Is everything okay? I got worried when I didn't hear any shots."
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"- This lady says I'm an artist. - You? An artist?"
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"In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee!"
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"because outsider art couldn't be hotter."
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"Check outJasperJohns."
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"I don't know."
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"for something a hillbilly pulled out of the trash."
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"Hey, I done studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence."
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"Then I learnt the gate was open."
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"- Hah! - With this sculpture."
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"Sir, that's by Homer Simpson. I don't think you want to buy it."
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"Smithers, years ago I blew the chance to buy Picasso's Guernica for a song."
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"and by hanging on to it, I made billions."
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"Anyway, I love this hideous thing."
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"- You're now a professional artist. - Whoo-hoo!"
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"- In your face,JasperJohns! - Huh?"
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"Where you going with that junk, Dad?"
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"I'm gonna be an outsider artist."
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"Homie, I'm really happy you sold your sculpture. But don't you think it may have been a fluke?"
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"Hey, I've always had an interest in art, dating back to my schoolgirl days..."
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"I think I remember my own life, Marge."
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"Astrid said the key to my art is anger. But you know me. I'm Mr. Mellow."
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"Well, I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse."
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"So, uh, you guys are Eurotrash, huh?"
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"Eh, to be honest, we are adrift in a sea..."
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"I must get back to my hotel and practice my affectations for tomorrow."
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"Bonsoir.!"
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"Hey, Moe! Can I pay with a drawing?"
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"Oh, yeah, art."
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"We're going to hold a show devoted entirely to you."
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"Isn't that great, Marge? For me."
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"You're upset about something."
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"Is this about that trip Barney and I took to Machu Picchu?"
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"Oh, Homer, being an artist was my dream."
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"But now, without even trying..."
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"Aw, honey. I've always liked your art."
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"Your paintings look like the things they look like."
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"That's sweet. But how would you like it if I-"
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"I don't know- entered a belching contest."
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"Marge, I've screwed up everything I've ever done."
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"But I finally found something where people worship me for screwing up."
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"Well, I guess nothing else matters as long as you're happy."
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"Then I bought a Rembrandt-"
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"All right. How about a million?"
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"What's going on here? You weirdos love this stuff."
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"These pieces are just like your earlier work."
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"You've gone from hip to boring."
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"Oh, please, fear my wrath! Please!"
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"I don't get it. Why don't people like my art anymore?"
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"Homer, I know you worked hard. But all of your things were kind of the same."
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"- Who? - You can call him Ray."
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"Or you can call him J. Or you can call him RayJ."
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"The point is, great artists are always trying new things..."
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"like Michelangelo or Shaquille O'Neal."
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"You just need some inspiration."
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"Matt Groening? What's he doing in a museum? He can barely draw!"
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"Ooh! A Claes Oldenburg."
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"He's a European who defied convention..."
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"and embraced American popular culture."
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"He must be a hundred feet tall."
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"It's glorious! The streets are paved with water!"
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"You could ride a walrus to work!"
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"And Picasso started out painting realistically, then moved on to cubism."
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"By the end of his life, he was just painting crank letters to the editor."
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"They call it his AngryJerk Period."
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"Mmm, split-pea."
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"- Any ideas yet? - No. These guys are geniuses."
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"I could never think of something like soup or a pencil."
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"Oh!"
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"You're mean."
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"Hasta la vista, baby!"
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"What the- Eww!"
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"No! Help! No! Ow!"
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"- No! Yo, Andy, no! - Homer! Homer!"
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"Marge! Oh, why does art hate me? I never did anything to art."
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"Oh. Let's get out of here."
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"No, Christo is a conceptual artist who does huge outdoor projects."
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"And he also set up hundreds of yellow umbrellas along a California highway."
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"Although they did blow over and kill some people."
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"Killer umbrellas? Of course."
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"Exquisite."
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"No, Dad. No, my point is you have to do something big and daring."
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"Big? Daring? Lisa, that's it!"
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"I've got an idea for a wonderful art project that'll make everyone love me again!"
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"D'oh.!"
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"It wasn't easy, but I got all the grizzlies."
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"Great. I'll do the pony while you do the lions."
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"Make sure you strap 'em on real tight."
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"That's for the courts to decide, Son."
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"I've got a surprise for you."
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"Oh, Lord! What now?"
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"People of Springfield, behold my latest work!"
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"It's conceptual art- The Grand Canals of Springfield."
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"I love it, Homer!"
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"You've turned this town into a work of art!"
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"I just wish JasperJohns hadn't stolen my boat. Aah!"
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"Well, they're in the business. Real people might not be so understanding."
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"What the flood? Maude, it's a miracle.!"
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"The Lord has drowned the wicked and spared the righteous."
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"Looks like heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State."
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"Ohh! I hate these flood pants."
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"My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone-dry!"
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"Edna, I'm gonna pop you a question..."
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"and... I hope the answer is yes."
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"Oh. Yes."
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"Oh, you've made me the happiest man on Earth!"
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"you created something people really love."
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"You'll always be the artist in the family."
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"- Aww. - Is that our house?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Could be."
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"Shh!"
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"God... bless him.!"
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"Aisle one, next to the cat poison."
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