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Clips from The Simpsons - Mom and Pop Art (S10E10)

"D'oh!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, you know as soon as I take 'em down, there'll just be more hostages."
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"Fine, I'll drop everything I'm doing just for you!"
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"Hey, get off my case! The only reason I'm working here..."
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"or something to get the lock off my toolbox."
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"I want a baby now.!"
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"is no harder than adding an aviary or Olympic-size swimming pool."
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"In fact, it's a snap."
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"Can I burn evidence in it?"
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"We can all burn evidence in it."
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"There. That wasn't so hard, was it, honey?"
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"Okay, sweetie. Daddy'll take over."
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"Why? Da-Why?"
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"How's your father's project coming along?"
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"Yeah, he's done."
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"Well, if you'll follow the flashlight..."
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"you'll see the receipt embedded here and here..."
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"and elements of the box here, here and possibly here."
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"Come on! Get- Ohh!"
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"Take the kids out back."
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"It's just a barbecue that pushed me over the edge."
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"So you'd better catch the fever. Catch it!"
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"Lisa, all great artists love free food."
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"No, I'm not. I just can't believe some people are paying hundreds of dollars..."
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"Luckily that song was ''White Christmas''..."
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"Young lady, I'll take it!"
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"Congratulations, Homer."
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"Look, Marge! My first sale!"
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"- Hmm? - So I'm giving you kids permission to get me mad."
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"- Come on. Give me what you got. - Well, if it'll help."
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"Uh, Mom found out her engagement ring is made of rock candy."
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"Good work, honey. Keep it coming."
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"And these are my fans: Gunter, Kyoto and Cecil Hampstead-on-Cecil-Cecil."
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"Uh-huh. So, uh, where might this sea be located? Hmm?"
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"- What do we owe you, Moe? - Nothing, nothing."
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"All right."
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"Yeah. Nice try there, twelve step."
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"Relax, big guy. He's just doing this for his art. Right, Homer?"
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"Wow! It's like Marge's dream come true- for me!"
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"Look, Marge."
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"Frankly, I'd be a little turned on."
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"You don't understand."
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"And that feels pretty good."
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"Now you're making sense. Good night."
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"Homer, I'm afraid they only love what's new and shocking."
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"Hey, RayJ.Johnson never changed his act, and he's more popular now than he's ever been."
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"Now this is a Joseph Turner."
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"In an era when everyone else painted portraits..."
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"he broke away by painting the Venetian canals."
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"I'm just gonna rest for a minute."
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"What the-Who the- Hey!"
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"Hmm? Uhh!"
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"maybe you should do something really radical, like Christo."
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"Is he that jerk that revealed the magicians' secrets?"
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"He once wrapped the Reichstag in plastic."
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"- Why did he do that? - To make the world a more magical place, I guess."
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"Step two:snorkel the animals."
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"Wake up.! Wake up, Springfield.!"
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"Oh, that can't be good."
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"- What do you think? - I think some people are going to be upset."
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"Hey, they're working!"
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"- That's us. - Are we kissing?"
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"##"
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"Yoink!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"You know, Homie, a lot of men use their Saturdays to do things around the house. Hint, hint."
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"But, Marge, I'm not like other men."
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"I'm serious! You never finished painting the garage."
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"And you still haven't taken down those awful hostage ribbons from the old oak tree."
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"##"
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"But you'll have to live with the guilt of ruining my Saturday."
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"Can you live with that, Marge? Huh? Can ya?"
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"- Yup! - Can ya?"
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"You're Pop? No offense, but even I could kick your ass."
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"is 'cause I'm trying to get a date with Mom."
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"and I need a pair of bolt cutters or wire cutters..."
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"Edna, look. A dimmer switch could ratchet up the romance in our love nest."
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"You mean the janitor's closet? Ha!"
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"What's the matter, Edna?"
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"Lately you just say, ''Ha!'' to everything."
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"Why don't we continue this in Pool Supplies?"
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"You know me as Chip, the wisecracking assistant on the hit sitcom Toolin'Around."
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"A man in an apron!"
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"But today I'm here as a ''tool'' of Global Dynamics Corp."
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"You know, installing your own barbecue pit..."
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"- Or if you're not into chicken- - No, no! I'm into chicken!"
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"How about wild boar? Or swordfish?"
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"Mmm. Hippo."
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"Lighthearted apron not included."
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"Snapping fingers may not make food appear."
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"How about it, Bart? Would you like a new backyard barbecue pit?"
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"Dad, I really need to rest my back."
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"Gotta build fast. Cement drying! All right, let's see."
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"Ohh. English side ruined! Must use French instructions!"
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"Come here. Get- Uh."
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"Ahh.! Yeah.!"
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"That's one fine-looking barbecue pit."
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"Why doesn't mine look like that?"
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"Why must life be so hard?"
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"I think he's almost done."
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"I'd like to return this barbecue kit."
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"All returned items must be in a box and accompanied by a receipt."
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"Sorry. I didn't get this hammer hat..."
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"by handing out refunds."
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"Yeah, hold on there, Santa Claus. That box is for toys only."
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"Well, of course. Any kid would love to have this, uh, activity center."
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"- It teaches them while they learn. - Yeah. Nice try, St. Nick."
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"Now hit the road, Kriss Kringle."
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"- But- But- - You heard me, Pere Noel."
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"It'll follow me to the ends of the earth!"
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"Not my fault. Act of God, act of God."
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"Uh-oh. Uh-"
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"Homie, someone's at the door."
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"They want to talk to you about some sort of car accident?"
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"I believe something of yours struck my car yesterday."
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"Oh, yeah? Prove it!"
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"That's your license plate, isn't it?"
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"Uh-"
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"All right! Just go ahead and sue me!"
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