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Clips from The Simpsons - Lady Bouvier's Lover (S05E05)

"I-- Who told you?"
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"Oh, yes, yes, well. I'd say you were an angel, but..."
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"- [ Groans ] - [ Tires Screeching ]"
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"Good night, Mrs. Bouvier..."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Well, would it be all right with you..."
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"if I just laid down in the street and died?"
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"- [ Papers Rustling ] - Yes, that would be acceptable."
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"I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?"
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"She said ''No'' to me. Do you know how many women have said ''No'' to me?"
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"1 30-- But only one since I've become a billionaire."
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"- Whoop-dee-do, sir. - Yes, whoop-dee-do."
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"Whoop-dee-do to the world! Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Florist."
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"Whoop-dee-do, employees. Everyone who's found true love may leave early today."
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"[ Sniffles, Sobs ]"
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"[ Scoffs ] Too sappy."
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"speak of a love, soft and undying."
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"That's marvelous. How did you think of that so fast?"
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"I... sent it to you on your birthday."
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"Hmm."
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"Mom's almost ready for her date."
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"She sure seems taken by this new beau."
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"I feel so bad for Grampa."
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"Hello. Why, it's-- It's, uh--"
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"Oh, it's, uh--"
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"[ Inaudible Whisper]"
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"- Right. - [ Snickers ]"
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"Why it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife, Wilma."
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"Oh, and this must be little Pebbles."
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"- Mind if I come in? I brought chocolates. - Yabba dabba do!"
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"I guess if he makes Mom happy, that's all that really matters."
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"Your ''money's'' happiness is all that ''moneys.''"
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"- [ Exhales ] - Hmm."
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"Hi. You know, Grandma really likes it when her boyfriends are nice to me."
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"She especially likes it when they give me money."
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"or you're gonna be a mess for your date."
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"You don't have the guts."
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"[ Mutters ] Now, the tables have turned, haven't they?"
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"- Oh, why'd she have to leave me? - Hi, Abe."
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"We heard you was in need of some cheering up."
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"Uh-oh. Better call the nurse."
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"- " [ Flourish ] - Bravissimo, Luigi."
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"Bring us your finest bottle of vino."
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"Hey, you trust Luigi."
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"He knows what for to make-a really nice the amore."
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"Monty, I've never been to a more romantic restaurant."
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"for Mr. No Tip and the dried-up zombie he's-a captured."
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"- What? - Don't worry. Here's the cash."
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"Whoo-hoo! $3 50."
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"Now, I can buy 7 0 transcripts of Nightline."
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"- But, Dad-- - [ Laughs ]"
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"I'm gonna keep this Mary Worth phone right here."
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"Her stern, but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again."
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"- [ Ringing ] - [ Milhouse ] Hey, Bart."
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"Now, my dear. If you look in your champagne..."
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"[ Slurps, Gags ]"
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"since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak..."
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"Oh! Mom, you can't marry Mr. Burns. He's an evil man."
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"- Besides, he's a great kisser. - Ew! Yuck!"
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"Mm, what about Abe Simpson?"
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"Don't you have any feelings for him?"
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"We're all aware of Grampa's problems..."
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"but compared to Mr. Burns, he's Judge freaking Reinhold."
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"''La-tex Con-dom.''"
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"[ Chatter ]"
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"Hey, Barney, why don't you fill out the groom's side?"
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"- Hey! Down in front! - Nein.!"
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""[ Organ.: ''Wedding March'']"
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"[ Both Groaning ]"
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"he offered them to Moham..."
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"and to Hazar, on the occasion of their matrimony..."
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"take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"The ring, you little imbecile, before I really lose my temper."
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"- [ Growls ] - [ Grunts ]"
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"take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"- "[ Organ.: ''Moonlight Serenade''] - Oh, Monty!"
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"My favorite song. How did--"
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"- Wha-- - Mrs. Bouvier!"
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"Mrs. Bouvier! [ Screams ]"
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"Honey, are you sure you wanna be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?"
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"- No. - [ Gulps ]"
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""[ Soft Rock ]"
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"Hmm? Turn off that racket!"
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""Hello, Grampa, my old friend ""
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"" They tell a tale that's worth ignoring ""
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"with a vulcanized rubber listening tube..."
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"[ Chittering ]"
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"- " [ Melody Continues ] - "The dogs kids love to ""
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"It's been great spending time with my family again."
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"- Oops! - [ Old Man ] Hurry up! Each Matlock could be our last."
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"so it can be determined what nutrients they have..."
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"I was just happy to talk to someone on the phone."
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"Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network..."
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"Whoo!"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"- Thanks. [ Groans ] - That's for keepin' me waiting."
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"Crappy."
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"[ Licking, Kissing Noises ]"
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"I can give you this telephone. It is shaped like Mary Worth."
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""[ Continues ]"
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"[ Growls ] That big ape thinks he can muscle in..."
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"on my girl, does he?"
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"Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?"
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"Whoop-dee-do, employees. Everyone who's found true love may leave early today."
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"[ Sniffles ] Excuse me. I have something in my eye."
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - [ Screaming ]"
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"[ Grandma ] Monty, I'm ready."
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"[ Luigi ] Hey, Salvatore, break out the cheap hooch..."
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"[ Laughs Nervously ] Not to worry."
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"I believe there's another one around here somewhere."
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"[ Yells ]"
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"I'll be brief-- Will you marry me?"
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"I don't know who that is."
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"who you will remember is the father of Shecham..."
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"We've heard enough about Bliz-blaz and Him-ham already."
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"- I do. - Oops."
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"I specifically requested no romantic music!"
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"[ Chitters ]"
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"[ Electrical Buzzing ]"
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"Aw, feelin' blue, eh?"
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