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Clips from The Simpsons - Lady Bouvier's Lover (S05E05)

"- [ All ] Aww! - She's a little angel."
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"Yeah. I wanna put a hook in her and hang her from our Christmas tree."
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"[ Marge ] Maggie, we have a surprise for you.!"
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"No, no. What she needs is a balsam specific."
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"why don't we give her a curative galvanic belt too?"
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"- [ Raspy Voice ] Don't forget to give her Smeckler's Powder. - [ Both ] Don't make fun."
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"I remember Lisa's third birthday."
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"Oh! [ Laughs ] That was a real horn-honker!"
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"- Let's see it. - [ Bart Groans ]"
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"- Now! Do it! - [ Both Groaning ] Oh!"
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"Do it!"
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"- "[ Harmonica.:Faster Melody ] - "What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs ""
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"" Kids who climb on rocks ""
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"- "Tough kids " - " Sissy kids ""
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"- " Even kids with chicken pox " - [ All ] " Love hot dogs ""
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""Armour hot dogs ""
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"[ Off-key ] " Bite ""
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"Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?"
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"[ All ] " I feel like chicken tonight ""
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"I suppose I'll be getting home too."
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"- He's on in five minutes! - He is? Step on it!"
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"both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely."
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"[ Giggles ] That is funny."
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"or shopping or to that room in the library..."
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"They need to be isolated and studied..."
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"that might be extracted for our personal use."
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"Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?"
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"Oh!"
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"Say, I've got a neat idea."
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"Can I come too? Oh."
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"Um-- Hmm."
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"You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam."
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"Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do is, see..."
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"I got somethin' that'll cheer you up."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"" [ Humming ]"
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"- [ Wheezy Laugh ] - " [ Humming Continues ]"
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"- Hmm? - Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin."
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"I have a court order demanding an immediate halt..."
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"- Boys! - [ Both Grunting ]"
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"And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure."
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"[ Grampa Whistles ] Lift those gams.!"
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"You were one nifty number."
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"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember..."
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"and a song that may never have existed..."
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"- You're so sweet. - [ Thinking ] Ooh, I feel all funny."
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"[ Gasps ] I'm in love!"
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"- [ Sirens Blaring ] - [ Grampa ] No, wait, it is love.!"
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"- I'm in lo-o-o-o-ve! - [ Car Horns Honking ]"
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"- [Applause ] - Hello, I'm Troy McClure."
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"You might remember me from such films as..."
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"The Boatjacking of Supership 79..."
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"and Hydro.: The Man With the Hydraulic Arms."
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"your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy..."
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"the Toontown twosome beloved by everyone--"
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"even cynical members of Generation X."
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"[ Scoffs ] Yeah, ''groovy.''"
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"Troy, I'm proud to offer your viewers..."
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"these hand-drawn Itchy & Scratchy animation cels."
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"Each one is absolutely, positively, 1 00% guaranteed..."
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"- to increase in value. - [ Announcer] I guarantee it."
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Grunts ]"
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"- Pardon me, sir. Forgive my clumsiness. - Not at all."
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"- [ Chuckling ] - [ Chuckling ]"
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"Uh, yes, my name is Homer Simpson."
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"and I'd like to order an Itchy & Scratchy cel."
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"My credit card?"
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"Uh, do you accept the ''Federal Breast Inspector's'' card?"
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"''License to Ogle''? ''Vyza''?"
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"Well, I'm opposed to the whole thing-- damn opposed!"
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"He's damn opposed. Damn, damn, damn opposed."
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"And then our kids, they'll be horrible freaks..."
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"with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"- Tell her I love her! - Grampa, shh! I know my mother."
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"- I love ya. - What?"
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"- I love ya. I love ya. - I love ya. I love ya."
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"I love ya, Mom. Gotta go."
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"- Don't write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra. - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"I've got a special delivery for Homer Simpson."
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"Stop stealing golf balls from the driving range."
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - [ Moans ]"
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"I cannot give you your... special delivery."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Hey, Lise, guess who's got a genuine..."
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"Itchy & Scratchy animation cel?"
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"Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so--"
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"It looks like part of Scratchy's arm."
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"- Yeesh! How much was it? - $350."
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"- Ooh. - Ha-ha!"
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"- [ Weakly ] Ha, ha, ha. - Oh, my God."
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"This boy is having an out-of-body experience."
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"This is very... bad for business."
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"Hot diggity!"
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"I'm gonna smooch her like a mule eating an apple!"
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"I even bought me some special novelty dentures."
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"If you wanna make your move, you gotta play it cool."
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"- [ Yawns ] - Oh, I see."
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"[Jazzy Singsong ] So, if I take your advice..."
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"then my chances for love will slightly improve."
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"- [ Yawns ] - [ Giggles ]"
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"- [ Jazzy ] Now what's that rule? - [Jazzy ] Play it cool."
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"Is this cel worth anything?"
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"[ Sighs ] Let me show you something."
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"Can't you give me anything for it?"
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"- [ Groans ] - No groaning in my store."
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"" [ ''Moonlight Serenade'' ]"
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"I can't remember when I felt this young."
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"Oh! I really can't."
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"- Oh. - [ Mr. Burns ] Say, sport."
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"- Mind if I have the next dance? - Wha-- D'oh! What the--"
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"No need for the blown gasket, Charlie."
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"I'll have her back in one piece."
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"" [ ''Sing, Sing, Sing'' ]"
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"I'll show him. I'm gonna give him the frowning of a lifetime."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Mr. Burns Laughing ]"
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"- [ Wheezing ] - [ Laughs ]"
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"I swear, Monty. You are the devil himself."
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