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Clips from The Simpsons - Lady Bouvier's Lover (S05E05)

"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- [ Laughter] - [ Laughing ]"
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"a very goodjob frosting Maggie's birthday cake."
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"What? It's not ''Magaggie's'' birthday?"
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"Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made a special cake for you to ruin."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"- What smells? - Uh-oh."
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"We didn't invite other babies. Maggie doesn't seem to get along with the other babies."
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"Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton."
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"Put the cotton in her ear. That'll stop them shakes."
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"Balsam specific! Oof-- While we're burning money..."
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"She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine."
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"- " Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs " - Sing it like you mean it!"
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"- " Fat kids " - " Skinny kids ""
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"" Like chicken tonight Like chicken tonight ""
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"I guess the next time I see you won't be until Thanksgiving."
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"At least I got Matlock to keep me company. D'oh!"
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"Homie, you know it's funny..."
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"that's always full of old people-- Periodicals, that's it!"
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"Why don't you go in and pick up my mother, and we'll go out to dinner?"
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"I'll be back in a jiffy!"
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"- That's not my mother. - I'll be back in a jiffy!"
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"You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common."
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"you give them all your credit card numbers..."
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"and if one of them is lucky, they'll send you a prize."
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"to this unauthorized imitation."
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"Boys all paid attention to me and it drove my friends crazy."
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"- Oh, who were your friends? - Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald..."
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"Frances Farmer and little Sylvia Plath."
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"No, wait, it's a stroke."
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"Well, I think it's wonderful that your father has fallen in love with my mother."
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"against Grampa being in love?"
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"If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister!"
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"- [ Line Ringing ] - Hello, Mom?"
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"Fine. You know Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday."
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"If you come on too strong, she's going to get scared away."
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"Uh, I love ya, Mom."
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"Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson."
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"Uh, that's me. [ Groans ]"
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"[ Man ] Homer Simpson, I've got a, uh..."
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"special delivery for you."
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"- Go away. - If you do not open the door, Mr. Simpson..."
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"Here's your special delivery."
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"Oh, no. I used Dad's credit card to buy this?"
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"- See? - Dad, that will never work."
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"if you wanna get a kiss..."
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"and make your patented move..."
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - [ Screams ]"
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""[ Big Band ]"
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"This-- This is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler. It is worth something."
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"This-- This is an arm drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing."
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"Oh, my favorite song."
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"This is so nice."
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"Hey!"
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"- Oh! - [ Laughs ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate ofJimmy Durante."
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"I have a court order demanding an immediate halt..."
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"to this unauthorized imitation-- Boys!"
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"[ Growling ]"
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"And she's the one for me. I'm in love!"
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"Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Physical Trainer. Whoop-dee-do, Mr. President."
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"I'm happy you've finally found love."
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"- [ Cheering ] - [ Homer] All right!"
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"Fine."
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"[ Unemotionally ] Sincerely, Yada-yada-yada."
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"Dad says this new guy is a repulsive, obnoxious old billionaire."
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"So, let's all be extra nice to him."
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"He's an awful, awful, awful man."
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"Run along, peewee. Baby gets nothing."
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"Very well, you leave me no choice. This gun is filled with ketchup."
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"This one with mustard. Now give me $3 50 bucks..."
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"- So we got you a special cake. - [ Woman Coughing ]"
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"Oh, well, he's happy."
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"You wanna go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?"
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"Sure."
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"I think you'll find a little surprise."
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"Oh! Yeah. [Joints Cracking ] My darling..."
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"Evil, schmevil, Marge. Monty can provide for me."
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"Oh, he's a dear, but he's too much of an old fusspot."
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"Now I'll have more time to read things I find on the ground."
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"Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Camera Shutters Clicking ]"
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"much in the same--"
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"- Get to the bloody point! - [ Mutters ]"
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"Do you, Charles Montgomery Burns..."
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"- Hmm? Hmm? - I know. I know."
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"Ow, ow, ow!"
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"[ Grunts ] Mrs. Bouvier!"
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"- I don't wanna be either. - Hot diggity damn!"
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"- "[ Organ.: ''Wedding March''] - [ Cheering ]"
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"Yeah, fat chance, pops."
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"" Your busy day is at an end ""
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"" Your exploits have been sad and boring ""
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"" Will echo down the rest home hall ""
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"" 'Cause no one at all ""
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"[ Grampa ] I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier..."
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"because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola."
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"which you crammed in your ear."
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"like linseed oil or Dr. Shumway's--"
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"- Shh! - I'm sorry."
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"[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons ""
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"Please, Krusty, this is very demeaning."
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"Shut up and conduct!"
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"" [ ''Blue Danube Waltz'' ]"
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"" [ Continues ]"
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"- [ Screaming ] - [ All Monkeys Chittering ]"
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"Maggie, can you point to the monkey?"
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"[ Blows Raspberry ] What do babies know?"
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"Maggie, can you point to the credenza?"
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"- D'oh! - [ Marge ] Homer,you didn't do..."
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"Oh. [ Chewing Loudly ]"
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"- It's over there. - Ooh."
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"- [ Chews Loudly ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Hello, everyone, except Homer."
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"Happy Birthday, Granddaughter."
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"Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street."
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"Everybody get ready. Here comes the birthday girl..."
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"in her very first dress."
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