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Clips from Family Guy - Encyclopedia Griffin (S13E13)

"What're you gonna do with all your money?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I was at the park with Stewie, and someone stole his tricycle."
Family Guy
"and acceptable at a wedding? Hop on."
Family Guy
"Ugh, can't believe somebody stole Stewie's trike."
Family Guy
"I only had nine payments left on that thing."
Family Guy
"Huh, never seen that kid around the neighborhood."
Family Guy
"Now I'm way into wooden beads you move along wires."
Family Guy
"Whoa..."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah..."
Family Guy
"Man, I wish we could quit our jobs and solve children's crimes full-time."
Family Guy
"I heard you guys are good at solving cases."
Family Guy
"she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend."
Family Guy
"Well, we're detectives solving children's crimes."
Family Guy
"Okay, "Big Dicks For Kids.""
Family Guy
"But we don't want to sound too old."
Family Guy
"They're gonna think we're a bunch of old, bald geezers."
Family Guy
""Big Hairy Dicks for Kids.""
Family Guy
"Hand over the dime, buddy."
Family Guy
"Just this morning, we've had multiple reports of stolen items."
Family Guy
"Come on, let's do it on your son's tiny bed."
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah, she's fine. We're having brunch after this."
Family Guy
"You think other guys hang out and watch their friend's naked gyrating butt?"
Family Guy
"It's been so long, I don't know what other friends do."
Family Guy
"But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a bigger waste of time"
Family Guy
"See, there's nothing here. Just a weird life-sized lady doll"
Family Guy
"- What the hell?! - Chris made a sex doll?!"
Family Guy
"Two of mine gotta sleep in the car."
Family Guy
"He actually thinks it's his girlfriend."
Family Guy
"It's even weirder than that secret level in Donkey Kong."
Family Guy
"Ugh! Why did you let me do this, Lois?! Why?!"
Family Guy
"Sex doll? I wish. Heather hasn't even let me get to second base."
Family Guy
"Is that touching one of the cabbages?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. But I'm such a loser, she'll never let me do that."
Family Guy
"You are every bit as good as that bag of garbage."
Family Guy
"After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway."
Family Guy
"All right, you made it. Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole."
Family Guy
"Okay, Chris, now, women really dig those firemen calendars."
Family Guy
"So we're gonna go inside and get some sexy shots of you doing fireman stuff."
Family Guy
"* I got a fever of 103 *"
Family Guy
"* Come on, baby *"
Family Guy
"I just really like spending time with you."
Family Guy
"Wow. I'm gonna have to write to somebody about this."
Family Guy
""Dear Penthouse, I used to think these letters were fake"
Family Guy
"fell in my lap.""
Family Guy
"God, you're more annoying than a creative voice mail message."
Family Guy
"* You called him up to talk it over *"
Family Guy
"* Leave your message when the beep is over *"
Family Guy
"* I don't want to miss your call *"
Family Guy
"I... I can't remember who I called."
Family Guy
"You're such a sweetheart."
Family Guy
"Read the card."
Family Guy
"Lois, before you say anything. I also got you a gift."
Family Guy
"She's perfect, because she's only sort of hot,"
Family Guy
"Heather, I made your favorite cookies."
Family Guy
"And now I want to hear all about your day."
Family Guy
"How about a little help from Kenny G?"
Family Guy
"- Nope. - Huh. Sounds like fun."
Family Guy
"What have you guys been up to?"
Family Guy
"And on Saturday, she's hosting her book club, so I have to drop by,"
Family Guy
"And how a man should treat his woman."
Family Guy
"Oh, Lois, your breath smells like eggs. Talk that way."
Family Guy
"c-can your father and I come with you?"
Family Guy
"I know, but I think we better."
Family Guy
"I know. But I just want Peter to see what a thoughtful man looks like"
Family Guy
"We both own cars, but we like to take the bus."
Family Guy
"We won't have to because we won't be drinking."
Family Guy
"- Ow! Damn it! - You moved it."
Family Guy
"* Nothing's worrying *"
Family Guy
"He bought her a scarf. And it actually goes well with her colors."
Family Guy
"- Peter? - Hey, can me and Ramon go ride shirtless bikes?"
Family Guy
"Heather's gone!"
Family Guy
"Just like you got over your Hamster Dance Tourette Syndrome."
Family Guy
"* Doo dah doodle doo dah doodle doh doh. *"
Family Guy
"I don't know, but sometimes when life's got you down,"
Family Guy
"What should I do, Dad?"
Family Guy
"Mmm, oh, yummy."
Family Guy
"Don't do that, either. J-Just-just don't do anything."
Family Guy
"Oh, what do you care? What does anybody care?"
Family Guy
"If it's the shot from Psycho where you can see"
Family Guy
"No, Chris, it's something else. Come on."
Family Guy
"Heather? Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Chris."
Family Guy
"I was kind of jealous of it, so I guess I went a little crazy."
Family Guy
"But I just want you to know, if you ever treat a real woman"
Family Guy
"- Really? - Absolutely."
Family Guy
"- You don't? - No."
Family Guy
"I'm glad to hear that, Chris."
Family Guy
"- I got to cut out the baby. - Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"It's made of Skittles."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter. Thank you."
Family Guy
"Hi, Peter."
Family Guy
"What're you gonna do with all your money?"
Family Guy
"Peter, I was at the park with Stewie, and someone stole his tricycle."
Family Guy
"and acceptable at a wedding? Hop on."
Family Guy
"Ugh, can't believe somebody stole Stewie's trike."
Family Guy
"I only had nine payments left on that thing."
Family Guy
"Huh, never seen that kid around the neighborhood."
Family Guy
"Now I'm way into wooden beads you move along wires."
Family Guy
"Whoa..."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah..."
Family Guy
"Man, I wish we could quit our jobs and solve children's crimes full-time."
Family Guy
"I heard you guys are good at solving cases."
Family Guy
"she's supposed to be a parent, not a friend."
Family Guy
"Well, we're detectives solving children's crimes."
Family Guy
"Okay, "Big Dicks For Kids.""
Family Guy
"But we don't want to sound too old."
Family Guy
"They're gonna think we're a bunch of old, bald geezers."
Family Guy
""Big Hairy Dicks for Kids.""
Family Guy
"Hand over the dime, buddy."
Family Guy
"Just this morning, we've had multiple reports of stolen items."
Family Guy
"Come on, let's do it on your son's tiny bed."
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah, she's fine. We're having brunch after this."
Family Guy
"You think other guys hang out and watch their friend's naked gyrating butt?"
Family Guy
"It's been so long, I don't know what other friends do."
Family Guy
"But I'm telling you, it's gonna be a bigger waste of time"
Family Guy
"See, there's nothing here. Just a weird life-sized lady doll"
Family Guy
"- What the hell?! - Chris made a sex doll?!"
Family Guy
"Two of mine gotta sleep in the car."
Family Guy
"He actually thinks it's his girlfriend."
Family Guy
"It's even weirder than that secret level in Donkey Kong."
Family Guy
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