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Clips from American Dad! - Family Affair (S04E04)

"Guess my practical joke of sneaking in and trashing the stage last night..."
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"didn't really bond the cast like I was hoping it would."
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"Be home at 10:00. And good-bye."
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"- [Door Shuts] - Let's go see Roger's play tomorrow."
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"I know he said not to, but we should support him as a member of the family."
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"Dear Lord, please bless these dice and my little wheelbarrow."
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"And please, Lord, give me the strength..."
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"to resist the temptation to buy the railroads."
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"Amen. Okay, let's do this."
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"Five. One, two, three, four-"
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"Reading Railroad. I'll buy it."
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"All right, here's the theater."
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"Remember. We're gonna sit in the back so we don't make Roger nervous."
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"Mom! The theater's closed."
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"Excuse me, sir. Is there some kind of play going on tonight?"
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"Not likely. This building's been closed almost two years now."
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"Simple to learn. Impossible to master."
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"- Just like making love. - Okay."
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"Would you like me to tell you how a broom's like a phallus?"
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"- Maybe next time. - It'll only take a second."
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"They have the same basic shape."
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"- That's so bizarre. - I know."
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"Why would Roger lie to us about being in a play?"
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"- ## [Cell Phone Answer Tone] - Hey, that's Roger's cell phone."
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"It's a text message from someone named Christie."
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"Wait. Roger's not in a play."
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"He's got a girlfriend."
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"- Why wouldn't he just tell us? - Maybe he's embarrassed of her."
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"- Oh, God. She's probably hideous. - I bet she's huge."
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"Well, even if she is, Roger doesn't need to hide her from us."
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"and introduce ourselves to Roger's new girlfriend."
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"Anyone else kind of hoping she's a midget?"
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"Well, now that you put the image in my head, yes."
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"Now, remember, Roger's part of the family..."
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"so if his girlfriend is a midget, we shouldn't make fun of her to her face."
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"[Gasps] Oh, my God."
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"You and l-We get each other."
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"[Gasps] He's cheating on us."
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"Obviously not. I feel so stupid."
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"My woman's intuition picked up on this five days ago..."
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"and I mistook it for ghosts."
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"That son of a bitch! "Scotty's your nickname."
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"I'm just flipping through the mail, acting super regular."
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"He called me by the other boy's name!"
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"Oh, that? A family of actors, Hayley. Family of actors."
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"the Olsens, the Fondas, the Estevez-slash-Sheens, the Gabors, the Redgraves..."
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"- the Beatty-MacLaines, the Arquettes? - Roger!"
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"The Quaids, the Batemans, the Culkins, the Cusacks, the Afflecks?"
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"- Roger. - The Wayans, the Douglases, the Bridges..."
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"Okay, I cheated on you."
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"Steve, that was your grand-mama's."
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"Steve, I'm sorry. I made a mistake."
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"Look, those people you saw me with-"
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"I met them a couple of weeks ago..."
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"at a street fair in Little Eritrea."
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"Mr. Johnson explained that Ogbazghi was also his son's favorite player."
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"They asked me if I wanted to hang out some time..."
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"Hah! Geez."
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"Oh, man!"
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"It was a moment of weakness, and it'll never happen again."
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"- Can you forgive me? - Roger, I think we need some time."
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"- Just "wrap it up. I'll take it." - What?"
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""Wrap it up. I'll take it.""
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"The Fabulous Thunderbirds."
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"- It's one of their two mind-blowing hits. - Oh."
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"B.T.W., I haven't gotten ticket money from any of you, wh-which is cool."
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"I know you're good for it."
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"I just wanted to use it to buy some brats to tailgate."
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"I only have one question though."
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""Are you tough enough?""
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"Is that another song?"
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"Ha! This guy gets it."
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"Look what I found. Another gift from Roger."
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"Oh. A heart-shaped box of chocolates."
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"I wonder if he's still outside."
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"Come on. Let's go to another room."
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"Anybody seen that billboard for the local news?"
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"I'm supposed to believe that this town's best reporters..."
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"happen to be from five different races?"
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"Oh, this morning I followed you into the market..."
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"Yogurt? How the hell-"
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"- Because I have. - I haven't seen him, Steve."
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"I've had no further contact with theJohnsons, blah.""
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"[Groaning]"
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"I can't hold it in anymore."
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"[Groans] I miss this."
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"The nonexistent letters. There's nothing written on this."
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"- Me too. - I know."
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"Let's forgive him. Let's forgive him, and let's forget."
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"Move aside."
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"Don't ever hurt me again."
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"#That you're used to ## Hey."
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"- Where we grubbin'? - We're going to the food court at the mall."
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"Oh, the mall? No, no. I can't go dressed like this."
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"- And that hair. - Mom!"
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"Well, I'm not happy with your appearance."
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"Tony?"
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"- Huh? I don't think so. - Tony, it's me, Norman."
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"Yeah, he's definitely talking to you."
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"I'm sorry. Do I know you?"
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"Very funny, T. We just ate with him here an hour ago."
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"I can't believe you're eating again."
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"You said that family at the pizza place was the only one."
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"I could ask you the same question."
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"It wouldn't make any sense, but I could do it."
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"I told you I didn't want to go to the mall."
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"I can't believe I let you back in. I feel so stupid."
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"L-l-I feel like one of those women who marries a rapist."
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"You can't have both. It's either us or them."
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"[Groans] Don't make me choose. I'm horrible at choosing."
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"- Choose. - No, don't make me."
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"You're choosing those other families over us?"
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"I need variety. It doesn't mean I don't like you."
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"It just means-Well, you can't eat chicken for every meal, you know?"
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"It's nothing against you, and it's nothing against chicken."
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"How good is chicken though? Let's talk about that."
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"Over rice? Are you kidding me?"
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"Then I guess this is good-bye, Roger."
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"- I'll need your phone back. - [Groans]"
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"Fine."
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