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Clips from American Dad! - Family Affair (S04E04)

"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
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"Yeah, I killed my college roommate."
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"I can't believe you didn't know that. I stabbed her."
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"We just found out Raisin in the Sun..."
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"A calzone for Kirk Douglas here."
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"Roger, what Dad's trying to say is that you're a Smith."
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"- We couldn't start a new family plan without you. - Steve's right."
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"Steve also needs to learn how to keep his trap shut..."
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"and let me finish my own moment."
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"Better. Stevie Ray Vaughan's older brotherJimmie."
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"But we never said we wanted to see-"
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"I'm eating that- Along with a big, fat pot brownie."
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"Oh, I hope there's male nudity."
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"Really? How come you're still sweeping up then?"
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"Don't leave me!"
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"But not the Verne Troyer kind."
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"That's too "midgety.""
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"We'll go to the bathroom in pairs and laugh it out in there."
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"Let's partner up. Me and Hayley versus you two."
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"Um, Roger's not seeing a girl behind our back."
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"- [All Laughing] - He's seeing another family."
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"Family photo."
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"Oh."
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"I can't believe Roger is seeing another family behind our back."
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"Why would he do that? I mean, are we not enough for him?"
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"He's your favorite Star Trek character." Yaaah!"
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"- Doesn't this bother you? - Bother me? Why would it bother me?"
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"[Screams]"
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"I wish you guys hadn't left the restaurant so fast."
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"the Dillons, the Zimbalists-"
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"You broke my heart. [Grunts]"
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"[Screams]"
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"I was buying thejersey of my favorite Eritrean soccer player-"
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"and I stupidly said yes."
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"I'm sorry. I was an idiot, okay?"
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"Yes. Yes, of course. I understand."
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"- Without you. - Yes, of course."
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"I'm sorry, but you've hurt us, and we can't see you right now."
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"Oh, hey, that reminds me. I'm gonna need my breakfast to go."
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"and when you weren't looking, I took your keys and replaced them with yogurt."
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"Has he been worrying about whether having boners at night means he's gay?"
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""Dear family. I'm deeply sorry. Blah, blah, blah."
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"Oh, here's a part I think will get you."
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"[Clears Throat] "Without you, I'm a butterfly..."
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"who can't find the breeze to carry it.""
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"but now that I hear it, it's just right."
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"- What are you talking about? - This. Him."
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"That's all off the top of his head."
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"I miss this silly son of a bitch."
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"Hey!"
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"# Don't go chasing waterfalls # Dance break."
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"Please. Look how Hayley's dressed."
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"I'm gonna go to the Tommy Bahama store and chill."
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"- He's obviously crazy. - Tony?"
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"- He's acting like he doesn't know us. - I need to get out."
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"[Together] Tony!"
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"- There are others. - What?"
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"How many other families are there?"
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"- You must. - No! No! Them."
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"- [All Gasp] - Huh. I'm better at choosing than I thought."
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"Look, I'm sorry, but I'm not a one-family alien."
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"[Imitates Phone Ringing]"
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"[Gasps] Bonjour, Monsieur DuBonnet."
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"If the job is done well, they will each be rewarded with a large fries."
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"Look- Steve has the whole corner now."
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"Maybe you should just sell them."
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"Oh! Sorry. The calendar was a month off."
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"[Crowd Laughing, Chattering]"
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"By 11:00 a.m. He was in line for the flume..."
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"Two hours later, he's Puss in Boots with yet another family..."
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"until we found him like this- gurgling..."
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"You're good, simple people."
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"Remember where you got your retainer?"
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"Everyone, this is Roger. Yea. He'll be joining us."
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"[Gasps] The Logans."
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"Oh, my God, the Logans."
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"and I haven't been able to trust anybody ever since."
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"That's a freakin' breakthrough."
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"[Tires Screeching]"
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"Ahhh!"
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"Okay. This was good. Let's go home, Stan."
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"I need to know- Why did you leave me like that?"
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"I'm- I'm laughing now 'cause I'm nervous."
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"- Let's go home. - [Gasps]"
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"You mean you're ready to give up the others?"
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"I'm a one-family alien."
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"- There's just one more thing. - [Gasps]"
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"that I'm happy to have."
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"Don't worry, Klaus. Your ticket didn't go to waste."
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"Hey, girl."
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"Hey, girl, I know you hear me."
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"# But then one cold, dark winter day #"
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"# So he followed the address to get his free meal #"
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"# Now he's a koala And he's cute as a button #"
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"Anyways, maybe sometimes I be on missions..."
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"# Cute as a button ##"
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"English - US - SDH"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"has an all-black cast, so we're sort of scrambling."
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"I had to swing by Home Depot for a bag of charcoal."
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"- Oh, I'm sure it'll be great. - Yeah. When can we see it?"
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"Ugh. The director's an idiot, the lead can barely speak English..."
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"and the second lead is 30 pounds overweight."
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"Now I have an announcement- New cell phones."
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"I get a phone? You're putting me on your family plan?"
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"Sorry, Dad. I'm just really happy for Roger."
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"Wow, that's sweet of you to say, Scotty."
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"- "Scotty"? - Aaah. That's my nickname for you."
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"I chose it 'cause Scotty is your favorite Star Trek character."
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"The snack cakes are ready."
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"I remember the Thunderbirds. Didn't Stevie Ray Vaughan play with them for a while?"
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"Look. I got us killer seats- Dead center in the loge. Only 17.50 each."
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"- 17.50 per person? - I know. Can you believe it?"
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"I'm not charging you the Ticketmaster fee."
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"I am gonna freak the hell out, man."
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"Full moon tonight."
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"Oh, Roger, there you are. You're late for family game night."
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"The production's a mess, and it opens tomorrow."
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