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Clips from The Simpsons - A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again (S23E23)

"And Dad donated something, too."
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"What happened to my mini-pool table?!"
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"I was training to be a mini-pool hustler."
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"We sold it to pay for a family cruise."
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"It's weird to hear myself saying this, but..."
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"I love you guys."
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"This is going to be the best vacation ever!"
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""Is that splashing or drowning?""
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""Why does every sand castle require my participation?""
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"Then a kid disappears, and it's total panic"
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"until you find him at the swim-up bar..."
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"...eating a 30-dollar cheeseburger,"
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"which he drops in the water!"
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"with my wife because we're all sleeping in the same room!"
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"Look, that's our ship!"
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"on our sugar-free fitness cruise."
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"I called it!"
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"Called... it."
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"Homer, this is bad for you, too."
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"Wait a minute, I can get you back on your original ship,"
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"but in a different cabin."
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"Upgrade!"
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"I'm sorry, there's been a mistake."
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"I knew it. It was all a dream."
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"I actually did it-- a perfect vacation."
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"that haven't been released yet."
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"Whoa."
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"I'm your cruise director, Rowan Priddis,"
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"and welcome aboard the Royalty Valhalla,"
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"Your every need will be catered to from our toddler's club"
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"to "Condolences," our award- winning luxury morgue."
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"Your enjoyment pays my salary,"
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"so in a sense, each of you is my boss..."
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"and as my boss..."
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"A week I will spend here on this cruise,"
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"performing my normal duties as cruise director."
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"That's how much I love my job."
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"Bon voyage!"
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"Whoa, a "Fun Schedule"!"
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"There's so much to do:"
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"Sex on a family vacation?"
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"I never thought such a thing was possible!"
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"Ocean sex rules!"
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"Go to hell, land sex!"
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"and a game of Clue missing its candlestick."
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"Help me study the effects of rising ocean acidity."
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"It's so diverse."
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"Two diplomats' sons are in love with me."
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"Who will I choose: Ghana or Portugal?"
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"Boy, thanks to you, we're having fun--"
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""before you were born" fun."
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"Where did the ship stop again?"
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"Your names..."
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"I'm just glad everyone is having the best week of their lives."
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"I like to take a moment to reflect."
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"♪ Enjoy it while you can ♪"
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"♪ Ice-sculptures, conga lines, and working on your tan ♪"
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"♪ Enjoy it while you're here ♪"
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"♪ And when it does, you lovely people may be in for a shock ♪"
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"♪ Back home, you'll all lose touch ♪"
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"♪ Back home, you'll be to tired for making magic in the sack ♪"
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"♪ Enjoy it while you can ♪"
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"♪ Here at sea, we drink and frolic ♪"
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"Then it's back to Mom and Dad fighting, Lisa moping,"
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"soggy with the sweat of a juice box!"
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"Haw-haw!"
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"I've got to do something."
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"Sorry."
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"There's something I see"
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"that's even more beautiful than Ganymede, Lisa."
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"Oh."
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"This is General William Sullivan with an emergency message."
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"I'm speaking to you from a CDC clean zone."
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"Outbreak of the deadly Pandora virus is spreading rapidly."
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"precedented threat requires a worldwide quarantine."
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"All ships must remain at sea until further..."
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"Humanity must endure."
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"They're buying it. They're buying it."
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""Chillingly plausible" indeed,"
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"Joe Morgenstern of The Wall Street Journal."
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"Now to make sure no one can call home to check,"
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"with a little help from the make-your-own-sundae bar."
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"Mmm."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Vacation forever!"
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"Good morning, everyone!"
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"While the world deals with their pandemic,"
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"we're having a "fundemic," under the capable hands"
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"of our Norwegian Captain Svalbard."
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"Ja, he spoke of it often."
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"Once we reach our exciting"
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"and hopefully virus-free destination,"
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"building shelter, hunting for food"
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"While supplies may be running a little low,"
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"features fresh seagull and hull-scraped barnacles."
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"with his no-longer-observational take"
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"on our pre-virus lives."
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"Hey, so what's the deal with"
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"Then don't check out the Sensations Luxury Spa,"
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"which is now the stronghold of charismatic cult leader"
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"Dave the Lifeguard."
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"Mankind was warned not to run near the pool!"
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"The virus is his reward!"
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"Ohm... ohm..."
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"because fun is the only thing that will keep us alive."
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"Worthless, worthless, worthless."
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"If it wasn't for this virus thing,"
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"Instead, you're here, where you can be lovey-dovey all the time."
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"Come on, kiss."
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"Bart, we're too worried to enjoy each other's mouths."
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"has really gone downhill."
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"Drop dead, fat-ass!"
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"He called me "lovely lady.""
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"Hey, Lis, at least you nerds are still geekin' it up."
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"What could be sweeter than a vacation that never ends?"
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"Sweet? Sweet?!"
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"The passengers on this ship"
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"Like monks during the Dark Ages,"
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"to make a record of human culture."
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"Erik, we must work with the humans."
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