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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Because You Left (S01E01)

"Archie and Imogene, at their place tonight."
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"Don't let Ethan bring his Lincoln Logs near the playpen."
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"I mean, they're your friends as much as Joel's."
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"- Right, Abe? - Ibid!"
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"Yes? No?"
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"How do I know?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"Smells like mildew."
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"I always dress nicely for important meetings."
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"I made the mistake of wearing pedal pushers"
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"and they made us come back three times."
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"It used to be."
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"is to invite dispute!"
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"You're my 11:00?"
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"I dressed for the meeting."
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"You dressed for the meeting."
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"He used it when he played Van Gogh in that movie."
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"I worked pro bono for his pal, Trumbo,"
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"when he refused to name names to Congress."
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"Oh, Michael here has defended them all."
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"Mainly constitutional things."
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"Besides states keeping Negroes from the polls, you mean?"
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"to kill poor Ethel."
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"There was smoke coming out of her ears."
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"Ah, Jewish women are known to be more difficult."
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"This is really fascinating."
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"I'm-I'm gonna read up on all this stuff when I get home."
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"My what?"
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"I'm just joking."
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"You are dressed very fancy."
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""Performing without a cabaret license." Bullshit."
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""Public indecency.""
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"but you didn't say it in a convent, I'm assuming."
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"- So, where's the crime? - Right."
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""Sex act"? What? That's-that's ridiculous."
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"tickling a man's testicles."
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"- Oh, I did do that. - Oh, yeah, she did."
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"It was fucking funny."
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"And apparently, you exposed your breasts."
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"I do not remember that."
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"I do, and I got to tell you, Mike,"
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"when she whipped those things out, I ducked."
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"I would like to be found innocent."
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"Cops that hang out around outside clubs"
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"waiting to harass entertainers"
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"for doing their thing, I hate that."
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"Passionately."
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"You start controlling speech,"
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"Great. You're hired."
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"Oh. Will you do it?"
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"Thank you, Mr. Kessler."
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"No, this is not about the Rikers thing."
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"You will not see it again."
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"No, no, no. Wear it to court."
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"How? They had no warrant"
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"and they busted his door in, that's how."
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"Thank you, Jerry."
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"Rose..."
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"I just..."
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"I just have to let this pass."
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"I'll be in my study."
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"and you're not doing anything about it."
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"that your client is pleading guilty"
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"to drunk and disorderly conduct,"
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"Guy in the yellow shirt."
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"- You ready? - Yeah."
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"One, two, three."
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"He looks pretty rapey to me."
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"You can't change your answer."
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"All right, orange tie, crappy suit. Ready?"
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"- Yeah. - One, two, three."
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"- Pickpocket. - Horse fucker."
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"I thought we were really playing."
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"No, I'm telling you, that guy has fucked a horse."
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"Got the judge to drop the cabaret license thing."
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"Gladly."
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"Docket number 4623."
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"with 1140A of the penal law."
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"While performing in a licensed venue,"
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"you presented and participated in an obscene, indecent tableau."
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"And may I address the court?"
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"- Yes, Mr. Kessler. - Thank you, Your Honor."
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"an upstanding citizen with a spotless record."
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"She is married with two beautiful preschool children."
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"She's a graduate of Bryn Mawr"
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"and is enormously respected in her community."
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"A list of people"
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"willing to vouch for her fine character"
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"But most importantly,"
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"This was a blip, an anomaly."
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"It will never happen again."
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"Yes, but, Your Honor..."
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"and we are asking that these charges be dismissed."
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"Is your husband in the courtroom?"
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"Who, me?"
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"I don't believe Mr. Kessler has a husband."
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"Well, I'm surprised by that."
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"He's at work."
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"Yes, Mr. Maisel is a busy man, and I see no reason"
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"And also hearsay, Your Honor,"
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"Mr. Kessler, we don't need to hear"
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"I don't hate the police, Your Honor,"
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"has stepped forward to make any sort of complaint."
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"Mrs. Maisel, we all slip sometimes."
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"Yes, Your Honor."
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"But the court does acknowledge your standing in the community,"
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"In many ways, it's our culture that's slipping."
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"Shirley Temple is a thing of the past."
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"to the detriment of the moral health"
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"of those around you."
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"- Moral health? Oh, come on. - Excuse me."
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"Your Honor... - Look, ev-everyone in that audience"
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"was so plastered, they didn't know"
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"what the hell was going on, anyway. - What was that?"
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"- Sit down, young man. - Well, at least he said "young.""
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"Your Honor, emotions are running a little high here..."
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"What's the crime there?"
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"The language you used was foul, indisputably."
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"But what's the difference between me saying those words"
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"on a stage to an audience that's there to hear them,"
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