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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Doink (S01E01)

"- Probably. - Oh, great."
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"Fine."
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"he'll disappear on the count of three."
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"You're doing a great job all by yourself."
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"Hi, Midge."
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"Nice job."
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"Okay, I'm just trying to catch up here."
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"Lot of good stuff in there."
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"- He's a fuckin' recycler! - Didn't say that in the ad."
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"I told you it'd be hit-and-miss!"
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"Herb, the thing I'm gonna hit you over the head with,"
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"We got to talk. Good-bye, Herb."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"- Don't. - I can't do it."
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"- Not anymore. - Bullshit."
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"Okay, fine. So you're not gonna do this?"
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"- Nope. - You're giving up?"
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"Professional relationship. Not girlfriends."
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"there's no relationship, capisce?"
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"Oh, don't worry. I didn't order the stupid phone."
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"So the priest turns to the nun and says,"
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"It's not a dirty joke."
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"So, the nun says to the priest,"
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""I remember you. We met once at the Vatican.""
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"And the nun says..."
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"and acting like I know what the hell I'm talking about."
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"Because you're stale?"
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"You're killing m with that tiny tush."
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"Her. No. - What the hell are you talking about?"
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"You know what I'm talking about."
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"She's young, she's emptyheaded,"
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"I think you heard me just fine."
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"I don't believe this."
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"Don't act like a child."
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"I had Yankees tickets tonight."
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""Sweet." Good. Sounds like a Danish."
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"- Oh. - I've got another joke."
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"This is dirty."
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"He told this joke five years ago"
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"It's the dirty temple joke."
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"- Okay. Knock, knock. - SHIRLEY Moishe..."
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"* Ain't ever what a girl supposes *"
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"* Stage door Johnnies aren't raging *"
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"* When you let a feller hold your hand *"
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"That's for sure."
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"Way to sell."
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"- * Ain't nothing for a girl. * - Thanks for the invite."
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"Hey, Arch. We were just about to step out."
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"Call another. You got, like, four of them."
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"Cold, or something."
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"I feel terrible."
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"I'll see you tomorrow?"
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"Bye."
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"* My heart starts pounding every time we meet *"
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"Hi, there. Midge, right? From makeup?"
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"- Oh, yes. - Arnie. Menswear."
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"- Very nice. - It's all men up where I am."
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"now he's this big rock star."
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"Oh, were you hitting on me?"
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"I didn't say you were a drunk. I said you were drunk."
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"I poured myself a vodka and I forgot, and I poured a gin."
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"You will thank me in the morning."
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"I'm not a child."
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"I once mixed tequila, absinthe and red wine."
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"I mean, I wish there was a pill..."
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"I-I guess there is. It's called "pills.""
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"Why do they do that?"
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"Lots of tears and catharsis over that."
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"game of tug-of-war. Or it's just a bunch of guys"
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"who didn't make their high school team talking about"
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"See you later, sport."
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"Your wife is working."
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"Your first apartment?"
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"My very first."
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"I assume just get a new apartment."
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"Really, three girls and one bathroom?"
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"* Would ya like to know what kind of conversation goes on *"
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"* They'll be tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs *"
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"* Tryin' out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Fiends *"
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"* And braggin' all about how they're gonna cover up *"
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"* One fine night, they leave the pool hall *"
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"* Libertine men and Scarlet women *"
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"* Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground, trouble *"
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"* To keep the young ones moral after school *"
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"* Our children's children gonna have trouble, trouble *"
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"- * Trouble, trouble... * - * Mothers of River City *"
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"* The minute your son leaves the house *"
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"- * And that stands for pool * - * That stands for pool *"
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"- * Trouble * - * Oh, we got trouble *"
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"* With a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" *"
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"- * We've surely got trouble * - * We've surely got trouble *"
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"- * We've surely got trouble * - * We've surely got trouble *"
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"* That game with the 15 numbered balls is a devil's tool *"
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"- * Gotta rhyme it with "P" * - * That rhymes with "P" *"
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"* And that stands for pool! *"
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"* When my date comes to get me at my place *"
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"* Like a filly who is ready at the race *"
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"* With my eyelashes all in curls *"
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"Good morning, ladies."
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"Operating the elevator, like it's second nature."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Third floor."
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"Good job."
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"Well, I've been here for 16 years."
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"A ringing endorsement."
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"Love the outfit."
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"* Like... *"
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"Beautiful printing."
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"I've got a pretty mean cursive, too."
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"The display department always likes to get a nice jump."
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"Lots of jolly choices out there."
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"Make sure they're still plump, still personable, still sober."
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"So, you majored in Russian Literature."
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"With a minor in Education. For a split second,"
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"- What happened? - I met some grammar school kids."
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"No, seriously, I married straight out of college"
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"and had children of my own. Two, actually."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Oh. The ad didn't say."
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"I just think that our lady shoppers"
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