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Clips from Peep Show - Handyman (S04E04)

"The safari park with that dickhead Foz?! Have you gone mental?"
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"Oh, I get it. You're just another dirty dog like everyone else."
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"As long as you're there, it's just four people having an apparently nice time"
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"Fucking hell! What's going on?"
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"so there is actually a perfectly valid excuse"
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"OK, if Sally was sitting here now"
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"and she said, "Mark, let's do it," what would you say?"
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"A fucking safari park?!"
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"It's cool. It's retro."
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"'Torture myself with contact with an unattainable woman, or what? '"
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"Yeah, I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it cos of my job,"
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"but my boss was actually really cool about it."
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"That's because it's not a real job."
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"Don't flaunt your wad, Jeremy, it's not becoming."
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"Well, you're becoming a pain in the arse. How do you like that?"
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"You wanker, Corrigan!"
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"Not a lot in here, Mark, apart from a couple of moths."
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"Jeremy, for God's sake! Foz, stop the car, stop the car, Foz, he's thrown my wallet out!"
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"Oh, my God, he never!"
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"So, are you gonna go and get it?"
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"No, we need to call the warder."
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"Wh-Wh-What if the lions eat me?"
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"The lions aren't gonna eat you, Mark. Just nip and get it."
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"Why should I have to bloody get it?"
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"(Both) Get it, get it, get it, get it."
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"(Jez) 'Wow! I'm getting big laughs off humiliating my best mate."
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"'How can something so wrong feel so right? '"
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"(Mark) 'Shit, this isn't good."
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"'There are lions. There are lions everywhere!"
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"'Where are they? Is there one behind that tree?"
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"'What's next, crucifixion? Is he gonna have me actually nailed on to a cross? '"
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"Oh, you bloody bastards! Stop!"
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"Let me in, you bloody bastards!"
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"All right, all right, all right. Here he comes... Whey!"
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"'Soil yourself?"
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"'Or is that grizzly bears?"
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"'The final humiliation.'"
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"'Still nothing from Sophie. Probably busy boning Jeff in Frankfurt."
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"'I should at least try to feel jealous and betrayed, then I'll feel"
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"'less of a shit about pursuing Sally.'"
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"Oh, hi, Jez. Nancy."
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"You're here. I thought you'd be down at the Orgazoid's."
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"Actually Russell had to go off to Norway this morning, so I'm just here. Is that all right, Dad?"
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"Are you all right?"
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"'What's bothering him? He's thinking about something."
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"'He never normally thinks about things.'"
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"Is it OK if Nancy uses the computer to redo her CV?"
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"- My computer? - Your computer, the computer, whatever."
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"Sure. Hello."
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"- "Hi, Mark, how are you doing?" - Oh, good. Good, thanks."
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""I'm so sorry about yesterday.""
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"if it hadn't been happening to me, it might have been funny."
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""It was great seeing you. It'd be great to meet up again.""
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"Oh, right. Well, I'd love to."
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""How about tomorrow? I could drop round to your flat about three?""
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"'I can't invite her round here."
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"'Anyone could be here. Sophie will find out."
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"'Nothing's gonna happen, but nothing must remain a total secret.'"
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""So, what's your address?""
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"Er, m-my address... Hold on, let me just check."
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"Jez, what's Orgazoid's... Russell's address?"
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"- No, why? - Because I'm a dirty dog, all right."
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"31 Bishop's Avenue."
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""Ooh, posh!"
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"Yep, see you there... here, then."
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"So, Jez, do you think it would be all right if I..."
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"Well, that's OK. If you prefer, you can just give me the keys and I'II..."
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"No, you need me to do the alarms."
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"Well, as it turns out..."
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"Yes?"
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"give him a... hand."
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"You gave him a hand?"
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"I helped him out."
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"Shit!"
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"'I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.'"
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"And now I don't know what to do, cos on the one hand..."
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"On the one hand, it's a really good job, but on the other,"
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"God, that's a really tough decision."
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"Mmm, yeah, I know what you mean."
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"I feel the same sometimes when I come back from JLB"
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"and I've had to do loads of spreadsheets."
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"Welcome to the world of work, Jeremy."
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"And you don't have to be a smackhead to wank off old geezers,"
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"DOOR BUZZER"
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"Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?"
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"Sorry, I didn't think."
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"Well, you should have bloody thought. Jesus!"
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"Did you do it?"
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"Jeremy's been wanking off this bloke for cash."
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"No, I haven't. It's not..."
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"I always knew you'd end up doing something like that."
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"What do you mean, that is so me?"
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"'So I have to jerk him off, but at least I get a lift home."
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"About us."
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"Us? Yeah?"
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"I've never had to pay for it before"
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"Oh, right."
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"So, can I stop doing it?"
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"Well, I want you to keep doing it, but I want you to do it because you want to do it."
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"It's just, I don't really want to do it."
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"I'm going away to get my head together."
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"and I've been hiding my true feelings, even from myself,"
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"but now they're all coming out... What a lot of feelings!"
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"I'm sorry, Jez."
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"'Home studio slipping away! '"
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"No, really, I mean it. I like you."
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"Fuck that, I love you and I want to have sex with you."
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"Let me have a go on the old gear stick. I'll take it up to fourth."
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"This is not what I want. Fuck off, Jez!"
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"'lf I keep working for him, he'll have to keep paying me.'"
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"So this is your flat?"
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"This is it. I call it a flat, because I'm quite modest,"
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"but, as you can see, it's actually quite a massive house."
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"'Shit. Am I seriously hoping to have sex with Sally Slater?"
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"'Relax. You don't go to adulterers' prison for drinking tea and playing Connect Four.'"
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"There's not much else he can do in the real world."
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"I've been very lucky and I like to spread that around."
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"'Glad I sprayed my nuts with aftershave, though."
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"I never knew you were into stuff like this."
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"Oh, I just... really appreciate the male form."
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