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Clips from Peep Show - Handyman (S04E04)

"What the fuck are you doing here? Are you screwing Wankerthon's mate?"
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"PHONE RINGS"
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah, that's what I'm doing."
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"You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?"
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"'I thought I deserved to be hit.'"
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"Yes, I guess this is a pretty funny story."
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"And I'm so hot"
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"'Iow-quality detective drama, low-quality sexual intercourse.'"
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"So, Soph, do you fancy coming along to my school reunion on Saturday?"
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"School reunion? That doesn't sound very you."
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"Yeah, but I thought it might be nice to go and, you know,"
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"Right, OK, the thing is, er, the thing..."
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"I think I mentioned I'll be heading off late Saturday night."
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"- What thing? - Frankfurt,"
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"marketing development group, me and Alan and Lisa and Jeff."
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"Jeff? You're going to Frankfurt with your ex?"
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"'Mm... Sally,"
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"'one of the few girls in my year to notice me and yet still not mock."
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"'It'd be good to see her again and I'm sure Sophie won't mind."
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"'Oh, great night at the pub this is(!) Laura's caught in Super Hans' tractor beam,"
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"'Kerry's being all lovely to Mike about his mum's thyroid thing."
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"'I've got no way out. Stuck with a newbie - Mr Fucking Shirt."
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"'Gotta say something.'"
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"So, how do you know everyone?"
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"and he said it was a friendly crowd and come down. So, I thought, yeah."
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"Cool."
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"- I'm doing a gig, actually. - Oh, right."
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"Your first two CDs, I know every track."
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"Nnn-j-j Nn-j-nn-nnjl"
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"Borneo Function."
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"- Yeah, I know. - Well, why didn't you say?"
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"Can I get you a drink?"
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"I'm full of Diet Coke here, man."
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"None of the party powder either."
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"Oh, right. I mean, you've been as high as it's possible to go."
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"Well, yeah, yeah, I suppose I have."
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"Yeah, yeah, I have."
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"And what's it like when you're up that high?"
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"Ah, it's terrible, it's horrible."
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"It's, you know, it's fine."
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"So, listen, a weird question. I'm not sure if you're looking for work or what,"
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"My place is going to shit since I split up with my ex."
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"'Orgazoid's handyman. This is a dream come true!"
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"'Handyman to chauffeur to keyboard player, it's a very well established career path.'"
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"I had a great first day."
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"By your job, you mean being a handyman"
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"He's not a man, he's a band. He's one of the most brilliant techno pioneers of all time"
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"and he's paying me 500 quid a week in advance, in cash."
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"is not nothing. You should try cleaning one of those mothers."
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"He's gonna sell your organs or invite a German round from the internet to eat you."
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"I mean, where did you even meet him?"
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"Look, I'm going out, so..."
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"Going out?!"
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"'What? He's not going out, he can't."
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"Yes. Well, as you're always saying,"
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"The Beastie Boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so..."
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"All right, look I've been invited"
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"to the Polefield School Reunion at a school disco club and..."
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"the chess players, the musicians, the poor and the posh-voiced."
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"We formed a sub-strata, a secret society"
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"Oh, yeah, that's really gonna break his balls,"
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"if I roll in an hour late. Mark, this is Russell Orgazoid,"
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"he's a creative, I'm a creative."
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"out of pig iron in this country any more, yeah?"
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"we have some Ben and Jerry's, that's how everyone makes their money now, yeah?"
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"Here they all are, my tormentors."
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"I hope Nancy gets here soon, this is gonna be perfect."
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"That's Foz. He used to sit behind me in French"
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"That's Terry Carpenter, one of the more sophisticated bullies."
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"Pretended I was Thatcher and he was Heseltine and that I needed ousting."
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"I need a drink."
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"Mark! Is it Mark Corrigan?"
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"God, you look great!"
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"Thanks. So, listen, can I get you a drink?"
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"'Maybe everything will be different now. Maybe all the parameters have shifted."
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"'Most of my rivals from school have probably perished in Blair's oil wars.'"
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"(Jez) Hey, Nancy!"
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"Come here and meet these great guys."
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"So now I'm finally doing an English degree and I do a bit of cleaning to pay the bills."
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"Right, that's cool."
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"where you borrowed my Hitchhiker's Guide and we both read it out in funny voices?"
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"I was thinking that was probably one of the best days of my life."
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"What, really?"
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"'to the brutal rhythm of the oompah band."
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"'Why shouldn't I have some mild flirtation, a snog even, or more? '"
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"Hello, sexy."
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"'Oh, great, bacon shoulders.'"
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"Mark, you remember Foz?"
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"Hi, Foz."
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"'Please don't hit me for any reason, Foz.'"
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"'Obviously! Of course! Why didn't I just buy an anvil and smash my face onto it?"
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"'It'd certainly be less hassle.'"
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"So, have you got kids?"
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"Not yet, why?"
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"Oh, no reason. I mean, I love kids. Not in a bad way, in a nice way."
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"I mean, I'm not on the Child Protection Register... yet,"
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"Jez, this is Foz and Sally. Jeremy."
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"- I'm sorry? - Mark Wankerthon, you remember?"
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"At school? You got taught the wrong way to rub one out and you tried it for two hours."
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"Two hours!"
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"(Mark) 'Eugh, just like school. I have to sit and watch"
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"'No, she wants me to call her!"
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"'It's worked! All my references to how much above"
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"Ah, nice. Thanks, man."
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"Yeah, take five, if you want. Swim a few lengths."
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"Oh. Cheers, Russell. Yeah, maybe I will."
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"Ah, now listen, before I forget,"
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"I did a few different versions of Borneo Function that never got released."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"'Wow! Super Hans is gonna shit a brick when I show him this."
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"OK, well, great chatting to you, Sally."
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"Remember no-one's ever actually finished it. Bye."
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"'Great call. Friendly but flirty, didn't overstep the mark."
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"'I could show Sophie the transcript."
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"'No, Mark, that's how they got Nixon! '"
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"Just a jumper Russell got for me."
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"He bought you a jumper?! What else has he bought you?"
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"Case closed, Columbo."
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"So, listen, I've organised a trip to the safari park on Saturday with Sally and Foz."
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