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Clips from Peep Show - Handyman (S04E04)

"Cos I'm in hell."
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"'What a dud evening!"
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"'Low-quality takeaway,"
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"show them all that I've got a job and a flat and a fiancee now"
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"and I'm not in fact a gender bender, a mentaloid or a public leaning post, after all."
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"Oh, well, I thought you knew. Well, you do now, so..."
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"I know now, but I didn't before."
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"'Let's milk it.'"
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"Mark, Jeff and I aren't going to fall into each other's arms in a pile of sauerkraut."
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"'Maybe I should just go on my own. Sally Slater might be there."
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"'Jesus! Come on, throw me a bone! '"
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"I thought you were just a man in a shirt, sitting on a chair."
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"Nnn-j nn-j-j Nn-j-jn"
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"Right. Nice."
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"And what's it like when you're down that low?"
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"And what's it like when you're in the middle?"
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"Wow!"
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"but I'm looking for a kind of, like, handyman."
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"Well, that sounds amazing!"
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"Oh, man, my job is the nuts!"
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"for a man called The Orgazoid."
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"It's not nothing. Making smoothies from a smoothie maker"
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"There's gotta be a catch. You're gonna be his drugs mule."
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"The Snooker Club that used to be a public toilet?"
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"Why does everything good have to be some horrible arrangement?"
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"That's what life is supposed to be like, in case you've forgotten."
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"All right, whatever."
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"- Where? Who with? - Just to a nightclub."
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"A nightclub?"
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"Mark, come on, what the hell's going on?"
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"But they all hated you at Polefield."
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"We hang out, we fuck around on the PlayStation,"
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"That's Faizel Butt."
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"He used to call me a flod. I think it was a mixture between a flid and spod."
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"(Mark) 'Oh, my God!"
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"'There she is - lovely Sally Slater."
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"'I should speak to her, but what the hell can I say?"
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"'Anything that doesn't mention I masturbate over her memory is probably good."
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"'I think that's a compliment, but women just don't seem to want to hear it."
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"'No, just spend the evening looking longingly at her from a distance,"
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"I have a job and a flat of my own now, so it's great to see you."
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"OK, great!"
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"Hey, Jez! Great idea. This is so much fun."
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"I hoover sometimes cos I bought my flat and that"
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"- Are you boasting, Corrigan? - No! I mean, maybe a bit."
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"All right, Corrigan."
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"'This is going horribly! Need a joke.'"
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"Either that or I'm an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo."
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"Oh, I fucking hate this track. It's brilliant. Come on, saucepot."
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"'while the beautiful people dance at me, except..."
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"'Nothing dodgy about this, just going for a swim in my trunks."
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"'I can't swim in a three-piece suit. So screw you, cynics! '"
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"I thought you might get a kick out of them."
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"- Hi, honey, I'm home. - And good luck with Midnight's Children."
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"What's that?"
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"Nothing! Jesus! A squash racket."
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"He doesn't have anyone to play with, and two people can't share one bloody racket."
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"Your sheath?"
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"at an outdated venue."
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"for what I'm almost certainly not going to try to do, OK?"
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"If she promised she wasn't a Glenn Close type and happened to have"
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"- a recent clean Aids certificate? - Yes."
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"You're disgusting!"
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"But I like it! It's like going to a strip joint with the Pope!"
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"Exactly."
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"Hey!"
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"See how much money you earned this week."
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"Give it back!"
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"- Give that back! - Oops! Butter fingers!"
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"Don't be a dick! Go and get it."
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"- You should go and get it. - I'm not gonna get it."
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"Now, come on Mark, just get it. Get it, get it..."
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"Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!"
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"Fucking hell!"
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"(Foz) Whey!"
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"'Christ! What do you do to avoid lion attack?"
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"'Hate to shit myself for no reason, and get eaten."
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"'Highly unlikely, but possible."
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"Yes, I'm fine."
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"So will you ask him now?"
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"PHONE RINGS"
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"'Sally! '"
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"Oh, don't worry, that's fine. It was funny... probably..."
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"Yeah, the flat. That sounds lovely."
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"Well, I do like to be totally accurate."
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"Hey, 31, Bishop's Avenue."
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""So, see you tomorrow.""
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"sort of borrowed Russell's house?"
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"No. I don't particularly want to go to that place right now, if I'm honest."
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"There's like six different alarms, but I'm just feeling a bit weird about the whole situation."
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"Yeah? Why?"
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"Duties? What duties?"
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"Well, you know, I'm his handyman."
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"It's just he did expect me to..."
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"You helped him out by... giving him a hand?"
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"Wow! Just to clarify, you do mean..."
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"I got Super Hans to fill in yesterday. Said I was sick."
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"There's loads needs doing before he comes back, but I just feel a bit dirty, you know."
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"You know, you don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."
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"'Course I did. How do you think I got these trainers?"
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"What's going on? Who's wanking who off?"
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"Jeremy, that is so you."
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"'Never mind. Only a few hand shandies between me and a home studio.'"
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"I had a chance to think in Norway."
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"and I don't think I wanna pay for it with you."
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"Could I start wearing a mitten? Or maybe chuck a flannel over it?"
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"It's just really difficult for me, because I really like you."
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"I just don't think we should see each other for a while."
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"No, Jeremy!"
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"'So, as it stands, I'm failing to find work as a prostitute."
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"'You never know how things might turn out. I'm no Nostradamus.'"
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"A reminder of what can happen, if you're not careful."
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"It's so... romantic."
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"'a liberated, sexually adventurous, urban woman.'"
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"I mean, you've got your..."
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"I just feel that, you know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it,"
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"'Oh, no! '"
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"Foz!"
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"- Sally! - 'I've definitely hit a new low.'"
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"Foz? What are you doing here?"
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