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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Crush (S04E04)

"Oh, what I do is, uh, I look a woman up and down and I say:"
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"How you doing?""
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"Oh, please."
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"You know what? I'm gonna do that."
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"I'm gonna call him up and I'm gonna ask him out."
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"PHOEBE: Yeah. - I can do that. Ask him out."
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""How you doing?""
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"Hi, Joshua?"
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"It's Rachel Green, from Bloomingdale's."
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"Yeah, um, I was just wondering if you, um..."
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"Oh, well, we found a wallet, and we..."
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"The license? Oh, that is a good idea."
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"Uh, well, let's see. This license belongs to a, uh..."
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"Uh, belongs to a Mr. Pheebs."
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"And, um, yeah."
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"So okay. So sorry to bother you at home. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye."
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"- You've done that a thousand times? - I've never done that."
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"Well, you gotta give him something he can't say no to, like, uh, Knicks tickets."
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"Invite the guy to a Knicks game. You're guaranteed he'll say yes."
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"- Really? You think that will work? - Absolutely, and if doesn't, can I go?"
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"- What the heck is that? - What is that?"
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"Did she call?"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- Well, maybe I should call her. JOEY: No."
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"Forget her, man. You don't need her. Don't need that."
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"He's right. What she did was unforgivable."
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"Well, yeah, but you know, what if I was wrong?"
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"How might you be wrong?"
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"Well, you know, what if she didn't actually sleep with the guy?"
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"Dude, tell me she actually told you this."
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"She did not have to tell me. I saw the play and there was no heat."
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"- Back me up here, Ross. - That's all your basing this on?"
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"That's not backing me up."
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"You said, you know, with the off-stage and the heat..."
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"...and the on-stage and the heat... - Whoa, whoa."
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"That was just a theory. There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out."
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"Lone gunman, communism, geometry."
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"Oh, my God."
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""Would you like to go to a basketball game with...""
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""You know, it's funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets to...""
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"No. Okay. Um..."
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""Who likes the Knicks?""
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"Well, as a single woman, who is available..."
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"...I think you look great."
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"- Huh. Yeah? - Yup."
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"Oh, yeah, you look great."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, this looks great."
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"Um, so you like it?"
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"I do, I do. I love it. In fact, I think I'm gonna wear it home."
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"- Great. - Well, thank you so much for all your help."
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"- Well, I guess, uh... I guess this is it. - Yeah."
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"Thanks."
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"You don't want to do that now?"
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"Anyway, hopefully I'll see you around sometime."
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"Basketball."
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"I, uh..."
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"I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested..."
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"...just as a thank-you for this week."
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"Wow. That would be great."
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"- Really? - Yeah, That would be fantastic."
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"My nephew is crazy about the Knicks."
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"This is fantastic. Thank you so much, Rachel."
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"WALTHAM: Good morning. JOSHUA: Hi."
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"RACHEL: Oh."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I just wanted to come over to say that I'm sorry."
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"You know, I acted like the biggest idiot in the world."
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"And I can completely understand why you were so upset."
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"Oh, wow."
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"I really wish you'd called me."
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"Yeah, I know. I wish I had too."
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"But, you know, I think this is a good thing. You know?"
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"You know, I mean, I know for me, but..."
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"Nick's pants?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah. Well."
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"I think our second fight is going to be a big one."
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"- Okay, for next time, what do you say? - "I have an extra ticket.""
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""An extra ticket." Not "two tickets." I have and extra ticket."
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"So the first time you asked a guy out he turned you down?"
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"He didn't turn me down. He's at the game, isn't he?"
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"- Come on. - What's ready?"
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"Just come."
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"- Wow. - Monica, this is beautiful."
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"Oh, did you work for two days straight?"
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"Pretty much."
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"So, what do you think of the floor?"
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"I don't know. Looks the same."
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"You used to have carpet."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"So I made snacks."
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"I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit."
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"Mon, do you want us to come back later?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. Stay, stay, stay. Just keep talking."
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"- Hey. - How'd it go?"
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"- So? - Well, she wasn't sleeping with him."
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"- Oh, good. - She is now."
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"You think you know a person..."
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"...then they turn around and they sleep with Nick."
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"Nick and his rock-hard pecs and his giant man-nipples."
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"I hate him. And I hate her."
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"Well, I don't hate her. I love her. This is all my fault, really."
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"Because, ugh, I should have called."
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"You know, if I'd just called her, she never would have gone out with Nick..."
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"...and they wouldn't have ended up in bed together."
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"I threw her at his man-nipples."
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"Honey, this is not your fault."
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"Just because you guys had a fight does not justify her sleeping with someone."
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"Well, if she thought they were on a break..."
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"Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Burgen."
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"- Really? - Will you call him?"
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"Yes, I will. Absolutely."
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"Hello, Rachel."
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"Hi, Joshua."
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"I left my wallet here on purpose."
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"Really?"
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"Yes, I just wanted to see you again."
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"Oh, I'm glad."
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"Rachel, I'd like to say something to you."
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