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Clips from The Simpsons - The Bob Next Door (S21E21)

"Filled to the brim with a girlish glee"
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"Three little maids from school."
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"Who will sing the next verse?"
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"We need a third maid."
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"Maybe someone will step in and help."
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"One little maid is a bride, Yum Yum"
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"Two little maids in attendance come"
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"Three little maids"
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"Three little maids"
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"Three little maids..."
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"Sorry, gentlemen."
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"I'm not a fan of that particular style of music."
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"My radio dial never strays from 89.4 "The Spur.""
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"It is a good station, Bart,"
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"what with the Morning Cattle Drive and Armadillo Mike in the afternoon."
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"And nothing keeps me informed like Rodeo Rick's Ne Roundup"
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"- every hour on the... - Shut up."
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"I just want to say, I've not only found new neighbors,"
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"but gained new friends."
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"And from now on, Wi-Fi in this neighborhood is on me."
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"That book I ordered is going to be delayed."
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"Let's see who you really are."
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"Harmless World, Mild Manners,"
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"Not Mad Magazine,"
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"Nap Fancy,"
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"Calm, Comfortable, a "Cuddly Puppies" calendar."
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"Little guy can't get out of the pumpkin."
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"There must be something here."
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"Something, something, something."
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"What are you doing? You're indoors at an outdoor party."
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"It's probably a deboner."
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"Mom, I'm scared."
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"I can see there's only one way to settle this once and for all."
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"Okay, ma'am, Sideshow Bob's cell is all the way at the end."
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"Walk fast and don't call attention to yourself."
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"Nothing is holding up the dress!"
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"And here we are."
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"Sideshow Bob."
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"I can't see."
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"Here you go."
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"That is Bob."
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"Guess I was wrong."
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"We better go."
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"Pretty lady coming back!"
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"Guys, guys, I'm married."
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"- You are? - So sorry."
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"Great day to be alive."
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"Morning, Marge."
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"Look, I feel terrible that Bart and I got off on the wrong foot,"
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"and I have an extra ticket to today's baseball game."
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"Bart, care to come?"
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"They're playing Spokane."
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"The Cascades?"
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"- Can I go, Mom? Can I? - Is your room clean?"
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"- No. - Good."
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"Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again."
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"All right, buddy, I'm gonna do to you"
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"what you should have done to my son a long time ago."
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"I'm not Sideshow Bob."
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"I'm the real Walt Warren."
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"If you're the real Walt Warren,"
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"who's taking our son to the baseball game right now?"
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"Uh, you missed the turn-off, Mr. Warren."
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"You see, Bart, you were right all along."
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"I am... Sideshow Bob."
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"And now I am free to sing all"
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"the Gilbert and Sullivan I damn well please."
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"* Behold the lord high executioner *"
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"*A personage of noble rank and title... *"
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"I'll prove I'm telling the truth."
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"You see?"
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"You see, I was Bob's cellmate."
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"My new cellmate, Walt Warren,"
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"was the perfect candidate for my plan. He had the same build as me..."
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"As a minor offender,"
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"he was scheduled for early release."
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"Say, Bob, why do you keep measuring my face?"
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"Just passing the time, bunky."
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"Well, nighty-night."
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"And nighty-night to you."
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"I began by removing Walt's face."
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"That was the easy part."
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"The hard part was removing my own face."
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"Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies"
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"that my face had lost all sensation."
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"Or so I thought."
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"The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle."
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"Or so I thought."
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"They returned Walt's possessions to me."
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"Keys, cell phone,"
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"It was only $27,000 when you came in, but we invested it well."
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"And I walked out free as a bird."
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"I bought the house next to you, and here we are."
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"So I just have to kill you, then sell the house."
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"Selling the house will be murder."
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"which'll be never."
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"Well, I tried to, but I had trouble moving my new lips."
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"They heard me babbling,"
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"thought I was crazy, and threw me into a padded cell."
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"I tried to warn you by writing "Bart Simpson will die""
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"on the walls, but you ignored me."
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"You have to admit, "Bart Simpson Will Die""
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"was kind of open to interpretation."
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"I'm not a writer."
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"And I'm not a locksmith."
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"Man, that dude does not like Bart."
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"I know where Bob's taking Bart."
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"Another cup of coffee, handsome? It's on the house."
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"Well, that's kind of you, Joyce, but caffeine makes me jittery,"
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"and I have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand."
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"I like a man with a firm hand."
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"Hey, looks like you've got a loose thread on your collar."
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"My face. My beautiful, borrowed face."
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"Come back!"
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"I don't care if you don't have a face."
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"I just need something warm to cuddle at night!"
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"Excuse me. Have you seen this man?"
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"Yeah, I've seen him."
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"He, uh, said he was driving down to Mexico."
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"- Arriba! - I don't believe her."
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