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Clips from American Dad! - A Piñata Named Desire (S06E06)

"Listen, Rose,"
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"Very nice audition. Thank you."
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"Oh!"
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"Who's next?"
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"yes."
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"Excellent."
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"Forgot to strike my prop."
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"That's the big piece. Yeah. So?"
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"Um, everything."
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"I can wet-nurse better than you."
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"♪ No, you can't! ♪"
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"Enough!"
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"do you know where I am?"
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"terrorists and assassins."
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"I don't get a bad review."
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"You're a good boy."
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"So, what's on the agenda for tonight's sleepover?"
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"You dorks still have slumber parties?"
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"Or a stain upon the soul."
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"Well, I have a big undercover mission tonight"
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"You guys ready?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"but damn it, not today."
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"I say we plan one last sleepover."
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"We all..."
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"had a black friend!"
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"He really is an actor."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Good evening, gentlemen."
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"that you are really offering me water."
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"Hope he doesn't mind I'm doing this."
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"Well, whatever he's doing, it doesn't sound genuine."
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"You're a real actor, I'm not."
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"This-this is you, isn't it?"
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"I'm-I'm gonna get down there, and it's gonna be you."
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"It's a strong possibility."
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"how do you direct your actors?""
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""After each take, I simply ask them,"
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"Peter and Bess, you'll be doing a scene from Hamlet."
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"And Stan and Stacey, I'm giving you one of the most"
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"to prevent global thermonuclear war."
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"But David's about to face his own personal war."
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"Tic, tac, go."
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"I always thought there was going to be plenty of time."
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"all week until you make it perfect."
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"will be here when you return."
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"Just this morning, there were four other boys"
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"I give up!"
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"Stan, you need to make a personal connection"
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"Stacey, I want to try"
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"can't act."
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"Oh, God... I really wanted to learn how to act."
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"You can't be a great actor unless you commit."
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"Who knows why that didn't work?"
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"You know, because pepperoni starts out"
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"You're killing me!"
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"You know what?"
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"I don't think we've outgrown sleepovers."
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"for giving me a last-minute audition."
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"Salty with tears."
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"Hi! Wh-What are you doing here?"
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"But you moved to Scottsdale years ago. How did you...?"
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"Look, you aren't mad at each other."
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"You're mad at growing up."
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"so you can see Steve's mom undressing through that window."
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"♪ Diamonds! ♪"
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"We'll see."
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"Everything I make breaks!"
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"♪ And snakin' from the start. ♪"
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"♪ Earthquake, bake cake ♪"
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"Listen to that!"
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"Our chips inside us are the same, no?"
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"Lo mismo. Salty."
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"Salty with tears."
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"This is acting!"
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"Oh, good Lord."
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"No, because your acting was that damn good."
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"I, I don't get it."
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"planning our sleepover in the pizza parlor,"
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"Oh, my God. Look at Ronnie!"
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"You're doing it."
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"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"you're gonna go on and make lots of babies,"
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"and you're gonna watch them grow."
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"Promise me you'll survive."
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"Never... let go."
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"Thank you, Mr. Rivera-Perez,"
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"for writing a play as brave as Piñata Man."
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"A lowly piñata maker who pretends to be as empty"
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"as the toys he makes."
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"Thank you."
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"You have my headshot, correct?"
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"Uh..."
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"Then Duper said we were out of paper clips,"
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"so I went to the supply closet,"
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"and guess what your old dad found behind the Post-it?"
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"Had my big audition, and..."
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"...killed it!"
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"Good for you! That's great!"
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"Hey, I was in the middle of a story!"
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"You found the paper clips. Terrible story."
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"Anyway, the director liked me so much,"
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"It's the role of lifetime."
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"Much bigger than my voiceover work"
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"on Pac-Man, the Animated Series."
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"I eat ghosts like you for breakfast!"
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"And what makes you the big dog?"
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"I'm smarter than you, I'm stronger than you,"
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"Easy, girls."
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"Sorry, Stan."
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"Anything you can can do, I can do better."
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"No, you can't! Yes, I can!"
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"♪ Yes, I can! ♪"
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"♪ No, you can't! ♪"
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"getting into an angry singing contest?!"
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"Why is everything a competition?"
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"Yeah, you guys should just and get it over with."
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"Clearly, they have repressed sexual feelings for each other"
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"that they're channeling into hostility."
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"How's that Psych 101 class going?"
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