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Clips from Friends - The One with the Embryos (S04E04)

"-Serious? -Are you scared?"
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"Who makes up the questions?"
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"Sure, Ross will do it."
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"-Fine. We'll ask Phoebe. -No, I want to play."
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"Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation."
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"Okay, so what's now? Go get the eggs. Put them in there."
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"It'll take a little while to prepare the embryos."
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"-Embryos? As in more than one? -Five, actually."
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"...in a hospital or a big box under the stairs?"
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"Doing five gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach."
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"That's it? 25%?"
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"That means that it's, like, 75% chance of no baby at all?"
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"I was thinking, what are the odds..."
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"...if you stuff 200 of them in there?"
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"Sweetie, now..."
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"...she's a woman, not a gumball machine."
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"Don't worry. I'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right."
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"It costs $16,000 each time you do this."
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"Sixteen thousand dollars?!"
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"Well, it's 20 in California."
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"Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus."
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"Maybe there's something I can do to make sure I get pregnant."
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"Wow, you guys really don't know anything."
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"-So how's the test coming? -Hey, you're touching the game board."
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"You freak."
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"Do you realize that any minute now..."
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"...Phoebe could be pregnant?"
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"The test is ready."
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"Okay. Each team will answer 10 questions."
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"The first team to answer the most questions wins."
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"The categories are "Fears and Pet Peeves"..."
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"..."Ancient History"..."
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"..."Literature"..."
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"Okay."
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"It's heads."
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"Gentlemen, pick your category."
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""What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?""
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"-Ladies? -Same category."
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""According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?""
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"That is correct."
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"The Irish jig guy?"
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"Gentlemen, your pick."
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""Monica and I had a grandmother who died."
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"You both went to her funeral."
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"Name that grandmother.""
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"Althea!"
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"-What? -I took a shot!"
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"With Althea?"
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"-Althea is correct. -Nice shooting!"
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""Literature.""
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""Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment."
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"What name appears on the address label?""
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"Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!"
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"I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong.""
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"Rachel, use your head!"
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"Hello, teeny embryos."
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"We're doing this for Frank and Alice..."
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"They want you so much."
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"So when you guys get in there, really grab on."
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"Next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry."
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"That's what's supposed to happen."
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"Ready?"
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"Good luck!"
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"The score is nine to eight in favor of the guys."
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"Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick a category."
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""It's all Relative"!"
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"-You don't have to shout everything. -I'm sorry!"
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"Luckily, I've prepared for such an event."
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"The lightning round!"
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"Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer."
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"You guys are dead!"
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"I majored in lightning rounds, all right?"
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"We'll destroy you."
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"I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far."
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"How about we play for more money? Say 150?"
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"One hundred and fifty dollars."
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"Say 200?"
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"Two hundred dollars!"
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"So play for some pepper! Stop spending my money."
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"I got it!"
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"-No way! That rooster's family. -The duck too!"
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"The duck doesn't make noise!"
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"-We are not -All right, hold on!"
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"If you win..."
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"...we give up the bird."
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"But if we win..."
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"-Deal! -What?"
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"All right, I'm in. Because either he goes, or I'm buying a coyote."
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"Betting the apartment? I don't know about this."
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"All right, let's do it!"
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"You have 30 seconds."
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"-Big Fat Goalie. -Correct!"
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"Dangerous Liaisons."
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"-"Her actual favorite is...?" -Weekend at Bernie's."
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""In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?""
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"Her ear!"
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"-Everyday use. -Fancy."
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"-Two seconds. -Eleven?"
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"Unbelievable! Eleven is correct!"
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"Five correct questions wins the game."
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"The lightning round begins now. "Joey's favorite food?""
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"-Sandwiches! -Correct."
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""Joey had an imaginary childhood friend."
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"-"His profession was...?" -Space cowboy!"
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""What is Chandler Bing's job?""
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"-And processing! -He carries a briefcase."
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"Ten seconds. You need this or you lose."
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"That's not even a word!"
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"-I call Monica's room. -You can't just call Monica's room."
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"Sure I can. Standard shotgun rules."
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"Guess the color of my tonsils. I bet the apartment!"
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"I would never bet this place. It's too nice."
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"Are they in there?"
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"Yeah, I'm implanted."
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"-How do you feel? -Well, freaked."
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"It turns out the odds are really sucky."
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"They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket."
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"But I bet it works."
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"Really? How much?"
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