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Clips from Friends - The One with the Embryos (S04E04)

"You!"
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"The One With the Embryos"
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"I've been up since 6..."
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"...thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster."
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"Especially not with these knives and cookbooks around."
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"Good luck."
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"I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop."
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"...apples."
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"Stop that now."
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"-Yogurt. -Diet soda."
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"...tape."
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"We used up theirs last night making scary faces."
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"Give me it!"
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"It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own."
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"I knew it! I felt really thick this morning."
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"Where am I giving birth..."
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"Sorry."
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"It's such a huge, life-altering thing."
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"...and "It's all Relative.""
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"Somebody call it this time."
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"-Animals dressed as humans. -Correct."
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"Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!"
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"His legs flail about as if independent from his body!"
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""It's all Relative.""
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"I knew that!"
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"I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi!"
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"And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm..."
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"...until you're ready to have them take you home."
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"I am so good at lightning rounds!"
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"Want to bet?"
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"Excuse me."
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"If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster."
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"He gets the other one all riled up!"
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"...we get your apartment."
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"That's crazy. There's no way we are betting the apartment."
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"-Look at my hand. -You have the answers written there?"
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"No. Steady as a rock. Now, are you with me?"
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"The lightning round begins"
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"Stop it!"
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""Rachel claims it's her favorite movie.""
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"No!"
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""Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?""
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"-Guest. -Fancy guest."
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"That's four for the guys. Ladies, you're up!"
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"Thirty seconds on the clock."
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"Thanks, man."
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"-His name was...?" -Maurice!"
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"He's a transponster!"
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"I'm in sight of the room and I called it."
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"Damn!"
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"I feel like I'm coming down with something."
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"And this is Frank and Alice's only shot."
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"But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine."
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"I can't believe you guys think you're moving in here."
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"Bet on a bet and if you lose, you lose the bet."
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"We have to move."
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"We would have made them get rid of the birds."
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"I knew it!"
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"I don't care. I'm not going anywhere."
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"Cool! Girl roommate."
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"Good. I'm going to let gravity do its job."
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"I can't believe this."
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"Oh, Rach, FYl: Your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas."
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"Can you give me a hand?"
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"This is a girl's apartment!"
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"And look, it's purple!"
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"I tell you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving."
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"-I'll take care of it. -That's right."
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"-How'd it go? -I lost our mattresses."
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"I will buy you some Adidas"
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"Don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop."
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"It was a stupid, unfair question!"
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"You're going to have a baby. They're going to have a baby!"
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"What the hell is that?!"
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"-You're really not a morning person. -Just back off!"
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"Get up! Get up! Get up!"
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"It's the chick."
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"She's going through some changes."
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"What kind of changes?"
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"The vet seems to think..."
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"...she's becoming a rooster."
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"Why are you shopping at 8 in the morning?"
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"You should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be in an apartment."
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"I'm going to the doctor and see if I'm ready..."
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"...to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus."
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"How will they know?"
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"They'll just see if my endometrial layer is thick."
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"I can check that for you."
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"Wish me luck."
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"-I'm still right. -That is so not true."
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"What?"
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"I know it's her laundry day..."
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"...and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants."
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"I can check that for you."
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"You two think you know me and Rachel..."
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"...better than we know you."
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"What's that about?"
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"...you'll find a half-eaten box of cookies in there."
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"You're good."
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"These are not."
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"Ross, how many items left in that bag?"
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"Okay, 10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag."
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"-How many guesses? -Six."
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"Challenge extended."
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"-Deal! -Challenge accepted."
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"All right, we'll start with..."
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"We'll be starting with apples."
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"Okay. Tortilla chips."
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"-Orange juice. -There's no orange juice! We win!"
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"They have another guess."
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"Well, we won that one."
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"Okay. The last thing is"
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"I got it."
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"How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?"
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"Oh, man!"
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"All right! Ten bucks. Fork it over."
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"Cough it up. Pay the piper."
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"You don't know us better. I want a rematch."
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"And no stupid grocery questions. Real, personal questions."
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"And the winner gets $100."
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