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Clips from The Simpsons - A Streetcar Named Marge (S04E04)

"[Bell Ringing]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"Isn't that exciting?"
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"Token black panelist, Drederick Tatum."
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"- [ All Laughing ] - He's such a bitch."
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"- Sounds interesting. - You know, I spend all day alone with Maggie..."
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"- Miss Delaware. - She, uh--"
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"I'm auditioning for a play."
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"It's a musical version Of A Streetcar Na--"
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"- Hm. Well, I-I thought I told you. - Kids, back me up."
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"- I'm sorry, honey. - It's okay. We're none of us perfect."
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"- I didn't know you were an actor. - Oh, indeedily-doodily."
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"Hello! I am Llewellyn Sinclair."
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"and I have had three heart attacks."
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"Hm."
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"Little ol' Stanley me. [ Chuckles ]"
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"[ Weakly] "Stella. Stella!" [ Laughs ]"
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"You're all terrible!"
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"What you ladies don't understand is that Blanche..."
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"is a delicate flower being trampled by an uncouth lout--"
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"Clear the stage. This production is--"
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"rolls, chocolate cream parfait--"
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"- [ Gasps ] - Stop bothering my Blanche!"
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"Wow! My mother the actress."
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"Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?"
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"I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve."
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"# I'll twist this bottle in your face #"
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"- Gutter ball! - D'oh!"
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"Don't like to nap, eh? We have a place for babies like you-- the box!"
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"I'm sorry, Llewellyn, I just--"
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"Marge, can I get some change for the candy machine?"
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"- Oh, here! - [ Clattering ]"
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"Marge, every second you spend with this man..."
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"You can't let that happen."
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"[Yelling]"
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"Hallelujah! I've done it again!"
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"[ Cockney Accent ] An' I'll talk like 'is. Bob's yer uncle, mate."
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"My pudding is trapped forever!"
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"Hey, Marge!"
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"- [ Muttering Lines ] - So, what time does this play start?"
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"You know I would never do anything to hurt your feelings."
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"But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead-eyed suburbanites..."
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"#Where the Saints of football play#"
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"# Hear their hellish #"
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"####[Orchestra]"
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"# New Orleans #"
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"# New Orleans #"
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"[Woman] What's the matter, honey? Are you lost?"
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"#Without a dime ##"
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"I'm collecting for the Evening Star."
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"# Seduce this humble newsie #"
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"# Can't you hear me yell-a #"
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"Cool. She can fly."
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"Whoever you are, I have always depended..."
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"[ Together] Yea!"
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"You people out there, you're the stars."
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"[ With Accent ] Lookin' for a spot off un with the missus, hey, guv'nor?"
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"you could barely keep your selfish head up."
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"The poor thing ends up being hauled to the nuthouse..."
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"Well, at least that's what I thought."
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"I have a history of missing the point of stuff like this."
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[Troy McClure] Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada..."
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"it's the Miss American Girl Pageant."
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"Brought to you by:"
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"Smell like Streep For cheap!"
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"I'm your host, Troy McClure. And now, here come the ladies!"
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"- [ Applause ] - ## [ Singing ]"
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"[ Troy] Like Miss South Dakota."
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"Miss North Carolina."
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"Miss Indiana. Miss Alaska."
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"Kids, I won't be home tonight, so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwavable TV dinners."
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"- Uh-- - Okay."
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"I'm auditioning for a play."
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"It's a musical version Of A Street car Named Desire."
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"[ Troy] If you ask me, they're all winners!"
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"We'll be cutting our first 40 contestants right after this."
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"Let's take a minute to meet our distinguished panel of judges."
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"Skin-care consultant, Roweena."
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"Syndicated columnist, William F. George."
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"And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst-dressed lists."
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"Mr. Boswell, can you give us a sneak peek at this year's list?"
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"Memo to Goldie Hawn: cheerleading tryouts were 30 years ago."
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"Let's grow up, shall we?"
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"I haven't been in a play since high school..."
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"and I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults."
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"and sometimes it's like I don't even exist."
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"- Sounds interesting. - [ Groans ]"
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"It's time to name our five finalists..."
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"starting with... Miss Montana."
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"- [Applause] - A beaut from Butte."
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"- Miss South Carolina. - Nothin' could be finer."
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"- Good for her. - ## [ Singing Scales ]"
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"Marge, keep it down in there!"
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"Homer, my audition is in half--"
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"Hey, look, it's last year's winner, Debra Jo Smallwood!"
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"Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end."
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"And I'd like to apologize one last time..."
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"for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations."
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"## [ Classical ]"
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"Maggie, cut that racket!"
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"And where exactly Are you going?"
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"- Well, this is the first I've heard about it. - I told you several times."
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"Excuse me, Marge! I think that if you told me, I would remember."
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"- He's right, Mom. - Sorry."
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"Match point-- Homer."
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"- ####[Piano] - ####[Singers Warming Up]"
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"## [ Vocalizing ]"
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"- Well, howdy-do, neighbor. - Hi, Ned."
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"Uh, I've even been in Streetcar once before."
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"Mm-hmm. Just part of the fun Of going to an all-male school."
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"I have directed three plays in my career..."
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"That's how much I care."
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"I'm planning for a fourth."
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"Maybe I should have taken a nice calligraphy class."
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"Oh, forget about it. That Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic."
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