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Clips from Futurama - Parasites Lost (S03E03)

"Worms to battle stations!"
Futurama
"I had a great time today..."
Futurama
"- But can I "ax" you something? - Anything."
Futurama
"but every time I try, I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter..."
Futurama
"- even when it's not. - What is it? Is it about Bender?"
Futurama
"- No, it's about you and me. - And Bender?"
Futurama
"Bender's not involved."
Futurama
"Leela, I love you."
Futurama
"But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts."
Futurama
"I love you, Leela, and I always have."
Futurama
"Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful... Wait."
Futurama
"Recently? Like since you ate that toilet sandwich?"
Futurama
"Yeah. I don't know why, but my life really turned around that day."
Futurama
"Stay here."
Futurama
"The nerve is through here. Where's Zoidberg?"
Futurama
"- Ooh! - There it is!"
Futurama
"The pelvic splanchnic ganglion."
Futurama
"Leela! You're just in time to help."
Futurama
"If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel..."
Futurama
"that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them."
Futurama
"- I call it Caribbean Drano. - Fry will be stuck with the worms forever."
Futurama
"- Perfect. Haah! - Oh, oh!"
Futurama
"So? Did you ever stop to think that Fry is better off with worms?"
Futurama
"Oh, that's stupid!"
Futurama
"Hell, they are the best! Leela, how can I ever repay you for saving them?"
Futurama
"I'll think of something."
Futurama
"Hello! What's all this then?"
Futurama
"I'm thinking ofhaving a window installed."
Futurama
"Oh, that's the corniest thing I've ever heard. Let me show you the bedroom."
Futurama
"Wait. In a minute."
Futurama
"A holophonor?"
Futurama
"Only a few people in the whole universe can play that, and they're not very good at it."
Futurama
"I don't have words to say how wonderful you are, Fry."
Futurama
"I haven't felt this happy since double-soup Tuesday at the orphanarium."
Futurama
"When I'm with you, every day seems like double-soup Tuesday."
Futurama
"What is it?"
Futurama
"There's just something I have to find out."
Futurama
"- Who controls this bowel? - Who wants to know?"
Futurama
"I am the lord mayor of Cologne."
Futurama
"- You mean "Colon"? - State your business."
Futurama
"Your Excellency, have you ever been in love?"
Futurama
"No. I thought I was once, but then I remembered..."
Futurama
"our species reproduces with a cloud of spores."
Futurama
"That's why, with all due respect, I'm asking you to leave."
Futurama
"My ancestors came over here on the sandwich."
Futurama
"Everyone out of my body, or the brain gets it!"
Futurama
"He's bluffing. No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself."
Futurama
"No! Stop that! Stop it, man!"
Futurama
"but no more than a week of binge drinking or five minutes on a cell phone."
Futurama
"I was just working my way toward the medulla oblongata, control center of the heart and lungs."
Futurama
"- No! - Stop! - Wait a minute, man!"
Futurama
"I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living!"
Futurama
"Stop! We'll leave."
Futurama
"Yo."
Futurama
"I'm about to. Leela, let me play for you one more time."
Futurama
"You don't have to do that. I'm still seduced from before."
Futurama
"Please. It's important to me."
Futurama
"- What's that supposed to mean? - I don't know."
Futurama
"Wow! Did you see that vase break? It was all, like..."
Futurama
"- What's happened to you? - Nothing. I got rid of the worms."
Futurama
"- What? Why would you do that? - Leela, I had worms."
Futurama
"I needed to know who you loved, me or them."
Futurama
"Well, which of you wrote me that sonnet?"
Futurama
"I did! I think. It was probably about 50-50."
Futurama
"But that's how I really felt about you, I swear."
Futurama
"I don't know."
Futurama
"Please, give me a chance to be romantic on my own."
Futurama
"I've got a Baggie of massage oil, and I'm gonna give you my super back rub..."
Futurama
"just like I used to give Amy when I was going out with her..."
Futurama
"If it's any consolation, my life is great."
Futurama
"Babes, bucks... I got it all."
Futurama
"Well, at least I learned Leela's a lost cause. I give up."
Futurama
"Oh, marmalade!"
Futurama
"- So what is it this time? - Well, my lead pipe hurts a little."
Futurama
"Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either."
Futurama
"Is everyone present?"
Futurama
"- We gotta get someplace where he won't stick his finger. - It's hopeless! Abandon ship!"
Futurama
"I learned it from a decongestant commercial."
Futurama
"We made it!"
Futurama
"Please. I need something to settle my stomach."
Futurama
"Listen, you! I was born here."
Futurama
"You've damaged your brain, Universe..."
Futurama
"And if I kill myself, you die with me."
Futurama
"You'll be crawlin' with us again."
Futurama
"Ever wonder what makes "special sauce" so special?"
Futurama
"- There ya go! - Good night."
Futurama
"And, uh, you wanna back off of them hogs?"
Futurama
"- Can't you just shrink us? - Oh, my, no."
Futurama
"Ahh, the stomach... scenic gateway to the bowel."
Futurama
"Whoa-oh-oh-ohs!"
Futurama
"in this!"
Futurama
"Quick! We can escape through that nasal capillary into the sinus."
Futurama
"Leela, you ignorant dope! Now the worms will be in Fry forever."
Futurama
"- Ooh! - Wow!"
Futurama
"Oh, man. Come on!"
Futurama
"- Wow! - Worms?"
Futurama
"- You do? - Yes."
Futurama
"Aah!"
Futurama
"I'll tell Fry to wash out, among other things, his ear."
Futurama
"Ouch!"
Futurama
"Brace yourselves, everyone."
Futurama
"Ah! More meat than a cow!"
Futurama
"Come on. We gotta go fix the plasma-fusion boiler."
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Curious how an aromatic chain of hydrocarbons can evoke our deepest emotions. For you."
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"Yippee-ki-yay! You'll never guess where I've been!"
Futurama
"but I need to know if it's really me she loves, or just what you worms have made of me."
Futurama
"Oh, Fry. I love what you've become."
Futurama
"- Haah! Hmm? - Huuh!"
Futurama
"Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow!"
Futurama
"No! Fry can't know anything about the mission."
Futurama
"They know everything he knows."
Futurama
"If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge."
Futurama
"No! Don't give up now. We're but a stone's throw from the pyloric sphincter."
Futurama
"Uh, 10-4. 'Bout five miles or so. Ten, roger."
Futurama
"What's that black cracker?"
Futurama
"Hmm."
Futurama
"Hmm. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera."
Futurama
"Ah, um, um!"
Futurama
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