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Clips from The Simpsons - Kill Gil, Volumes I & II (S18E18)

"but one with a warm,loyal heart."
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"Well, sir, a fellow like that"
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"It would go great with his collection of Art Deco..."
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"Shut up, shut up!There he is."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Oh-ho. Never you mind, Mr. Nosey."
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"'Cause I'm not."
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"Well, uh..."
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"what can ol' Santa bring you for Christmas, son?"
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"I want a dirt bike,"
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"one of those video gamechairs that vibrate..."
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"Dad, he's not the real Santa."
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"We can't afford that stuff."
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"Shut up.Shut up. Shut up!"
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"I better go after him."
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"What I want can't be bought at any store."
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"Oh, what is it, sweetie?"
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"Peace on earth?"
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"What? No!"
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"But also, the Malibu Stacy Pony Beach Party Set"
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"with Sparkle Sand."
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"It's sold out everywhere."
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"You know,"
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"Santa thinks he saw an extra Beach Party Set"
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"sitting back in the stockroom there."
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"Really?"
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"Y-you just wait here."
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"Let me go check,Sugar plum."
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"Oh, thank you,thank you, thank you!"
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"Well, her smile made mine."
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"Gil!"
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"I've been on the payroll here since May,"
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"and I'd really like"
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"to start working in Ladies Shoes."
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"Not literally, of course."
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"I... I couldn't walk very fast,"
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"though I'd learn if that's what it takes."
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"Did you sell the Malibu Stacy set I put aside?"
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"It was for my daughter!"
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"You nitwit!"
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"I want my dolly!"
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"You nitwit!"
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"Now get back that toy."
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"Gee, I'm sorry, sir."
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"Taking back that doll would break"
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"a little girl's heart on Christmas Eve."
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"I made a lot of mistakes in mylife, but I would never do that."
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"Well, then, you're..."
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"But I..."
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"Aw."
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"Oh, you poor man."
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"Fired on Christmas Eve."
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"Please, Santa?"
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"Well, let me check the bus schedule here."
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"If I get it...make a transfer there."
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"Well, I could be there by 2:00 a.m."
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"That's swell."
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"Could you swing by my ex-wife's place?"
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"I want her to see me riding in a car."
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"And a partridge in a..."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Well, I guess ol' Gil should skedaddle."
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"You can't go home tonight."
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"It's cold.It's late."
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"Yeah, maybe I should spend the night here, too."
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"You're getting a cab, old man."
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"In fact, I believe I see it now."
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"But I haven't given you a present."
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"Well, since I'staying,how about another song?"
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"Jazzin' around the Christmas tree"
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"I didn't think it would ever come, but it did!"
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"What is all this?"
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"Well, I figured since you invited me to stay,"
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"I might as well go down to the bus locker and get my stuff."
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"Oh."
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"Marge, we have a problem here."
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"Grumply, grumply groo,your blood will make my stew."
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"Do you think that's the same Grumple"
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"from the ice show?"
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"Because I do."
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"Huh?"
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"They're always running!"
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"I'll tell you why:Christian charity."
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"Christian Charity?"
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"What does a porn star have to do with this?"
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"He's gotta go."
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"I promise you he'll leave after today."
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"Really? Who's gonna make him?"
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"I will."
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"He sure has a lot of markers that don't work."
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"Well, I got something."
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"or as I like to call it,a "Christmas kiss.""
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"Really?"
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"You're gonna put me out on Christmas day, huh?"
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"I just hope that weird priest with the runny eye"
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"ain't serving soup,'cause they..."
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"Lower the boom."
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"Has the boom been lowered?"
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"D'oh..."
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"Appearing in their first Rose Parade,"
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"the marching band from Altoona, Pennsylvania"
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"playing "Rachel's Theme" from Batman Begins."
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"Hey-ya, Marge,Happy New Year. You make any resolutions?"
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"Yes. One... involving you."
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"What a coincidence! I made one, too."
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"And move it over to thatrecliner by the phone"
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"'cause I'm expecting a call any minute now from my old boss at Jackpot Realty,"
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"asking me take over the Scottsdale office."
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"Oh, yeah. That desert air's gonna give the ol' one-two"
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"to my bronchitis."
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"Oh... boy."
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"Ah, thank you, Marge."
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"You know, those floats should really slow down"
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"and savor it, 'cause your lifecan go to Hell pretty quick."
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"He's still in need. We have to let him stay."
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"Oh, that's it. We're changing doctors."
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"Marge, admit it."
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"You just can't say "no" to anyone."
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"That's why you have three kids."
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"It all started when I was seven."
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