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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.4 (S02E02)

"Four and a half? It's beautiful poster."
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"We could add a pack of gum."
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"[crowd murmuring excitedly]"
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"Out of the way! I'm trying to get somewhere quickly."
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"Mr. Poe?"
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"[Eleanora] "Baudelaire Orphans Covered in Ashes!""
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"Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about this!"
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"There's no time to explain. You need to give us a ride."
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"I don't know, dear. It says the auction is invitation only."
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"Oh, no. It's a charitable function, so let's be charitable."
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"- In old country, fish is called seafood. - [Esmé] Good point, Gunther."
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"The catalog lists a solid gold salmon,"
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"but we threw that in the garbage now that herring is in."
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"We need to bid on an item."
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"Oh... I don't think so."
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"but I can't condone spending large sums of money on frivolous items."
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"Enjoy the show."
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"Halt there. You're not on the list."
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"Olaf wants us captured. If you let us in..."
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"Eight and a half from Mr. Fellini."
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"I'd like to bid on that red herring for Herring Houdini, where I work."
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"Can't you bid on it for us? Our friends' lives depend on it."
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"You shouldn't use hyperbole. But I could make a modest bid."
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"Larry Your-Waiter. Did you get past the bouncer?"
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"Not yet. He has to let me in. I'm on the list."
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"[Jacques] Our agents infiltrated the auction."
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"If we hurry, we can help."
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"This lengthy chronicle of woe and unpleasantness ends today."
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"VFD, of course, needs no introduction, as is known all over the world"
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"- Parsley soda? - [gasps]"
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"Ladies, please turn the box around on all sides"
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"so everyone can see all of the angles."
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"Actually, I identify as a man."
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"Where is women of advanced age, please? And the other guy?"
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"Very well, please. What is first bid, please?"
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"I bid 20."
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"- You're bidding against me. - It'd look nice in the powder room."
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"- Seventy. - Eighty."
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"- Please, Mr. Poe. - Very well, then."
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"One hundred. And that's my final offer!"
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"- 112. - 113."
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"- 119. - 121."
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"- It is? - Yes!"
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"- [crowd gasps] - What do I care? It's not my money."
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"- I don't want to spoil you. - Let someone else have a turn."
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"I have bid of 200, please, from someone who will be yelled at later."
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"- Pack it up and take it away, please. - [Jerome] Not so fast."
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"- Jerome? - Yes, darling. I'm sorry I'm late."
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"I could not get off the sofa. It must have been something I ate."
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Jerome,"
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"and I am proudly a legal guardian of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire."
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"In the short time they have been under my care,"
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"I have been impressed with their intelligence,"
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"their fortitude and their charm."
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"They're noble children, like their parents."
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"Love of my life, don't be an idiot."
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"You don't know what is going on. 205."
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"Esmé, love of my life, I am tired of being treated this way. 206."
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"Well, maybe I'm tired of you! 207!"
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"I'm tired of failure and hopelessness in the face of treachery and doom! 209!"
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"212!"
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"Snicket."
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"You're not on the list. 213!"
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"I have a splitting headache. 214 and a half!"
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"I have a degree in welterweight boxing. 215!"
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"So do we! 216!"
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"A quarter past 11:00."
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"I got quarter past 11:00 from person I no longer have to yell at!"
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"She said 1,000."
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"[all] Oh!"
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"[as Gunther] Please. Let the little baby give the big money to the pretty lady,"
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"and the auction is over."
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"How dare you?"
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"- What's illegal is auctioning children. - Not everywhere."
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"The Quagmires? Wait till the readers of the Daily Punctilio hear about this!"
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"- Isadora! - Quagmires! Quagmires!"
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"[laughing]"
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"Of course! "Very fancy doilies." What else could VFD stand for?"
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"They're dirty and their clothes are frayed."
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"- So are his! - Frayed? I'm afraid not."
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"[Eleanora] Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio read about this!"
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"[crowd gasping]"
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"Calm down, everyone! Don't blame foreigners for your problems."
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"He's not a foreigner! He's from the same country as we're in right now!"
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"He's a criminal. That's enough."
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"Klaus is right! He's the subject of a citywide manhunt!"
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"not to mention hours of negotiations at Mulctuary Money Management."
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"[Esmé] Wait! Before you rush to judgment, there's something I need to share."
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"All my life, I've climbed the ladder of success"
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"armed only with ruthless ambition and a large inheritance."
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"to become the city's sixth most important financial advisor,"
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"I had the whole world at my remarkably small feet. And yet..."
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"I had a feeling there was something missing."
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"[all] Aw!"
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"It was Count Olaf! He's a genius! He's a wonderful acting coach!"
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"helping me pursue single-minded, cold-hearted,"
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"perhaps slightly overzealous revenge."
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"The handsomest, innest man in town."
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"How could you say something like that? You're my wife!"
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"[as Olaf] How right you are. We're not in."
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"We're out. Out of the city, that is! Come on, Esmé!"
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"Don't let the despicable man escape for a sixth time!"
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"- It's all over. - Veblen Hall is the end of the line."
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"[screams]"
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""Veblen Hall Out, Milton Friedman Hall In!""
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"No. No!"
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"We better clear out before we're swimming upstream."
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"- [Olivia] What about Olaf? - [Jacques] I know where to find him."
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"[laughs]"
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"But you said the Quagmires were inside that box of doilies."
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"- It was a red herring. - It was a red herring."
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"For instance, if I told you that two brave and noble volunteers"
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"were giving chase to Count Olaf and his kidnapping victims..."
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"- By George! - Heavens to Betsy!"
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"If I told you the city's most prominent journalists"
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"and banking vice presidents were also giving chase..."
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"Wait until the readers of the Daily Punctilio"
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"hear about whatever just happened."
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"That would be a red herring."
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"It would imply the Quagmires were about to be rescued,"
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