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Clips from Friends - The One with the Butt (S01E01)

"This is so exciting!"
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"We came on the wrong night."
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"The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud, it's Freud!"
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"...your problem is quite clear."
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"...to have something else to do?"
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"Hello!"
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"She's amazing! She makes the women I dream about look like fat, bald men."
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"He couldn't get a woman like that in a million years."
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"I can't believe I'm considering this."
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"Here goes."
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"Stand back, everyone. Incoming ego shrapnel."
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"All right, I can do this."
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"Hi!"
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"Yes, you said that."
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"Yes! Yes, I did. But what I didn't say...."
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"- You're right. - We saw your head."
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"Awful play, man!"
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"Her name's Aurora. She's Italian and she pronounces my name "Chandler.""
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"An agency left its card. They wanna sign me!"
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""Loved your work. Call me a sap.""
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"Hi. I'm here to see Estelle Leonard."
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"- You're Estelle? - I know..."
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"- Miss Leonard, I'm so - Oh, boy."
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"- T ry to look through it. - Unfocus your eyes."
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"I can't not see it now."
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"I've never met anyone like her. She's had an amazing life!"
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"What about you? T ell me a story."
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"Suddenly, we realized we were in Yemen."
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"Who's Rick?"
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"...sliding your foot so far up my leg you can count the change in my pocket?"
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"...and none of the responsibility."
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"Yeah. Yeah, it is."
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"When I'm with a woman, I need to know..."
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"...I'm going out with more people than her."
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"So I went another way."
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"All right. There's a theory put forth by Richard Leakey"
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"What do you think?"
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"Well, it looks good there too."
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"Let's leave it there for a while."
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"Remember, I lived with you? You were a little...."
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"But hey, I can be a kook!"
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"Imagine this."
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"The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away."
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"Why would someone do that?"
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"But I would be fine with that."
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"Monica, you're Mom."
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"Okay, I'll be there."
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""Out of order? You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!""
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"You're.... What?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It's a real Pacino movie and that's big!"
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"After years of struggling you've cracked your way into show business."
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"- This is a big break for me! - You're right. It is."
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"Don't ever tell me what you did in there."
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"Thank you."
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"- You don't wanna go in there! - Come on, we're roommates."
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"My eyes! My eyes!"
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"Oh, that would be Monica."
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"Can I borrow stuff? I wanna make Aurora breakfast."
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"Excuse me? Can they warm it up? I'm concerned about goose bumps."
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"And action!"
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"No, that was clenching."
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"The way I see it, the guy's upset here, you know?"
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"I think his butt would be angry here."
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"But if you have to ask...."
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"God, I love these fingers."
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"Look at them. Look at how happy they are."
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"- I have to. - Look, she's leaving."
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"I know there'll be moments..."
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"- And Andrew is? - He's..."
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"No, that's not exactly what I was"
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"- So, what do you want? - You."
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"- What do you mean? - Lose the other guys."
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"Like, all of them?"
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"Come on, we're great together. Why not?"
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"But there's this other guy."
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"The guy who wells up when the Grinch's heart grows..."
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"He's saying, you know, "This is too hard. Get out!""
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"Which one?"
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"The second guy."
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"I see."
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"Call me if you change your mind."
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"T ell me why you did this again?"
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"It felt like a "big guy" moment."
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"I got fired!"
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"...and I finally get my shot, and I blow it!"
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""I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey T ribbiani's ass!""
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"She is a kook."
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"If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes."
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"But then everyone will know."
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"- All you want is a dinkle - Not that song!"
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"All you want is a dinkle"
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"You can spot someone who's never seen his plays."
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""The role of man number three will not be played by Vic Shapiro.""
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"I can't believe I forgot a magazine."
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"- Come on, this might be good. - I don't know."
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"Magic is about to happen!"
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"And I would have to say..."
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"All you want is a dinkle"
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"What you envy's a schwang"
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"To play with or simply let hang"
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"Ross, 10:00."
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"Is it? It feels like 2."
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"- No, 10:00! - What?"
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"There's a beautiful woman at 8, 9, 10:00!"
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"Go over. She's not with anyone."
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"And what would my opening line be? Excuse me...."
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"Come on, she's a person. You can do it."
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"Could she be more out of my league? Back me up."
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"You always see these beautiful women with "nothing" guys."
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"Absolutely!"
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"- I'm very aware of my tongue. - Come on."
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"- Yes? - Hi."
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"...Chandler."
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"Chandler is my name and...."
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"What I wanted to say was..."
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"...would you like to go out with me? Thank you. Good night."
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"- I didn't know you could dance! - You were in a play!"
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"It wasn't that bad. I was the lead."
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"It was better than the troll thing. At least you got to see my head."
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