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Clips from 30 Rock - Mazel Tov, Dummies! (S07E07)

"and I'm going to put on deodorant,"
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"and you're going to wear a suit"
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"that makes you look like a little marzipan candy man."
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"So let's go, people. It's my special day."
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"Tracy. Tracy."
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"Harriet?"
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"What is this place?"
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"I grew up interior Maryland slave shack, the year 18."
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"Really? Is that what you think I did?"
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"I only read the first page of the script."
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"Use context clues."
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"Whatever. I'm dead now."
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"Oh, no, Tracy. You're not dead."
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"I told you, we're in your mind."
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"like your boss, Jim Dennison..."
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"Oh, come on. You know that's wrong."
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"Wait a minute."
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"If this is my mind, I should be able to control you."
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"No, no, that only works in dreams."
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"Eat a corn on the cob, and make it sexy."
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"I'm going to have to keep on living forever now."
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"It doesn't matter if you're healthy."
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"At any moment, you could still get hit by a cab"
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"just crossing the street."
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"I could fall into a manhole,"
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"or I could forget my chimpanzee's birthday."
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"Wake up."
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"Okay, good, 'cause I'm kind of in a rush."
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"Liz Lemon is getting married today."
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"Harry Truman was right."
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"Okay."
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"The next project is going to be"
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"toofer's Harriet Tubman movie."
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"Are you sure, Tray? It's pretty boring."
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"'Cause it's the most irresponsible choice I can make."
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"No one's going to want to see it."
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"Now let's go buy a blimp to scout locations."
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"It's about time, Lemon."
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"Am I depressed?"
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"Later."
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"Black Dennis, start the car."
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"But your hair."
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"I'm a princess."
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"And will you be exchanging rings?"
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"Tito was a drug dealer the police shot in the face."
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"It's perfect."
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""'But you see, ' said roark quietly,"
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"'I've chosen the work I want to do."
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"in the best way possible to me.'""
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"♪ I found you just in time ♪"
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"♪ that lovely day"
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow."
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"Lemon, earlier today,"
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"I took a hard look at where life has led me,"
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"But now, looking at you, I realize..."
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"That anything's possible?"
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"I'm just saying, from a grateful nation,"
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"There's hope for us all."
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"♪ I've got that string around my finger ♪"
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"Oh!"
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"Obviously he's going to be an athlete,"
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"yeah, they let me and my wife adopt a baby."
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"I recognize you two. Did we have a four-way?"
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"Later days, dummies."
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"one young man dared to be different."
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"to the YouTube clip, "Man loses pants on trampoline.""
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"- Doy. - Er."
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"Blammo. Engaged."
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"Top gun style."
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"He owes me a favor."
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"And you can wear that wedding dress that you bought..."
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"In my own way."
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"let's look at your test results."
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"No, it's not."
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"buying exotic sharks, forgetting to feed them,"
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"and then trying to hug them."
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"40, maybe 50."
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"Ah, why don't you both have a seat?"
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"Fine, but according to the contest rules."
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"I've done the math, and taking into account"
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"I've calculated that she's worth $800,000."
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"A seventh grade education, hepatitis D,"
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"♪ don't get around much anymore ♪"
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"Don't hide from Shanice."
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"I'll get us some witnesses, and then we'll get married,"
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"Ooh-wee!"
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"Yeah, 'cause we were wearing them when we first..."
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"Yeah, you know, I just thought"
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"just in case you came to your senses."
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"You can walk away from me all day, you little tiger cub."
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""Nice turtleneck.""
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"to have a witness we actually know."
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"Of course, it had to be someone"
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"No, no, no. You didn't."
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"You're Jewish, right, Liz?"
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"You forgot your birth certificate,"
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"If you can't take this seriously,"
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"It's not the most important day of my life."
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"or the time I got a sleeve of starburst with all pink,"
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"those were all more important days."
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"No, it's not. It's the worst,"
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"He never got enough time in his garden before he passed."
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"Page one."
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"We aren't so different, you and I."
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"You grew up in the Bronx."
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"Anything's possible."
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"Navy, gray, maroon, gray..."
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"and a pair you can do something with."
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"It's a Harriet Tubman biopic, entitled the Moses of Maryland..."
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"For 500 surge points, I got this leather jacket."
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"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with you at all."
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"I don't need a special day."
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"Okay, well, then, look at me."
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"But now, I'm sitting here"
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"It's time to go now."
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"Hopefully no relation."
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"Sol Rosenbear and I would like to thank everyone"
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"and we get disco fries for breakfast,"
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"I'll buy it."
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""O. J., where are you?" And he was like,"
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