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Clips from 30 Rock - Mazel Tov, Dummies! (S07E07)

"I don't need any scams."
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"and it's going great."
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"so I only gotta save up for, like, one year of college."
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"Wait, they let you adopt a baby?"
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"If by "they," you mean those guys or whatever,"
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"You remember Megan Duffy? Maiden name Duffy..."
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"No, St. Paddy's Day, remember, honey?"
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"didn't want to wreck her boobs."
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"Couple months later, boom. We got Black Dennis."
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"His name is Black Dennis? That is racist."
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"The guy with the black son is racist."
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"21st century family coming through."
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"This is the new normal."
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"Tray, have you read any of these movie scripts yet?"
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"Yeah, I read the one about a handsome genius"
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"who lied to two idiots about reading scripts."
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""dammit I'll pick a name later dotcom productions.""
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"Okay, it's almost 11:00."
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"Please send in my 8:00."
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"a middle-aged divorcee falls in love"
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"with a lazy pervert who's into hats."
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"Sorry, I was talking on my Bluetooth"
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"to a guy at the octopus auction."
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"I hate your idea."
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"Tracy, NBC Universal has acquired the film rights"
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"Running a movie studio is exhausting."
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"I need a nap."
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"Dotcom, tell us your most interesting story."
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"Sorry, Tray."
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"Great. Worst day ever."
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"I mean, my name has been on adoption lists for years."
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"But Dennis Duffy gets a baby because he's married?"
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"It's idiotic."
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"- I don't think so, Liz. - Really? So handsome."
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"The point is, anyone can get married."
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"What, all of a sudden you're a better parent"
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"because you signed a piece of paper?"
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"Yeah, we're as committed to each other"
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"as any married couple."
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"We live together, we love each other."
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"I ignore it when you eat popsicles"
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"by biting them with your teeth, which is insane..."
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"I love popsicles."
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"We might as well be married, so..."
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"So let's do it."
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"Are we getting married?"
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"Yeah, let's do this."
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"We get a license today, get married tomorrow."
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"But the sheik who won me in that poker game was beheaded."
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"No, do you remember in 1994,"
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"you made a commercial for Surge cola?"
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"Oh yeah?"
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"For a million points, he got me."
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"Oh, I remember that."
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"My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up after that shoot,"
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"and now I have one million surge points."
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"Lemon, that is wonderful. To Criss, right?"
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"This isn't one of those Internet marriage scams"
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"where they prey on the elderly?"
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"Yes, to Criss."
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"Then wonderful."
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"I mean, it's just a..."
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"Oh, my God, this is the best hug I've ever had."
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"We're going down to city hall tomorrow."
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"It's no big whoop."
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"But it should be a very big whoop."
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"Plan a real wedding."
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"I had forgotten to stock up on toilet paper,"
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"I got it."
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"I don't want a "special day.""
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"I don't want to be a princess."
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"But Lemon, you were a little girl once."
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"my previous relationship with gopher,"
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"once we reach Puerto Vallarta."
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"I realized a long time ago that weddings aren't about love."
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"They're just a giant industry that preys on gender stereotypes"
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"to make adult women spend a ton of money"
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"and act like selfish children."
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"I mean, have you seen Wedding bitches on Bravo?"
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"Maybe there's not going to be a wedding."
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"You're ruining my special day."
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"Ma, what the are you wearing?"
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"I remember when Bravo used to air operas."
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"I reject the wedding industry's"
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"phallocentric fairy tale grotesquerie."
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"So tomorrow, Liz Lemon is getting married"
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"Oh, for God's sakes, Lemon,"
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"Think about that kid you're trying to adopt."
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"What will you tell him if he asks to see pictures?"
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"I will tell her or it that I took an amazing stand"
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"against the wedding industrial complex."
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"We are registered at Popcorn Palace."
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"Now that I've finished"
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"with my handwriting sample for the FBI,"
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"I guess we've replaced"
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"so much of you over the years"
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"but you're healthy."
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"No, this isn't happening."
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"This is good news."
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"I always assumed I'd die young,"
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"because, you know, I look so much like James Dean."
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"That's why I'm always breaking the law,"
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"I couldn't do cool stuff like that"
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"if I knew I'd be alive for..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Look, I'm not happy about this, either."
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"The money I've made off your health problems"
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"I'm going to have to start living like there's a tomorrow."
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"Open an I.R.A. Brush my teeth."
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"Drink eight glasses a day of that stuff."
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"You know, clear bathtub juice?"
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"Tracy, I'm afraid I don't have a pamphlet"
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"I'll take it."
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"To make a long story short,"
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"to live in a birdcage he built."
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"You may sit."
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"for someone to own another human being."
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"Either I collect my prize, or her equivalent cash value."
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"Ah, I see."
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"Terry, is this true?"
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