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Clips from 30 Rock - Mazel Tov, Dummies! (S07E07)

"Hey, come on. This is a win-win."
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"'cause we're sad."
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"- Hey, Dennis. - Hey, buddy."
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"Yeah, we decided to adopt"
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"'cause Megan's real career oriented right now,"
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"You have pitch meetings all morning."
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"In a world with too much freedom,"
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"How would you like to be the voice of gaboing,"
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"the evil wizard who would take jumping away from jumpland?"
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"The next item on the agenda is your insurance physical."
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"You know who else was married? Ted Bundy."
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"Let's get married, like every other idiot on Earth."
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"What?"
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"For 100 surge points, I got these shades."
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"I can beat that."
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""wait, you're alive? Then who did I kill?""
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"For 17 years, I've been buying up old cases of surge cola,"
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"And that means I own you."
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"Hey, Jack. Do I look positively glowing?"
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"Well, you do have the wind-battered face"
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"of a New England cod fisherman, if that's what you're asking."
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"No, I'm getting married. Jeez."
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"No, but the wedding is not a deal."
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"I know."
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"Lemon, this is your special day."
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"I'll get Tony Bennett to sing."
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"I saved his life in an illegal pai gow game once."
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"but I had remembered to stock up on seven layer dip..."
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"You know, I just don't care about this stuff."
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"Didn't you dream about your wedding?"
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"for coming to our destination wedding"
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"Unfortunately, Sol has discovered"
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"so he will be seeking an annulment"
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"in a sweatshirt, no bra."
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"don't take a stand about your own wedding."
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"All right."
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"Oh, this is puzzling, Tracy."
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"What?"
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"that you're maybe not you anymore,"
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"And that gave me the freedom to live without consequences."
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"How many years, Dr. Spaceman?"
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"has put me almost all the way through medical school."
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"to help you get through this."
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"of drawings of vaginas."
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"I need to be let out of my TGS contract."
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"I'm moving to Arizona to be with my new slave master, Terry,"
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"Now, Terry, I suspect you know it's illegal"
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"So you'd be just as happy with the money."
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"She's an emotional train wreck."
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"♪ Couldn't bear it without you ♪"
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"Jeez, I feel like we're at a Deli."
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"Okay, you take our paperwork to the clerk,"
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"You really didn't invite anyone to your wedding?"
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"No, I mean, who cares, right?"
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"You guys are wearing mets T-shirts."
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"This is the greatest day of my life."
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"Now, let me guess."
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"You guys are dressed like that 'cause you met at a laundromat"
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"there'd be more people here in gym clothes"
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"Look, we don't have to do it this way."
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"so if you want your special day..."
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"When they said, "you may now kiss the bride,""
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"Oh, also, I told him you're Italian,"
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"I'll get some witnesses,"
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"without consulting me."
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"I work at the marriage bureau, but I'll never get married."
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"I didn't want anyone to see me like this, she lied."
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"In this market, $2,000 is more than respectable."
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"Oh, God."
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"And thank you again."
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"either fighting or having sex."
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"with nothing to do on a Wednesday afternoon..."
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"Mazel tov, dummies."
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"you invited Dennis."
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"Getting my show picked up, or meeting you,"
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"I have been sure for a long time"
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"and I was fine with it."
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"It's stupid. It doesn't matter."
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"And why did I find this hidden under your underwear ball?"
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"Sol Rosenbear."
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"God, do you have any idea"
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"how hard it was to get you to admit that?"
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""Let's invite Dennis.""
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"The Moses of Maryland."
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"Tracy, it's me, Harriet Tubman."
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"Don't you know? It's your mind."
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"And while I dreamed of becoming"
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"the first woman to surf around the world..."
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"Why else would Harriet Tubman look and sound"
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"Right."
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"So there's still many ways I could die."
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"Oh my God, Tracy. Are you okay?"
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"I'm getting married."
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"Liz Lemon's getting married?"
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"I read it in the bath on one of my Grizz days."
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"It's perfect."
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"A super expensive period piece starring a middle aged woman."
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"Oh, you'll do quite nicely."
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"What? It's the only white dress I own."
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"Do you take this lady as your wife?"
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"- I do. - Do you take this man..."
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"♪ For love came just in time ♪"
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"Oh, my lip is caught on the grill."
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"♪ I'm sitting on a rainbow ♪"
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"♪ I've got the string around my finger ♪"
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"I've got cheekbones,"
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"thank you, Liz Lemon."
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"♪ I'm in love"
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"I don't want to look."
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"If it's positive, awesome. We're having a baby."
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"If it's negative, awesome."
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"I bet it's me. All those years trying to get"
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"on America's funniest home videos."
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"Ah!"
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"It's just not fair."
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"I mean, that guy gets a baby?"
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"What kind of idiot gives a little kid orange soda?"
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"Hey, dummies."
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"Why do you have a baby? Is this a scam?"
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