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Clips from Family Guy - One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (S03E03)

"Oh, God, no. It's an H sound, you moron. H! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Family Guy
"- Ew. Your breath smells like kitty litter. - I was curious!"
Family Guy
"- Our husbands couldn't have done this. - Cleveland can't even light the damn hibachi."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. Where can I find Nigel Pinchley?"
Family Guy
"I'm from Quahog Insurance. I have a cheque for him."
Family Guy
"- Five million dollars?! - He took out a policy just before the fire."
Family Guy
"Doesn't that strike you as a little suspicious?"
Family Guy
"No, not really. In fact, it seems to happen all the time."
Family Guy
"- Oh, no. Here comes Steve! - I haven't forgot about you boys."
Family Guy
"Saturday night at midnight. You're dead. All of you are dead."
Family Guy
"Midnight on Saturday? Thank God! We can still be in the talent show."
Family Guy
"From the top, boys. A-five, six, seven, eight."
Family Guy
"- How do you do? - What did you say?"
Family Guy
""The life of the wife is ended by the knife. ""
Family Guy
"I think she's got it. I think she's got it!"
Family Guy
""The life of the wife is ended by the knife"
Family Guy
"By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!"
Family Guy
"Now, what ends her wretched life?"
Family Guy
""The knife, the knife"
Family Guy
"And where's that bloody knife?"
Family Guy
"Bravo, Eliza!"
Family Guy
""The life of the wife is ended by the knife"
Family Guy
"There he is. We need to search the house for evidence, but one of us has to distract Nigel."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't."
Family Guy
"What about Loretta? Nigel looks like he's down with the swirl."
Family Guy
"There you are, Lois. Shall I give you the grand tour and show you my... private quarters?"
Family Guy
"- I'd love to. - I must say, you look absolutely..."
Family Guy
"mmm... mmm... mm-mm-mm."
Family Guy
"Don't be shy, lambie lamb."
Family Guy
"This is my study, where I... study things that arouse my interest."
Family Guy
"Oh, good. The girls are in place."
Family Guy
"Oh, Nigel. Since Peter's been gone, I've been searching for someone new."
Family Guy
"You know? Someone with a sense of danger and adventure."
Family Guy
"- I once played cricket without shin guards. - Oh, I love a reckless man."
Family Guy
"One time I went up to this bloke's flat, rang the bell and ran like Sebastian Coe."
Family Guy
"More! Tell me more!"
Family Guy
"I burned down my pub for the insurance money and framed your husband."
Family Guy
"I knew it! And what's more, I have witnesses. Bonnie."
Family Guy
"Demond Wilson from Sanford and Son? What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, love. Better luck next time."
Family Guy
"Mr Pinchley, I heard everything."
Family Guy
"And what you've done is a textbook example of insurance... fra-ud?"
Family Guy
"Bloody hell."
Family Guy
"- Why the devil were you in the closet? - I came with Demond."
Family Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Eliza Pinchley."
Family Guy
"Psst. You. Dogbert. Down here. Get a front-row seat for this one."
Family Guy
"How kind of you all to come."
Family Guy
"Magnificent!"
Family Guy
"Old sport, why don't you pull your face from your loins and bury it into some humble pie?"
Family Guy
"Bloody 'ell! I've gone and wet meself."
Family Guy
"- I'm telling. - I... No! I said "vacuum"!"
Family Guy
"- Hurry, Peter. Steve'll be here in five minutes. - Oh, crap. We're dead."
Family Guy
"This is the end, boys."
Family Guy
"Looks like our next stop is a corner booth in a bar in heaven."
Family Guy
"Peter, Nigel confessed. You're free!"
Family Guy
"You hear that, guys? We're free!"
Family Guy
"Get ready to die! Oh."
Family Guy
"I wonder what this feels like."
Family Guy
"Ow! That hurts!"
Family Guy
"Horace, I never thought I'd see you or The Clam again."
Family Guy
"Florida stunk."
Family Guy
"Alligator mounted me when I wasn't lookin'. Laid eggs in my lower intestine."
Family Guy
"But you're all thirsty. I'll bore you another time."
Family Guy
"Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV."
Family Guy
"Or as entertaining."
Family Guy
"I don't know where I'm goin' with this. But thanks."
Family Guy
"I guess that lousy Nigel learned his lesson. Whatever he gets is too good for him."
Family Guy
"If it takes the rest of my life, I shall see that she suffers a slow and painful death. Eliza."
Family Guy
"Excellent. Here, have a look."
Family Guy
"Good. Good."
Family Guy
"No pictures at all!"
Family Guy
""He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"I mean, they're gonna be disappointed when they find out I'm not gay, but wow."
Family Guy