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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Save Jj's (S07E07)

"in the ballots provided."
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"And pay for the cake you already ate."
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"That was a joke cake I got"
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"from the grocery store to weed out low-quality palates."
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"Donna has chosen me to be the butler of honor at her wedding."
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"Now granted, butler of honor is a term I made up,"
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"That's why I'm about to give her a surprise bigger"
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"Treat yo' self!"
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"Seating is going to be organized by income and sexual history."
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"is the last time that we will be peeking inside your computers."
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"Wow. Gryzzl is scrambling."
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"Okay, for what I hope is the last time,"
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"Okay, our new proposal will ask them to split the land."
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"Gryzzl will take half for their campus,"
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"and I would never reveal classified information."
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"Do you have to say that every time?"
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"Ron and I had a little falling out,"
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"Looks like Newport Trust is making an announcement."
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"in no uncertain terms,"
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"So we are officially jumping the gun"
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"How about we go drown our sorrows in some waffles?"
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"It's gonna be hella fun."
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"Maybe we just go as, uh..."
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"as work friends."
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"Let's hit it, Donna."
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"you just had with Lucy?"
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"Well, where is Bluntz taking us?"
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"That's 'cause we're not going to the mall."
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"We're finally gonna do something we've always talked about."
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"No way."
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"♪ In Beverly Hills! ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"All I wanted was 25 square miles of land"
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"given to me for free."
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"I'm happy with some of the changes"
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"that Pawnee has gone through."
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"We have pressed juice bars and yoga studios and a pet hotel."
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"One place asked me if I wanted kale in my milkshake."
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"and your failure as a businessman"
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"didn't even give me a chance to re-up the lease."
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"Enough is enough."
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"JJ... Is something wrong?"
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"Here it is."
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"with whatever method of communication"
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"I'm on it. Andy?"
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"No."
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"Awesome. Even better."
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"Dynamic duo get together one more time"
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"than bacon and eggs."
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"Oh, well..."
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"Can I help you?"
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"The appointment should be under Karate."
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"Occasionally on my show, we deal with real issues"
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"But I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to go."
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"Hmm?"
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"When do we want it?"
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"This could be bad for business."
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"Not to brag,"
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"♪ What you got to say? ♪"
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"Usher's star!"
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"Custom art starts at 250."
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"surrounded by their own set of tiny-ass diamonds."
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"Thomas, what do you suggest?"
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"Trish, the gentleman is right."
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"Lasik for fingernails? I came up with that."
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"Like JJ's Diner."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Stop the clock."
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"Oh, speak of the devil."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the devil, Dennis Feinstein."
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"Whoa, hey, now."
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"pulling on your puds."
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"you're all trespassing on private property."
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"Release the hounds!"
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"What hounds?"
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"I'm sorry, JJ, that I gave you false hope."
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"Screw that. There's gotta be another way."
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"break in, and TP his office?"
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"and they're all super cheap"
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"Anything to get away from this cologne smell."
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"All the sushi is made from fish"
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"previously owned by celebrities."
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"Here we have Paul Reiser's salmon."
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"Enjoy."
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"Which is why I got you something."
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"I didn't buy you anything."
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"What I have for you is a piece of advice."
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"you got me the shoes Jaden Smith wears"
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"Oh, snap. That's an even better gift."
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"Can I get the "me" soft-shell crab?"
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"That's the most baller thing I've ever seen."
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"he promised to clean it up."
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"Instead, he just gave it a fancy new name:"
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"A more accurate name for this place?"
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"We've had this listing for seven years,"
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"Look, I appreciate everything that you guys have done for me,"
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"to refurbish this trash heap,"
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"Damn straight."
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"Guys, we have about five days to do three months worth of work."
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"we can establish a new National Park,"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Great, obviously."
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"I want you to come with me as my date."
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"so it's probably kind of uncool for me to even ask."
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"transferring day-to-day operations of Tom's Bistro"
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"over to Craig."
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"It's about time."
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"You don't have to do this."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"I need you to know that everything is gonna be fine."
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"Just, hold on."
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"but I'm happy with the decisions I made"
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"You guys, I don't know what this is about,"
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"but it's 4:13, so you got seven minutes."
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"Well, we just wanted to introduce you to the new home"
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"Are you tripping?"
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"We just spent $125 million"
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"of historic Pawnee."
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"You could build a much bigger campus in this neighborhood,"
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"That's true. We wouldn't have to hire Banksy."
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