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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (S16E16)

"Like, whenever I meet famous people."
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"autographing your photos."
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"That's kind of cool."
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"He no come in here."
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"I take-a the photo from the dry cleaner's."
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"That goes a-double for you, James-a Brol... mamma mia!"
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"I've had enough of this."
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"I put an Ambien in his beer, so he's out cold."
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"Well, err on the skin side."
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"on the couch on the couch."
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"Although, I guess you are everywhere, and in all places."
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"Him and The Rock."
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"There was an issue."
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"It was an HBO show starring a bottle of hair dye."
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"No, they don't really work in elevators."
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"Understood, understood."
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"Good, good."
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"My guy sucks."
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"out there keeping a watch out."
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"It's not broken. I just haven't decided where it's going yet."
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"But I can't be. Hold on, give me a sec."
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"and a terrible parent."
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"Oh, says Father of the Year."
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"distended-nipples street cat."
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"Meg, boil some water."
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"Look how happy they are.""
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"What kind you make there for yourself, Chris?"
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"No, I got chicken."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"How's everything going over here?"
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"Ice from soda, get on that burger."
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"Peter, you've opened the trunk."
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"Yeah. We all saw that, Peter."
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"Before you go, there's something I want to say."
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"I'm sorry I'll never get a chance"
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"- Thanks, Dad. - And Stewie,"
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"I'm gonna stay out here and listen to Nina Blackwood"
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"It's weird. For the first seven days,"
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"all I did was create things, but since then,"
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"You were right about everything."
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"Hey, Chris, you like pictures of naked children"
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"We now return to a 1980s movie"
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"Still driving a cab."
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"Traffic's neither heavy nor light."
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"And I'm still married to you because...?"
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"Peter, you got to come outside."
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"Very painful. Ready?"
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"Oh, yeah. This is nothing."
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"But you don't, Peter, you don't."
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"I work my ass off to bring home the bacon for this family,"
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"and this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler."
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"but I respect their experience."
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"ever reconcile their differences?"
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""God is love." I always liked that."
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"- They come from the same place. - Tatooine?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I feel like the bones in her back"
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"would hurt my tummy."
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"Thanks, God! I know I can do it."
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"All right, let's start this again."
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"People are pulling things out of our car."
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"You can do this, Peter. You love your family."
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"Dad, can you crack your window a little bit?"
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"The bunny rabbit family you just ran over?"
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"I'll miss you more than life..."
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"Is anyone gonna stop him?"
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"Sky and Hutch DVD that fell behind the entertainment center."
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"You were right about everything."
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"Well, looks like quitting time."
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"They've been practicing for months."
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"but now feels excruciatingly slow."
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"you'll get a lot of beaten-down husband eye-rolls."
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"I'll tell you what happened."
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"Oh, God."
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"I don't know what that is."
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"That's rad, Peter."
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"W-Wait, hold on."
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"Since you're now a ghost, would you like to do pottery"
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"while straddling present-day Demi Moore?"
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"I can't be dead. I have a family who needs me."
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"that your family is better off with you alive."
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"Isn't it nice that we're spending this time together"
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"I'm cutting it. It's easier to eat."
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"Good night, Kirk Cameron."
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"♪ Leonard Bernstein ♪"
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"Ribbed. A woman was pleased with it."
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"over the sex someone else had."
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"The longer you stay sedentary, the stronger the bond."
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"You take-a good care of the place"
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"All right, you ready?"
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"Yes."
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"I have nothing else to ask you."
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"He's just-he's just in a lot of stuff."
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"and you fell down the stairs and hit your head pretty hard."
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"How about people who say they are not religious,"
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"Fred Armisen, Dan Aykroyd, Morwenna Banks, Vanessa Bayer..."
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"As past human lives or as animals?"
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"Say that again."
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"See you when the sun rises, James Bro... Mamma mia!"
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"and watching TV all weekend."
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"from Uber Eats 'cause that driver pinched my bottom."
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"If Peter won't let Dr. Hartman remove it,"
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"I can't. My feet swelled up too much from all the bacon."
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"look what I'm doing. All right, see the way I'm twisting it?"
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"unscrew the legs, take the mattress out,"
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"All the way down."
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"That was five guys, Peter."
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"Oh, hey, what's with all the questions?"
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"Am I... Am I really dead?"
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"Well, you're an inattentive husband"
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"You know what? I did him a favor."
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"I-I guess so."
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""Usually you put a burger on a tray."
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"My family would be better off without me."
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"It's not about being good or bad."
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"Because nothing means more to me than my family."
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"Guys, second time this week."
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"That's a bigger deal than regular garbage."
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"Hi, I'm Oliver Platt, and I'm currently fused to this chair."
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"Mamma mia, what a day."
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