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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Are You There God? It's Me, Peter (S16E16)

"that weren't so hard to sing as a group."
Family Guy(1999)
"- How was it? - Terrible."
Family Guy(1999)
"Here's a video to help you understand."
Family Guy(1999)
"Hey, what's up? I'm Snoop Dogg, know what I'm saying?"
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"holding needles in your lips?"
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"Some-a time-a the needle, they poke-a my lip,"
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"And now to say good night"
Family Guy(1999)
"I saw you put Ambien in your beer, too."
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"All right, let's... Let's just hang on and figure this out."
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"I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with God."
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"I don't have a signal."
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"Will Taylor Swift and Katy Perry"
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"I'll stick with this pile of crap I already have."
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"- And no featured players? - Yeah, okay."
Family Guy(1999)
"Nancy Walls, Kristen Wiig, and Sasheer Zamata."
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"Does reincarnation exist?"
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"- You were Henry the Eighth. - Wow!"
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"Do you think I'm real, Peter?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Different people think different things."
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"The idea that I may exist is enough"
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"That's nice, Peter."
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"Man, when are they gonna fix this elevator?"
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"What's a "mezzanine"?"
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"- It's like a loge. - What's a "loge"?"
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"Yeah, you don't know either."
Family Guy(1999)
"At least Meg went wild and got a beige burger."
Family Guy(1999)
"What? Here? This is Fuddruckers."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, they're saying, "Look at the creative guy."
Family Guy(1999)
"Good. That's also Fuddruckers... Get used to it."
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"- Peter, enough. - You guys clearly don't get it."
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"- What about me? - You're a dog."
Family Guy(1999)
"Our next artist first climbed the charts"
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"Ah, he screwed it up."
Family Guy(1999)
"All right, Bill Murray's driving a cab."
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"That's exactly what I plan to do."
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"It's a free premium channel preview weekend."
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"Well, just expect me to do"
Family Guy(1999)
"a passive-aggressive domestic dispute."
Family Guy(1999)
"Peter, this is ridiculous."
Family Guy(1999)
"Okay, well if you don't get up, I won't have sex with you."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah!"
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"I got to touch another guy's hand to celebrate."
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"It's not the end of the world."
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"Being fused to furniture hasn't stopped me"
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"Eh, it's a little tight."
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"Yeah, it's a little tight in the couch."
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"Is-a not easy."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, you still got James Brolin coming in here,"
Family Guy(1999)
"See you when-a the sun shine, Ken Ober."
Family Guy(1999)
"And now, to say good night to my favorite-a celebrity,"
Family Guy(1999)
"I love this couch."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, I don't have money, I spent it all on bacon!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Chris, give me a hand with this."
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"- Stop, stop. - What? What?"
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"You know what? All right, just... Hang... just put-put it down."
Family Guy(1999)
"All-all right, okay."
Family Guy(1999)
"Ah, here it is. "Griffin coma Peter.""
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"God?"
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"Ha! I know, right?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, I know."
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"Shouldn't you be up in heaven?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Man, this thing is really stuck."
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"Hey, can you use your God powers to get us out?"
Family Guy(1999)
"I always dreamed of being stuck in an elevator with Tom Brady."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Hey, do atheists go to hell? - No."
Family Guy(1999)
"but they are spiritual?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm looking for the gay guy"
Family Guy(1999)
"run by a higher species."
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"Michael McKean, Mark McKinney..."
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"- Am I... Am I dead? - Yes."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, if you weren't dead,"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, you know what? That's right, it takes a day."
Family Guy(1999)
"Tomorrow I do that, you feel nothing."
Family Guy(1999)
"I think your family would be better off without you."
Family Guy(1999)
""Why has thou forsaken me?""
Family Guy(1999)
"Okay, well, th-there's a lot to unpack there."
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"But come on, God, you gotta give me another chance."
Family Guy(1999)
"I'll show you how good a husband and father I can be."
Family Guy(1999)
"Huh. No one's ever done that."
Family Guy(1999)
"You know what? You're on."
Family Guy(1999)
"I'll give you one day to prove to me"
Family Guy(1999)
"I've faced bigger challenges."
Family Guy(1999)
"so guess what I brought home?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Brian, get some clean rags."
Family Guy(1999)
"Stewie, Band-Aids for me."
Family Guy(1999)
"Let's go spend it in the ER."
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, look at us. Out for a fun family dinner."
Family Guy(1999)
"If anyone's watching, they'd say, "Look at that family.""
Family Guy(1999)
"That's not a burger, that's just a meat sandwich."
Family Guy(1999)
"Silverware? Put them on. Salt shaker? Whatever."
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"Peter, people are staring."
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"- Peter... - Give me... the car keys."
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"A plain burger."
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"Looks good."
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"You love your family."
Family Guy(1999)
"Come on, kids. Let's go inside."
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"the cereal, but not the board game, which I quite enjoy."
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"- Okay. - And Meg,"
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"to walk you down the aisle... at Costco,"
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"it kills me that I'll never see you become a man... loving twink."
Family Guy(1999)
"Sorry. W-Why don't you guys go inside?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Of course, that artist is Billy Idol."
Family Guy(1999)
"I suppose you know why I'm here."
Family Guy(1999)
"it's just killing, killing, killing."
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"Well, go ahead and do it."
Family Guy(1999)
"It's just blind subservience to an imaginary being."
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"So, I'm not gonna die?"
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"Thank you, God!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Can I use that one on my son? - Sure."
Family Guy(1999)
"And I'm sorry about Fuddruckers."
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"- Peter, you're not even dressed. - For what?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Ah, this was hilarious."
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"Get in the Army!"
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"Sadly, there's still no penetration."
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"Well, in return,"
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"Eh, he's not in the Army yet."
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"You got to see this, Peter."
Family Guy(1999)
"Someone had sex?"
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"And having thicker hair than a werewolf."
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