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Clips from Scrubs - My Female Trouble (S04E04)

"You two are gonna kill me."
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"Nobody's gonna kill you."
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"Hi. I'm Dr Nobody."
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"I see. This is your Hippocratic Oath? Schoolyard threats?"
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"I know you feel like you did right by him,"
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"I don't feel that way."
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"I know you did the best job you could."
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"But in tennis,"
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"they're forced to interact."
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"So, what you're saying is that even though you think"
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"you've decided to crush his spirit"
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"OK, this woman is horrifying, so don't panic."
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"There you are. Get in the backseat and lie on the floor."
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"I should've known, Barbie."
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"You have been impersonating a doctor"
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"since the first day you got here."
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"I did what I had to do to treat this guy."
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"As far as me being scared about you telling him that I'm full of crap..."
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"Hey, jerkwad! I'm Dr Reid!"
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"Guess what, missy. This is my house."
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"You and Mr Chestless here are over."
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"So move on. Cos if you don't,"
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"I'm gonna turn your little lame liaison into a threesome"
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"And I don't kiss nice."
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"OK. Fine. It's over."
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"I'm free?"
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"Hey, you. Go get in the back of my car."
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"Wow. Thanks, Jordan. I'll see you around."
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"Not so fast. You're my bitch now."
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"Jordan's making me stretch out her new jeans."
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"Cry me a river."
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"A little unpredictable, but I'm getting some good heat."
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"Turk, I'm sorry about Neena."
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"It's OK, man."
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"No matter how much we like to pretend otherwise,"
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"... or fighting for their man..."
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"I have to pick up Carla's dry cleaning."
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"Well, what do we have here?"
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"May I have a pancake, please?"
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"... bread."
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"Good morning."
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"I'll see you at the deposition."
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"Bye."
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"FYI, there was no spanking last night, OK?"
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"Really?"
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"Remember how I thought Mr Peterson's back pain was sacrolitis"
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"It turns out it was just..."
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"Christopher Duncan Turk, you tell him how you really feel,"
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"- Plus, you already had sex with her. - Four and a half times."
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"and just walk away in a huff. I'm very busy."
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"Thank you."
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"Plus, if I concentrate,"
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"We're settling."
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"God help me, I'm gonna miss that smile."
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"I feel like my ex-wife is standing on my chest..."
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"The fat one that had all my kids."
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"and go find my doctor."
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"and their dead stuffed dog. What's the step down?"
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"is that you never let anything beat you."
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"I am pretty impressive."
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"by your "baby horse standing up for the first time" style of love-making."
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"You won't break up with me. Betray your friend."
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"Dr Reid thought you might ask that and had an answer."
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"Shut your cakehole!"
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"The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor."
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"And I know you would never do anything"
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"You see, there is a compartment in the hat,"
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"What did you do?"
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"I'd love to. I would love to."
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"Well,"
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"and roll all around in it."
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"Good luck in med school."
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"the bunny was in the hat the whole time."
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"it doesn't set you free as much as you'd hoped."
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"I'm a doctor."
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"What does misery love?"
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"- I think we can save your foot. - It's his heart."
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"Punish me? How?"
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"Let's get out of here. Come on."
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"It's a witch!"
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"Elliot, if you can handle that sexist dirtbag in there,"
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"but you have to acknowledge that Mr Korman feels like you let him down."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"if you call them out, they're gonna give you a piece of their mind."
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"It took me three years to move in and I'm not moving out."
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"and make it so the only way you'll be able to eat pie is through a straw."
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"You come in here and walk around like you're the queen bee?"
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"starring yours truly."
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"Ouch."
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"You know what Gandhi's wife made me do this afternoon"
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"Ever since the surgery, I've been serving lefty."
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"Yep, I know just the right neighbourhood."
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"You are, and don't you let anything else"
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"and he told me that you don't need him as much anymore,"
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"You'll drop this lawsuit because it's wrong and you know it,"
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"I'm pretty sure it's because of my new girlfriend. She's amazing."
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"- Neena, the funniest thing happened... - I'm eating."
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"Sorry."
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"Why?"
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""Big bag of money.""
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"Fantastic. I'd like to start by..."
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"Oh, he rocks."
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"I do love a dirty table."
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"When the hell am I getting out?"
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"even sweet little old ladies"
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"Misery loves company!"
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"Seriously, is there no pie?"
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"over a tennis game?"
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"You got something to say, say it."
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"strong, confident women will always have the power over us."
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"is she's a malpractice attorney who's suing Turk."
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"so the stinkin' rabbit is actually in there the whole time."
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"You know what? Now, this is cra..."
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"The thing about strong women,"
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"So that's a no on cuddling?"
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"Yeah!"
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"- Yet another strong moment for you? - Why don't you tell me how this ends?"
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"And just like that, we all knew who had won."
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"Don't get me wrong, she's not the warmest person."
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"Enough is enough."
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