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Clips from Scrubs - My Female Trouble (S04E04)

"I want you to know I still think you're a great doctor,"
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"and I've been talking to my rabbi lately about me finally getting circumcised."
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"Hey, Neena."
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"I think because of the Turk situation"
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"we should probably stop seeing each other."
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"No."
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"You can't say no. No is the answer to a question,"
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"and I clearly wasn't asking a question, Neena."
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"I was making a dramatic statement, and I'm sorry,"
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"but that statement was "good-bye.""
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"You know, one of us is gonna tire eventually."
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"So, how are we feeling, Mr Summers?"
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"unless the next three words out of your mouth"
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"are some combination of sponge, bath, and my big white ass,"
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"I'm not interested."
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"Now, how about you"
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"- Actually, sir... - His name is Elliot Reid."
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"So, what's the word? Is this guy any good?"
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"If my malpractice insurance goes through the roof,"
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"you'll have to take a step down lifestyle-wise."
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"I live in a tiny apartment with my husband, his best friend,"
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"Hey, come on."
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"One of the most amazing things about you"
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"get into that beautiful head of yours. OK?"
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"What could get into this man's head, baby? Huh?"
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"Want to talk about it?"
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"Neena, it's over."
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"No, it's not. In fact, I find myself oddly turned on"
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"First of all, thank you. Secondly, I tried to be reasonable."
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"If you want to see my dark side, you're gonna see my dark side."
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"Is this some lawyer mind trick? It's not gonna happen."
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"- You're gonna have sex with me. - I'll do nothing of the sort."
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"And as the ultimate act of betrayal, you will do it"
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"Oh... I hate a dirty table."
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"I love a dirty table."
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"God help me, I do."
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"OK, Mr Summers, your EKGs came back,"
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"and Dr Reid liked what he saw."
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"He also said for you to stop paying off orderlies to sneak you cheeseburgers."
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"Wow. He's old school."
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"- Like me. - Hey!"
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"That belongs to Dr Reid."
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"So you and Reid..."
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"Yes, we're lovers."
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"Red-hot lovers."
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"I'm guessing he's married?"
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"She doesn't understand him like I do."
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"Not like I do."
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"Turk's kind of in a dark place right now, so stay away from him, OK?"
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"Nothing personal. You're just an awful human being."
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"Of course. But..."
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"we kind of crossed paths already."
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"and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."
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"I mean, bottom line, you spend eight years and 200 Gs"
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"I'll tell you. A diploma on your wall and a bull's-eye on your back."
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"And you reminded him that people are basically good?"
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"are looking to bend you over a chair in court."
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"We covered people."
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"People pretty much hear what they want to hear, OK?"
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"Excuse me. My son is interested in becoming a doctor,"
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"and maybe you could tell him what it's like."
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"Do you have a dog, bowl cut?"
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"That's how it feels to be a doctor,"
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"because here's the dirty little secret..."
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"people don't want your help."
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"They want your dignity, your pride."
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"But mostly, they want your money."
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"The next time you see a magic show,"
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"Peace out."
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"You are so dead."
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"You can only keep the truth hidden for so long."
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"No problem. Frick."
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"Turk, wait!"
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"Let's sit down and talk about this."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Did we win?"
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"Hold on, Turk. Haven't you ever heard of keeping your enemies closer?"
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"I was keeping her close, Turk."
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"Hey, Gandhi. I think we should talk. What do you think?"
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"Sure, Dr Cox and I were feeling guilty,"
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"Hey, who wants to be me?"
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"Craig, you're probably still mad at me. Anyone else?"
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"Dr Reid at your service."
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"OK, that's a no for Todd."
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"Isn't there anyone here that I can trust to be me?"
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"Hello. I'm Dr Reid."
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"What is the matter with you two?"
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"Believe me, the whole time we were having sex"
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"I was thinking about Turk."
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"- That came out wrong. - And you..."
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"How could you not get this?"
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"All right, look..."
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"Misery loves company."
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"Oh, God."
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"OK, sure. Maybe we did screw up, just a poquito,"
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"Summers,"
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"I know that."
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"We're concerned about your ticker."
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"Yes."
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"But, we're going to have to listen to that heart of yours."
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"My talk with Carla gave me the courage to take a stand."
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"After all, misery loves camaraderie."
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"Look, Neena..."
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"Talk about ending our relationship, I'll punish you."
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"And that's when I realised I would never be strong enough"
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"to break Neena's hold over me. I needed help."
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"Somebody must have left this here from Halloween."
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"God, Dr Cox is gonna go off on me,"
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"- Don't you mean Playboy? - No."
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"Your brother's... Has he actually told your family..."
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"- Do you think he and another guy... - No more questions."
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"Perry occasionally talks to me at home,"
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"and it annoys the hell out of him,"
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"which, of course, gives me endless enjoyment."
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"Don't go backwards. Own what you did with Mr Summers."
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"You are so much stronger than all the other idiot residents around here."
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"Really?"
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"Jordan, I need you to break up with somebody for me."
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"Hey, there's no pie here."
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"Oh, my God!"
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