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Clips from Scrubs - My Female Trouble (S04E04)

"Still, I can't be sure,"
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"so it's always good to test."
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"OK, they're mad."
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"I'm starving."
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"I could probably do more."
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"Nope."
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"Hit him again, baby."
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"and you said it wasn't? Well, I was right."
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"Now that her mentor Molly is gone, she wants to prove it wasn't a fluke."
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"Go!"
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"Thanks."
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"If you haven't had sex in six months,"
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"you're not accountable for who you sleep with."
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"But I'm only ending it because friends come first."
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"Stick, I'm gonna warn you the same way I warn Perry"
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"Prepare to have your ass grabbed."
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"Just skip the rest of your "I'll show you" speech"
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"You aren't gonna freeze up around her again, are you, Ted?"
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"Whenever you're ready, Neena."
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"First off, I'd just like to say that these charges..."
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"Well, it's a very serious disease, and I don't like you."
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"Wait for the serve."
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"What?"
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"and not the pretty one."
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"Listen, Goldilocks,"
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"Tough day, huh?"
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"Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle."
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"- Sit down. - I won't. I'm leaving."
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"I love this guy."
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"to get through med school, and what do you have to show for it?"
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"People suck. They suck. And make no mistake about it,"
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"Come on."
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"Right?"
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"I want you to find a pile of its best work"
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"Oh."
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"I want to meet this Dr Reid."
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"And when the truth comes out,"
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"Especially if it involves betraying your best friend."
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"but if Turk didn't want to talk about it, we were in the clear."
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"Dr Elliot Reid."
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"J.D., you said you were gonna break up with Neena."
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"...why do you want everybody here to be as miserable as you?"
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"but come on, we're definitely not the ones that you want to be mad at."
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"Oh, yeah? Then who?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"Well, your paper strip looks good."
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"I'm afraid I was wrong. We're going to have to take that foot."
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"A man has to have his limits."
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"worse than when my brother Barry caught me reading his Playgirl."
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"- No. - Everyone's positive..."
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"- you can certainly handle Perry. - Why are you being nice to me?"
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"Look, Turk,"
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"But there's something that you should know about me."
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"People hate me."
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"my husband did a great job,"
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"by putting a permanent black mark on his medical record"
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"- I'll be fine. - I was talking to myself."
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"- OK. - Back."
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"Neena. Word?"
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"I had a chat with your wife. I know I'm in your head."
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"Here's what's gonna happen."
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"- cos I supposedly crushed his spirit? - What?"
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"She's a woman. I understand."
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"And the truth was he did understand."
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"Whether they're fighting for respect..."
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"Strong women make all guys feel the same way."
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"I heard from a reliable source that you want to live in a dumpster."
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"I can arrange that."
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"I don't know why, but I feel like Turk and Carla are upset with me."
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"Wish I hadn't left my wallet at home."
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"Also the sex could be a little impersonal."
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"Turk and Carla's main problem with Neena"
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"I was doing everything I could"
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"not to rub the relationship in Turk's face."
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"I'll try not to spank your lawyer as hard as I spanked him last night."
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"- Yeah. - Then this won't hurt."
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"After spreading half a tube"
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"of what I thought was burn ointment on my butt, it was off to work."
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"- What smells like Vagisil? - Nothing. How can I help you?"
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"Yeah, you should never use scalding-hot coffee"
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"for a victory sip. It's a beginner's mistake."
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"What are you so negative about?"
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"Elliot's come into her own as a doctor."
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"Attention, staff. One of our hospital's board members is coming in as a patient."
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"The first doctor to my office gets to treat him."
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"Around here everyone's looking to prove themselves."
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"So, Craig, how's your grandmother doing?"
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"J.D., how could you do this to Turk?"
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"You two are so close I have nightmares of you running away together."
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"Where do we go?"
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"One time we went to Aspen."
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"Oh, I hope it was summer. I'm not that big a skier."
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"- Girls! I want an explanation. - Tell her our code."
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"Please. When you were single, you were never that desperate, were you?"
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"Yes, it was."
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"just like you told me last night, or I will do it for you."
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""Baby..."
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"why does he hurt me so ba-a-ad?""
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"Later."
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"Jordan, you're on the board."
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"What is the story on my patient Mr Summers?"
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"when I have more than three scotches."
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"That's disturbing in, like, eight different ways."
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"Barbie, he's a sexist pig. He's gonna eat you alive."
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"Look, I'm not the same doctor I was four years ago."
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"- I am smarter, more confident and... - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"So should we start this deposition,"
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"or do you just want to hand us a big bag of money?"
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"No chance. I'm drugged up."
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"I think I can control the excessive flop sweat"
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"Ted? You ready to get started?"
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"We should take a short recess."
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"Mr Korman contends the shoulder surgery he received ruined his tennis serve."
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"I'd like to ask Dr Turk if his diabetes"
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"could have affected his performance in surgery?"
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"- You're diabetic? - Yes. I told you that."
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"- Thought you were joking. - How is that funny?"
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"How do we even know he plays tennis?"
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"Look at him. He's awful."
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"You are awful."
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